Chicago - Sep. 29, 2020

Recession Proof

By The Beachwood Bureau of Economic Affairs

Ad Age has come up with a list of recession-proof businesses. So have we. First theirs, then ours.

Theirs:

1. Soup

2. Mouthguards

3. Bankruptcy law

4. Walmart

5. Thrift Stores

6. Laxatives

7. Cable TV

8. Guns

9. Spam

10. Cheap beer

Ours:

11. Pot

12. Craigslist

13. Loan-sharking

14. Religion

15. Condoms

16. English

17. Left-handed relieving

18. Penis extending

19. Tampons

20. Ammunition

Posted on December 26, 2008

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