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Excessive Teen Showering Solved

Hello Mr. Steve Rhodes:

The following press release about the Shower Manager, a new product that cuts back excessive showering and saves water and energy, may be of interest to your audience. Any editorial comment or mention that you may give this press release would be greatly appreciated.

NEW PRODUCT CUTS EXCESSIVE SHOWERING BY TEENS: SAVES WATER AND ENERGY! AUTOMATED DEVICE ELIMINATES FAMILY HASSLES!

Dateline: April 17, 2007 . . . Denver, CO
Contact: Don Brunkhardt
Phone: (303) 809-3758
E-Mail: don@showermanager.com
Web Address: www.ShowerManager.com

DENVER, CO - April 17, 2007 - For many parents, frequent and excessive showering by their teens results in being late for school, soccer practice, the dinner table, not to mention the cold water shower if you are last in line. It hasn't been easy up to now. But a new patented high-tech device, the Shower Manager, is now available which lets the Head-of-Household take control of shower times, eliminating unnecessary over use.

"The Shower Manager can stop family feuding over excessive shower times, by automatically reducing the flow at set times, locked in by a security key," says Don Brunkhardt, president of Global Network Solutions, creator and marketer of the device. Studies show that an average family of four can save enough on water and energy costs to pay for the Shower Manager within 12 months. Depending on the settings chosen, significant additional savings can be realized.

"An added benefit is the inherent water conservation features. In areas of low producing wells or areas where drought is an ongoing concern, the Shower Manger plays an important role in the contribution each family can make toward conserving this precious commodity," says Brunkhardt.

The Shower Manager installs easily and simply in between the shower neck and the existing shower head. This two-phase microprocessor device permits full flow for a preprogrammed time of 5, 8, or 11 minutes. As the device nears the end of the chosen high flow cycle, a beeper sounds alerting the bather. At the end of the chosen cycle, the flow is automatically cut by 2/3. This greatly reduced flow is sufficient for rinsing. A reset interval prevents overriding. The Head-of-Household can adjust the full flow time frame to meet the needs of the family.

The Shower Manager is available only through direct purchase from the manufacturer. Orders can be taken on-line at: www.ShowerManager.com

The Shower Manager is protected by U. S. Patents 6,016,836, 6,899,133 & patent pending.



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