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Meet The Manther

By John Kuczaj

John Kuczaj is wondering what the male equivalent of a Cougar is.

Joe C Tiger? Panther? The Lion King?

Steve W A kuczaj. I think that's "cougar" backwards in Latin.

Ryan C Sadly, a pervert if you are poor and playboy if you are rich.

Jodi P A dirty old man LOL

John Kuczaj yeah, Ryan and Jodi...I think you're right. Maybe time to coin a phrase for it...maybe a "Michael Douglas" or a "Tony Randall".

Jodi P There you go LOL

Jack H I think it's a Hef

Cathy N Sad old man. If you want evidence, go to the world's worst piano bar, Howl At The Moon, on Hubbard. Yikes.

Natasha J I have to agree with Cathy. You might also find this person listed under "Old Dude at the Club".

Jodi P Most young women wont touch that though and most young men dont care LOL

Natasha J Um..have you been to the Viagra Triangle? It has that name for a reason...some chicks have absolutely no shame so long as their bills get paid...

Carmen R "Viagra Central"

Jodi P a few yrs older is fine with me otherwise, ewwwww. And Ill pay my own bills thank you LOL

Jeannie V manther!

Jodi P PS I dont think they have to touch Hef. It didnt look like Kendra touched him or wanted to.

Gwen P an old lecher

Robert K Cradlerobber

John Kuczaj I like MANTHER!

Patrick B I think we call them guys, but I'm not sure...

John Kuczaj based on all these a Cougar looked down upon? Or is it like when a young male student is seduced by a female teacher - the coolest thing in the world!

John Kuczaj According to Wikipedia, Jeannie was spot-on with "Manther" However, it also defines a Cougar as a woman over 40 who pursues younger men 8+ years younger than her. Is a 40 year-old dating a 30 year-old REALLY that bad? Is 40 dating 25?...The 1/2 plus 7 rule would suggest a 40 year-old should not go younger than 27.

Still...I'm a little bummed that if I asked a 30 year-old out, I'd be considered a dirty old man (etc.). I guess maturity doesn't matter in relationships (I am VERY immature!), only chronological age. ;)


Comments welcome.


Posted on September 29, 2009

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