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Meet The Riverwalk!

A new stretch of the Riverwalk just opened, so the Beachwood Field Trip Affairs Desk took a little jaunt downtown to check it out. Here's what we found:

* An animatronic but unnamed Daley screwing everything up.

* The Old Man Daley Fishing Pier.

* Another Billy Goat Tavern!

* Throw coins in the water for luck - and to fund city pensions!

* Navy Pier? The Riverwalk has the National Guard Pier!

* The SUPES cafe, where no-bid coffee comes without receipts.

* The Tom Thibodeau Film Room.

* A Redmoon Theater re-creation of $100 million going up in smoke.

* A really nice view of the TRUMP sign.

* The Gorton's Fisherman.

* Some really cool fish.

* A fat guy and a skinny guy leading a three-hour tour.

* Bridgetenders eating chicken tenders.

* Men and their thoughts.

* The charter Riverwalk, so parents have a choice.

* Rahm's sunken infrastructure trust, lying at the bottom of the river in a tangle of seaweed, sewage and hubris.

* Express water taxi service to Wilmette.

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Comments welcome.



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Posted on June 3, 2015


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