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Uber Uber Alles

I'm waiting for the Uber version of Uber, where drivers don't even have licenses or insurance. The uber-competitive model!

- Tim Willette


Uber Uber - We drive you to your Uber driver.

Reverse Uber - You drive us somewhere!

Uber Russia - Car drives you.

Uber Liquor - You save because our competitors pay for silly licenses and tax stamps and we don't.

Uber Utilities - Now with surge pricing.

Uber Undertaker - Why pay for a coffin? We dump the body in the river.

Uberserk - We drive you crazy.

Ubarfly - We drive you to drink.

Ubarleywine - We drive you to drink Barleywine.

Ubarrel - Lowest price transport over Niagara Falls.

Doober - A collection of independent contractors who are always holding and just a text away.

Progressive Uber - Pricing according to income.

Chicago Uber - Only available to somebodies somebody sent.

Local Celebrity Uber - George Ryan will drive you around the city if you listen to him tell you about how he got screwed; Billy Corgan will drive you if you listen to him explain how underappreciated he is; Bruce Wolf will drive you if you aren't black.

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Comments welcome.



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Posted on January 14, 2015


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PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Pilcher Park Now A Nature Reserve.


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