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What Makes Hawaiian Air So Good

"Hawaiian Airlines did the best job for fliers last year, closely followed by low-cost carrier AirTran, according to an annual study released Monday that rates the nation's 18 busiest airlines for the quality of their service," AP reports.

What makes Hawaiian Air so good?

1. Every flight is a limbo dance party.

2. Smiling Mai Tais.

3. Animatronic flight attendants.

4. Unbeatable inflight entertainment.

5. You're going to Hawaii.

6. One passenger on each flight randomly chosen to be thrown into a volcano.

7. Brady Family lookalikes on every flight.

8. Unbeatable inflight medical care.

9. A pleasing design scheme.

10. The passion orange guava nectar.

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Posted on April 14, 2010


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