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O Sumenberger

On the 10th Day of Christmas, Don's Grill gave to me
another tribute that brought me to my knees

*

O Sumenberger

O Hamburger, O Hamburger
How toxic were your odors

O Hamburger, O Hamburger
How lovely was your meat

Laid in bread, and wrapped in wax
Departing loudly from my ass

O Hamburger, O Hamburger
Full of flatulence

*

Previously in The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas, brought to you by our very own Tom Latourette:

- Day 1: Have a Dysfunctional Family Christmas
- Day 2: Little George Bush
- Day 3: Hillary, Hillary
- Day 4: O Holy Grill
- Day 5: Christmas Lingerie
- Day 6: I've Got Erectile Dysfunction This Christmas
- Day 7: 1908
- Day 8: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas At El Taco Bandito
- Day 9: O Christmas Pole



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Posted on December 23, 2007


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