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Have Yourself A Merry Little Kwanzaa

Have yourself a merry little Kwanzaa
Make your kinara light
From now on,
Your Christmases won't be white

Have Yourself A Merry Little Kwanzaa

Have yourself a merry little Kwanzaa
Something just ain't right
You get to have Christmas
And you get Kwanzaa seven days and nights

Harken back now to Malcolm X,
Martin Luther King and more
Sadly Jesse's all that you have left
And they caught him with a whore

Through the years you're owed remuneration
If the government allows
Hang racist Trent Lott
Upon the highest bough

And have yourself a merry little Kwanzaa now

Harken back now to Marvin Gaye
Tupac Shakur and those
Sadly Jacko started out as black
And now he sleeps with young boys

Through the years you've fought discrimination
To earn equality
But it ain't fair your TV shows
Are on the WB

And have yourself a merry little Kwanzaa now
Kwanzaa Yenu Iwe Na Heri

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More season greetings!

- This one goes out to all our Jewish friends out there.

- The Twelve Days of Beachwood Christmas.



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Posted on December 26, 2007


MUSIC - Britney's IUD.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - Climate Deniers' 4 Top Scare Tactics.
SPORTS - The McEnroes In Antarctica.

BOOKS - Foxconned.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Don't Let Your Pet OD.


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