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The Five Dumbest Ideas of the Week

1. When incompetents get millions for contributing nothing of value to the economy, I really get steamed. Of course, I'm referring to this.

2. No, Rihanna is not in talks to star in The Bodyguard. She could sure use one, though.

3. Remember, back in the day, when the whole family would gather round the piano and sing. Actually, I don't either but that's beside the point. These days, no family event is complete without a rousing, multi-generational YouTube session, preferably one featuring Granny busting a few Soulja Boy moves.

And if you don't have a Granny, you can always rent one for the occasion.

4. Because you can never see too many pictures of people with congenital deformities,
kudos to ABC's "Medical Marvel" site.

5. Q. What do you get when you deduct 24 genuine terrorists from 800 detainees held at Guantanamo?

A. If we're lucky, a war crimes tribunal.

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Look for Stephanie Goldberg's Five Dumbest Ideas of the Week in this space on Fridays.




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Posted on March 20, 2009


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BOOKS - All About Poop.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Don't Let Your Pet OD.


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