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O Holy Grill

On the 4th day of Christmas, Don's Grill gave to me
A pickle on a pure beef patty


O Holy Grill

O Holy Grill
On Cicero and Belmont
You were the place where my drunk friends would go

O Holy Grill
Your meat was really greasy
With grilled onions and some french fries on the side


An egg with ham and cheese on white bread lightly toasted
Oyster crackers in our chili bowl

Fall on your knees
Pray to the god of porcelain

O Grill called Don's
O Grill where Jake cooked

O Grill called Don's
O Grill O Grill called Don's



The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas, brought to you by our very own Tom Latourette:

- Day 1: Have a Dysfunctional Family Christmas
- Day 2: Little George Bush
- Day 3: Hillary, Hillary


Posted on December 17, 2007

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