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We Have QuestionsThis started with a discussion of the physics of Fantasy Island. As many others have wondered, is Roarke a grifter, a deity, a techno-wizard? That led to this. TIM: If the fantasies only lasted for the duration of the trip to the island, why didn't Mr. Roarke make Tattoo taller? He never left the island, right? STEVE: This is like, "When the Blues Brothers went to the diner to get that guy for the band, why didn't they take Aretha instead?" TIM: Yes! I can't remember the comic who said: Remember that movie where Halle Berry was so poor that she had to become a prostitute? Why didn't she just become a model? STEVE: Why don't they make the entire plane out of the black box? TIM: Steven Wright: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? STEVE: Gilligan's Island: They can make a radio out of a coconut but can't fix a hole in a boat? TIM: Why didn't they make the boat out of a black box? - Posted on April 3, 2021 |
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