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Chicagoetry: Let Lindsay Lohan Die

LET LINDSAY LOHAN DIE

We all
do blow,

no? Just
a little, at

City Hall, in the Newsroom, at
Foote Cone and

Belding? Gotta
creative

deadline looming?
Fuck

you.
You heard

me. No more
excuses.

Wealthy white
people and their self-serving, self-righteous values!

Send
your kids to a

babysitter while
you

have group
sex. Snort some, hey, just a little, and

get
off.

Listen: Fuck
you.

Just
a little, fellas,

before the
Big Game?

Listen: Fuck
you.

Just a
little, before

the big
deal?

Hey, it's cool.
Everybody

does it.
Gee: why

is there so much crime
in the big city?!

Why are so many
school kids

dying?
I know.

So do
you.

Hate
to ruin

your
good

time,
fellas.

Listen . . .

-

J. J. Tindall is the Beachwood's poet-in-residence. He can reached at jjtindall@yahoo.com. Chicagoetry is a collection-in-progress.



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Posted on July 25, 2007


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