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Huberman's CPS"Mayor Richard Daley to name CTA chief Ron Huberman to lead city schools." * Start times become flexible. * "The third-grade is delayed today due to heavy snow. Please choose alternate grades." * KidTracker! * New evacuation procedures leave kids stranded in basement. * Slow zones introduced in every third school while books are re-binded. * History of Mass Transit in Chicago banned from high school libraries. * Metal detectors replaced by turnstiles. * No eating, drinking or littering. * Citizens welcome to walk up and down aisles of classrooms preaching Jesus and selling socks. * Humans no longer allowed to use P.A. systems. * Annual funding crisis will continue as usual. * Each bell accompanied by announcement of the next class and which side the doors for it open. * School buses outfitted with error-filled maps rejected by the CTA. * School board members change jobs with CTA board members. Oh wait, they already do that. * Announcing the new SuperSchool at Block 37. Posted on January 27, 2009 |
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