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The New And Unimproved Taste Of Chicago

With a slimmed down Taste of Chicago winding up almost as fast as it got going, we sent our intrepid team downtown to see what Taste of Rahm's Chicago had to offer. Here's what they found.

* More realistic Chicago experience includes the Booth of Bile and the Eat Your Meal Before Your Meter Runs Out Booth.

* The Next booth serves food from the Taste of Chicago July 15, 1837. The turkey legs are served tartare.

* Bandshell headlined by the bucket boys. Buckets returned to KFC after performance.

* Eat Lead Booth sponsored by members of Chicago's gang community.

* Turkey legs replaced by (gluten-free) vegan leggings.

* Charter booths pick their own customers.

* Cubs booth serves bison burgers to fund search for Obama's birth certificate.

* Rahm fingers. Choose between Vitriol and Arrogance for your dipping sauce.

* University of Chicago Lab Booth. The only booth Rahm lets his kids eat at.

* The teacher dunk tank. Unfortunately, tickets are already sold out.

* Um, we can't get rid of the Asian Carp. Will you help us?

* Hey, everybody over to Tim McGivern's house!

* At the White Sox booth, Kenny Williams makes revenge and serves it cold.

* Downtown's TV theme song saxophone guy to open for Dierks Bentley.

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Posted on July 13, 2012


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