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God Has A Plan For This Insufferable House-Flipping Couple That Doesn't Include Living In Chicago

Reddit comments (300-plus) vs. YouTube comments (5,000-plus).


Her name was Brianna Joy until she married Jaelin White. Now it's Brianna White, which is just perfect. Paging Central Casting!


More about him: How An 18-Year-Old Kid With $180 Made More Than $33K In 60 Days In The Most Competitive Market In The Country.


"My name is Jaelin White, and I am an 18 year old entrepreneur out of Phoenix AZ. All of my life, I've felt obliged to live life as the past generations have. Go to school, get good grades, find a secure job as a doctor, and bask in my then guaranteed riches. It's too bad that system just isn't working anymore, and individuals are having to find a brand new outlet for fulfillment of the heart and wealth creation. With this newfound realization that I had to do things differently, I joined the industry of Network Marketing."


Elevator pitch: "I am a 19 year old Real Estate Investor who specializes in Real Estate Wholesaling. We do 3-5 deals a month and make as much as $80,000 per wholesale deal. My skills involve a specialization in lead generation and sales, which allow me to find off market deals and steep discounts in markets that are competitive. If you've been looking to expand or build your wholesaling operation, I would love to work with you."



Their insufferable story.


They got married last year while still in high school, after dating for two years. They dated for three months before kissing.


2 million views on Brianna's morning routine. (Her social media habits are worth noting, though, y'all.)


She has 20,000 Twitter followers.


"I started out on YouTube about a year ago, recording a videos on my iPhone, not really knowing what I was doing - but all I knew that it was exactly what I wanted to do," she told JetSet for their Miss JetSet contest.

"Flash forward to this exact day, I am in New York with L'Oreal shooting a video with them, living out my dreams. I have a very girl-next-door kind of look and personality, but definitely a little more chic!"


UPDATE August 17: Jaelin is a Trump supporter!

From a comment he wrote to Guru Gossip:

"We weren't a wealthy family [he doesn't mention her family.] My mother works as a nurse and my dad stays at home with the kids. When you factor in the size of the family, we were under poverty lines. It's not to say we weren't taken care of - we definitely were. But I was never able to get the $100 pair of Nike's that everyone had. Nor was I able to wear a different pair of shorts for every day of the week. I really do apologize if I seem like I am obsessed with being wealthy and truly hope you don't blame Brianna for my actions/outlook.

"My reason for desiring wealth is to be able to take care of my family and not have to worry or fight about finances. I don't want to be some wild billionaire . . . But I do want to be able to provide for my family and be able to enjoy life to its fullest.

"I did see someone mention that I was probably raised by conservatives. Believe it or not- my parents are hardcore Bernie supporters . . . which I am most definitely okay with! I do support Trump - but I am one drop of water in an entire ocean."


Comments welcome.


Posted on August 16, 2016

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