Cab #202

Date: 10/10/09
From: Roscoe Village
To: West Ridge

The Cab: To be blunt, there's a chronic smell that perfectly suits the grass green interior. You can pot your feet up and toke it easy; you know, hash a good time. No wonder the availability roof light flickers; it's mood lighting.

The Driver: Oh, man, dude, seriously, dude, this guy is, like, the nicest guy EVER. He's so, like, smiley, like, you totally can't believe it, he's just, like, he loves you, guys. He seriously does. And he's also, like, kind of hungry.

The Driving: Warning - objects in the windshield may be much closer, and significantly less groovy, than they appear to the driver, which might cause him to harsh the brake's buzz on a somewhat routine basis. Calm down, take a deep breath, maybe hold it for a while. You'll be just fine.

Overall Rating: 2.5 arms. Holy shit, you guys!!! Half an arm!!! That's CRAZY!!!

- Natasha Julius

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