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Chicago vs. Wisconsin

"Wisconsin officials have launched a planned multi-million dollar advertising campaign to lure millennials from Chicago," Fox6 in Milwaukee, among many others, reports.

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This got the Beachwood Vs. Affairs Desk thinking:

Chicago: Clout
Wisconsin: Gout

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Wisconsin: Packers
Chicago: Carjackers

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Wisconsin: Dahmer
Chicago: Rahmer

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Wisconsin: Badgers
Chicago: Rats

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Wisconsin: Dells
Chicago: Deals

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Wisconsin: Cheese
Chicago: Cheese

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Wisconsin: Ho-Chunk
Chicago: "Most aldermen, most politicians are hos"

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Wisconsin: Governor Walker
Chicago: Dead Governor Walkin'

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Wisconsin: Door County
Chicago: Danley Garage Doors

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Chicago: Sends pols to Wisconsin's Club Fed
Wisconsin: Hosts Chicago's pols at their Club Fed

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Wisconsin: Tommy Bartlett's Water Show
Chicago: Water Department's Shitshow

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Wisconsin: Foxconn
Chicago: Long con

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Wisconsin: Old Milwaukee
Chicago: Old Style

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Wisconsin: House on the Rock
Chicago: House on the Best-Plowed Block

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Wisconsin: Green Bay
Chicago: Green river

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Wisconsin: America's Dairyland
Chicago: America's Most Uniquely Corrupt City

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Wisconsin: Living in the sticks
Chicago: Will the charges stick?

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Wisconsin: Joseph McCarthy
Chicago: Garry McCarthy

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Wisconsin: La Crosse
Chicago: Double-cross

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Wisconsin: Miller Park
Chicago: MillerCoors HQ

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Wisconsin: Paul Ryan
Chicago: Pat Ryan

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Wisconsin: "On, Wisconsin!"
Chicago: "Are you wearing a wire?"

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Wisconsin: Janesville
Chicago: Jane Byrne

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Wisconsin: Lake Winnebago
Chicago: Joe Maddon's Winnebago

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Chicago: Millennium Park
Wisconsin: Millennial ad campaign

- Steve Rhodes, Tom Chambers, Mike Luce

See also:
* Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago

* The Kennedy Curse vs. The Cubs Curse

* Oprah vs. Obama

* Lincoln vs. Obama

* The Ryder Cup vs. NATO

* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016

* Tank vs. Troutman

* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford

* Hester vs. Hastert

* Cubs vs. Hawks

* Quinn vs. Quade

* Alexi vs. Everyday People

* BP vs. Big Z

* McCain vs. McRib

* Subway vs. McDonald's

* IPRA vs. Oprah

* Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd

* Lilo vs. Blago

* Rahm vs. Rob

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Previously in Wisconsin:
* Song of the Moment: On, Wisconsin!

* Wisconsin Cheese Production Continues To Grow.

* Wisconsin's Specialty Cheesemakers May Be Better Off Than Other States.

* Tips For Growing Blueberries In Wisconsin.

* Amid A Boom, Wisconsin Cranberry Growers Look To Future Markets.

* The Top 10 Wisconsin Insect Trends Of 2016.

* Wisconsin's Penokees Are A Geologic Gem.

* Wisconsin Researchers Aim To Make Cows Happier.

* Wisconsin And The Extinction Of The Passenger Pigeon.

* The Life Of Land After Frac Sand.

* Blueberry Maggot Fly Poised To Expand In Wisconsin.

* Efforts To Boost Marten Numbers In Wisconsin Meet Ongoing Failure.

* How To Raise A Pizza.

* RECALL! Wisconsin Pork Sausage Patties.

* Making The Most Of Wisconsin's Autumn Garden Harvest.

* Who Is Stealing Wisconsin's Birch?

* How To Harvest And Process Wisconsin's Edible Tree Nuts.

* Lakes, Cheese And You.

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Comments welcome.



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