Chicago - May. 22, 2012
Music TV Politics Sports Books People Places & Things
 
Beachwood PP&T
Our monthly PP&T archive.
Chicagoetry
Rhymes for the Times.
Beachwood Approved
Beerlights
Exploratorium
Bar Tricks
People's Atlas of Chicago
Overheard in NYC
He Is Not Making This Up
Best of Craigslist
Wacky Packages
Boing Boing
Reading With Scissors
Natasha in India
Chicagology
Taquitos
How Products Are Made
Everyday Mysteries
Chicago Zombie
Alcoholic Outsider Art
Proof
Failblog
Texts From Last Night
Awkward Family Photos
There I Fixed It
Interesting Ideas
Hack
Chicago Carto
Fresh Chickens
QuackWatch
Alcademics
Lamebook
F My Life
Vending Spree
Ultra Local Geography
Chicago Lens
Detours
White Wine
Chicago History Journal
Uncyclopedia
Totally Looks Like
Eight-Ball Deluxe

Chicagoetry: The Great White Dope

The Great White Dope

We collude in a conspiracy of silence.
We intrude on the poor, demanding coke.
The Children's Crusade to re-take Humboldt Park

Commemorated the dead. For every line we do,
A bullet blasts into an innocent child's brain.
But not in Barrington. For every line we do,

A poor family is destroyed. Not in Naperville,
Glenwood or Homewood-Flossmoor, where the children
Do more blow than we want to know.

Their parents have jobs, after all, bills to pay,
Antiques to collect, time-consuming affairs
With neighbors to conduct, this kind of thing.

Hey, raising kids right is really hard!
Sometimes you wanna party. I get it.
Sometimes you wanna party!

I think now of the Dylan Klebold's BMW . . .
Perhaps he just needed more Ritalin.
It's hard to raise kids right.

Sweep the schools. The richer the suburb,
The more drugs you'll find there. Shucks,
I must be one ANGRY DUDE! Mercy!

Hey, you guys, just forget I said anything.
I'm just a lonely, bitter, failed malcontent
So you can just write me off and carry on. Besides,

The Drug War, one of the funniest, most self-affirming
fantasy series on TV comes on shortly so I can just
chill out to that. Hey, you guys, just forget I said

anything! Have a nice party! I know how
tough it can be to maintain a pastoral façade.
Maybe I'll see you after the next local funeral.

We'll party.

-

J. J. Tindall is the Beachwood's poet-in-residence. He can reached at jjtindall@yahoo.com. Chicagoetry is an exclusive Beachwood collection-in-progress.



Permalink

Posted on October 25, 2007


MUSIC - Smells Like Pre-Teen Spirit.
TV - The Whole World Was Watching.
POLITICS - NATO Notebook III.
SPORTS - Always A Game In Town.

BOOKS - Fifty Shades of Grey Chicago.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Timely Reminder: Chicago 10.

Search The Beachwood Reporter



Subscribe to our newsletter
Email:


Follow BeachwoodReport on Twitter


http://www.bepositiveday.com




Flying Saucer Restaurant

Wool and Hoop