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Bari Weiss vs. Barry White

Weiss: Didn't get enough love.
White: Can't get enough of your love.

White: Worked with Lisa Stansfield and Chaka Khan.
Weiss: Worked with David Brooks and Bret Stephens.

Weiss: Previously worked at Wall Street Journal.
White: Previously worked for local gang.

White: Signed by Forward Records.
Weiss: Worked for The Forward.

Weiss: Criticized #MeToo.
White: I'll Do For You Anything You Want Me To.

Weiss: Supported by Don Jr.
White: Has a son named Barry Jr.

Weiss: Bisexual.
White: Hypersexual.

Weiss: Former husband founded Toilets for People.
White: Don't Make Me Wait Too Long.

Weiss: Decries cancel culture.
White: Appeared in Simpsons episode "Krusty Gets Kancelled."

White: Did a voiceover for Arby's.
Weiss: Ma'am, this is an Arby's.

White: Soul.
Weiss: LOL.

White: Distinctive voice.
Weiss: Dismaying voice.

Weiss: Needs a hug.
White: Will hug you.

White: Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up.
Weiss: I quit.


Previously from the Vs. Affairs Desk:

* Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago

* The Kennedy Curse vs. The Cubs Curse

* Oprah vs. Obama

* Lincoln vs. Obama

* The Ryder Cup vs. NATO

* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016

* Tank vs. Troutman

* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford

* Hester vs. Hastert

* Cubs vs. Hawks

* Quinn vs. Quade

* Alexi vs. Everyday People

* BP vs. Big Z

* McCain vs. McRib

* Subway vs. McDonald's

* IPRA vs. Oprah

* Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd

* Lilo vs. Blago

* Rahm vs. Rob

* Chicago vs. Wisconsin.

* ICEE vs. ICE


Comments welcome.


Posted on July 15, 2020

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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