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Chicagoetry: Blame My Mother For The Swearing Thing

By J.J. Tindall

BLAME MY MOTHER FOR THE SWEARING THING

Wait: blame
her

father,
Joseph

Francis Mahar,
of Long

Branch,
New Jersey (Grant chilled there).

Too bad
I found out

about his
"Special

Gift." WOO-HOO! Mom:
just keep

saying "it's
only

a poem
. . . (HE'S A GOOD BOY!!!)" . . .

-

J. J. Tindall is the Beachwood's poet-in-residence. He can reached at jjtindall@yahoo.com. Chicagoetry is an exclusive Beachwood collection-in-progress.



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