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Cab #2590

Date: 6/11/06
From: Lincoln Square
To: Roscoe Village

The Cab: Seats padded like Double-Stuf Oreos; it seemed like too much of a good thing at first, but that extra layer of fluff made me wonder how I'd ever gotten by without it.

The Driver: Cheerful and pleasant. Had a magical accent that made the phrase "street festival" sound like "straight vegetable," momentarily confusing me. But oh how we laughed once we'd figured out the miscommunication.

The Driving: Sometimes safe, speedy and direct is all you need.

Overall rating:4 extended arms

- Natasha Julius



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Posted on June 16, 2006


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