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Chicagoetry: Trump's New Erection

By J.J. Tindall

TRUMP'S NEW ERECTION

Blue. Perfect!
Large blue base,
tapering to a phallic
point, "can it be
taller than the
BIGGEST, the SEARS

Tower? Please, fellas?"
I get it: Skyscrapers,
like a Saturn Five
Rocket,
all look
like a huge prick.

This one, though,
takes the proverbial
SOFT, tender cake. BLUE, taperered,
phallic beyond metaphor.
Get rich to get
pussy, sure, sure. Sorry-ass

mother-
FUCKER.
Wow: if you have to
pay for it
you really have to
pay for it.

Compensation for the
comb-over? MERCY, I'm too
judgmental!
Penis, penis, penis,
PENIS, hard BLUE

PENIS.
Seriously, Donald.
Welcome to a
REAL CITY.
Jesus!

HA!

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J. J. Tindall is the Beachwood's poet-in-residence. He can reached at jjtindall@yahoo.com. Chicagoetry is an exclusive Beachwood collection-in-progress.




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Posted on July 09, 2008


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