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Chicago vs. Wisconsin

"Wisconsin officials have launched a planned multi-million dollar advertising campaign to lure millennials from Chicago," Fox6 in Milwaukee, among many others, reports.


This got the Beachwood Vs. Affairs Desk thinking:

Chicago: Clout
Wisconsin: Gout


Wisconsin: Packers
Chicago: Carjackers


Wisconsin: Dahmer
Chicago: Rahmer


Wisconsin: Badgers
Chicago: Rats


Wisconsin: Dells
Chicago: Deals


Wisconsin: Cheese
Chicago: Cheese


Wisconsin: Ho-Chunk
Chicago: "Most aldermen, most politicians are hos"


Wisconsin: Governor Walker
Chicago: Dead Governor Walkin'


Wisconsin: Door County
Chicago: Danley Garage Doors


Chicago: Sends pols to Wisconsin's Club Fed
Wisconsin: Hosts Chicago's pols at their Club Fed


Wisconsin: Tommy Bartlett's Water Show
Chicago: Water Department's Shitshow


Wisconsin: Foxconn
Chicago: Long con


Wisconsin: Old Milwaukee
Chicago: Old Style


Wisconsin: House on the Rock
Chicago: House on the Best-Plowed Block


Wisconsin: Green Bay
Chicago: Green river


Wisconsin: America's Dairyland
Chicago: America's Most Uniquely Corrupt City


Wisconsin: Living in the sticks
Chicago: Will the charges stick?


Wisconsin: Joseph McCarthy
Chicago: Garry McCarthy


Wisconsin: La Crosse
Chicago: Double-cross


Wisconsin: Miller Park
Chicago: MillerCoors HQ


Wisconsin: Paul Ryan
Chicago: Pat Ryan


Wisconsin: "On, Wisconsin!"
Chicago: "Are you wearing a wire?"


Wisconsin: Janesville
Chicago: Jane Byrne


Wisconsin: Lake Winnebago
Chicago: Joe Maddon's Winnebago


Chicago: Millennium Park
Wisconsin: Millennial ad campaign

- Steve Rhodes, Tom Chambers, Mike Luce

See also:
* Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago

* The Kennedy Curse vs. The Cubs Curse

* Oprah vs. Obama

* Lincoln vs. Obama

* The Ryder Cup vs. NATO

* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016

* Tank vs. Troutman

* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford

* Hester vs. Hastert

* Cubs vs. Hawks

* Quinn vs. Quade

* Alexi vs. Everyday People

* BP vs. Big Z

* McCain vs. McRib

* Subway vs. McDonald's

* IPRA vs. Oprah

* Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd

* Lilo vs. Blago

* Rahm vs. Rob


Previously in Wisconsin:
* Song of the Moment: On, Wisconsin!

* Wisconsin Cheese Production Continues To Grow.

* Wisconsin's Specialty Cheesemakers May Be Better Off Than Other States.

* Tips For Growing Blueberries In Wisconsin.

* Amid A Boom, Wisconsin Cranberry Growers Look To Future Markets.

* The Top 10 Wisconsin Insect Trends Of 2016.

* Wisconsin's Penokees Are A Geologic Gem.

* Wisconsin Researchers Aim To Make Cows Happier.

* Wisconsin And The Extinction Of The Passenger Pigeon.

* The Life Of Land After Frac Sand.

* Blueberry Maggot Fly Poised To Expand In Wisconsin.

* Efforts To Boost Marten Numbers In Wisconsin Meet Ongoing Failure.

* How To Raise A Pizza.

* RECALL! Wisconsin Pork Sausage Patties.

* Making The Most Of Wisconsin's Autumn Garden Harvest.

* Who Is Stealing Wisconsin's Birch?

* How To Harvest And Process Wisconsin's Edible Tree Nuts.

* Lakes, Cheese And You.


Comments welcome.


Posted on January 11, 2018

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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