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Fight Club At The Oak Lawn Chuck E. Cheese

"Oak Lawn officials say Chuck E. Cheese's is in danger of being kicked out of the village if it can't keep adults from fighting in the children's restaurant. Police have been called to the 95th street location more than 50 times already this year," WBEZ reports.

"Village President Sandy Bury said the restaurant gave up its liquor license in 2014.

"I thought oh it's a kids place, they don't need liquor there," Bury said. "I was hopeful that would kinda quiet things down but it hasn't, unfortunately."

"Recently an off-duty police officer working security was assaulted during a family fight."

Let's take a look.

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"Today, more than ever, kids need a safe, wholesome environment in which to laugh and play. We're proud to provide that for your family and friends," the restaurant says.

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Two stars on Yelp on 18 reviews.

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Read norberto s.'s review of Chuck E. Cheese's on Yelp

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Read Ro D.'s review of Chuck E. Cheese's on Yelp

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To be fair, those two reviews are from 2014. Here's the most recent:

Read Andrew K.'s review of Chuck E. Cheese's on Yelp

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"The restaurant has had a reputation for attracting a 'pretty volatile mix' for decades, although no Oak Lawn official would hazard a guess as to the reason," the Daily Southtown reported recently.

"Since 2011, Oak Lawn police have made more than two dozen arrests there, mostly for battery and disorderly conduct."

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Chuck E. Cheese fights are something of a YouTube genre.

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Posted on September 28, 2016


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