Things From Chicago The Mars Rover Has Found

Space ward shaping up nicely.

* The dude who hired Angelo Torres. Oh wait, that was a different rover.

* Richard M. Daley's response to police chief Richard Brzeczek's warning about Jon Burge

* Steve Bartman.

* Ald. Joe Moore's balls.

* That missing puck.

* The Lollapalooza emergency plan.

* A live Olympics TV feed.

* All 104 of John Kass's columns, running on a continuous loop, just like on Earth.

* Pat Quinn's spine.

* Bryan LaHair's bat.

* Mike Martz.

* 3,000 votes from the river wards.

* The ratings for Oprah's new network.

* Ald. Joe Moreno's copy of the Constitution.

* More missing Koschman files.

* Michael Sneed's sources.

* Todd Stroger's brain.

* Rahm Emanuel's heart.

* Michael Madigan's soul.

* Ryan Dempster's class

* The Bears' offensive line.

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* By Thomas Chambers, Mike Luce and Steve Rhodes

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Comments welcome.

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1. From Beachwood Mark:

* Billy Corgan s self-respect.

* Meeting minutes from the Infrastructure Trust.

* Roland Burris's humility.

* A sign reading: "This crater sponsored by Bank of America."

* A Journatic reporter, assigned to cover Palatine.

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