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If I Was Bill Gates . . .

I saw this on Facebook and got to thinking . . .

Here's what I would do if I was Bill Gates:

* Make Taco Tuesdays on Wednesdays, too.

* Buy a non-Internet jukebox for ever bar in America.

* A Beachwood Inn on every corner, with animatronic Bob bartenders.

* Buy every Coldplay, Nickelback and Hootie record in existence and destroy them. He wakes up every day and doesn't do this.

* Feed every hungry person in America. Every day.

* Replace all PCs with Macs.

* Make McRib available year-round.

* Buy Cadillac health insurance for every American.

* Pay Rahm Emanuel to shut up.

* Buy the Cubs and restore Wrigley Field to its non-advertising, non-yuppified state.

* Make HBO and Netflix free for everyone.

* Stop wearing those godawful sweaters.

* Pay Donald Trump to resign.

* Put all remaining money, time and resources to climate change.

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Comments welcome.



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Posted on November 18, 2019


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