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An Olympic Enemies List

By The Beachwood Enemies Of Real Chicagoans Bureau

Nightclub impresario and celebrity ass-nuzzler Billy Dec, who thinks kickn it with Paris Hilton is something to brag about, put together a series of videos from the most noxious Hollywood types who for some reason supported bringing the Olympics here at our expense. Instant enemies list! (You can find the videos at A Chicago Thing, which accurately describes Dec.)

1. David Schwimmer

2. Jeremy Piven

3. Jamie Foxx

4. Dan Aykroyd

5. Rachael Ray

6. George Lopez

7. Common

8. William Petersen

9. Kate Walsh

10. Nick "America's Got Talent" Cannon

11. Zach Braff

12. David Cook

13. Michelle Williams

14. Jimmy Fallon

15. Michael Clarke "Green Mile" Duncan

16. Brody Jenner

17. Sophia "One Tree Hill" Bush

18. John Legend

19. Sean "Will & Grace" Hayes

20. Questlove

21. Andrew "Bizarre Foods" Zimmern

22. George Wendt

23. S. Epatha "Law & Order" Merkerson

24. Plain White Ts

25. Dwyane Wade

26. Daniel "Rescue Me" Sunjata

27. Tom Thayer

28. Joey Slotnick

29. Luol Deng

30. Peter "House" Jacobson

31. Brian Urlacher

32. Nadine "My Name is Earl" Velazquez

33. Jay Mariotti

34. "Musicians" Josh Kelley/Ryan Cabrera

35. Anna Chlumsky

36. Jermaine Dye

37. Joel "Good Charlotte" Madden

38. Randy Wells

39. Andy Richter

40. "Greek" Spencer Grammer

41. Simeon Rice

42. Christina "90210" Moore

43. Larenz Tate

44. "Roller Derby" The Chicago Outift

45. "At The Movies"

46. Bill Bellamy

47. "Greek" Scott Michael Foster

48. The Luvabulls

49. Frankie "Malcolm in The Middle" Muniz

50. Reid "My Boys" Scott

51. Katie "Melrose Place" Cassidy

52. Joe Mategna

53. Busta Rhymes

54. The Kardashians

55. Jermaine Dupri

56. Sylvia "WNBA Star" Fowles

57. Billy Bush

58. Joel McHale

59. David "Bones" Boreanez

60. John "The Office" Krasinski


Posted on October 2, 2009

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