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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Hanukah

The Beachwood is proud to kick off its first annual holiday series of audio and video tidings with one that goes out to our Jewish friends.

We invite everyone to sing along:

It's beginning to look a lot like Rosh Hashana
Let's shout shanah tovah
Your name in a book God keeps
Grab the horn from a sheep
We'll blow Tekia gedolah on our shofar

It's beginning to look a lot like Yom Kippur
We're atoning for our sins
Go to the synagogue that we built
We'll wallow in our own guilt
Until we get home

Apple slices with honey
The Ha-la looks funny
The head of the fish on a plate
Bagels and Lox
Your matzah soup rocks
Cold caviar that I hate
Grab your star of David and Yammach
For our next date

It's beginning to look a lot like Hanukah
The dreidel we will spin
Light the monorah with the shamash, eat latke and applesauce
If you spin Hay or Gimmel, gelt is what you'll win

It's beginning to look a lot like Hanukah
All our lights are blue
For 8 days we'll have some fun
For we are the chosen ones
It's good to be a Jew


Visit the Beachwood's YouTube page to see what else our A/V department has been up to. And when you embed, please speak nicely of us.


Posted on December 12, 2007

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