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Full Metal Jagoff

"This is my rifle! There are many other ones like it, but this one is mine! And it's in my pants!"

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"This is my rifle! There are many other ones like it, but this one is mine!"

"Hey, isn't that my rifle?"

"Huh, I don't really know. They all look the same to me."

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"This is my rifle! There are many other ones like it, but this one is mine!"

"Actually, that rifle is the property of the United States Government."

"Oh, okay."

"Which is a republic, not a democracy, by the way."

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"This is my rifle! This is my gun! This one's for fighting! This one's for killing myself and my family years from now when the bad dreams take over!"

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