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O Holy Grill

On the 4th day of Christmas, Don's Grill gave to me
A pickle on a pure beef patty

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O Holy Grill

O Holy Grill
On Cicero and Belmont
You were the place where my drunk friends would go

O Holy Grill
Your meat was really greasy
With grilled onions and some french fries on the side

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An egg with ham and cheese on white bread lightly toasted
Oyster crackers in our chili bowl

Fall on your knees
Pray to the god of porcelain

O Grill called Don's
O Grill where Jake cooked

O Grill called Don's
O Grill O Grill called Don's

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The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas, brought to you by our very own Tom Latourette:

- Day 1: Have a Dysfunctional Family Christmas
- Day 2: Little George Bush
- Day 3: Hillary, Hillary



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Posted on December 17, 2007


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BOOKS - Windy City Blues.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Fish Unboxing.


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