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A Very Special Beachwood Public Service Announcement: Someone Please Feed Erin Heatherton

Skokie supermodel Erin Heatherton (known by her birth name of Erin Heather Bubley at Niles North High), back in town on Wednesday for a Victoria's Secret gig (and a stop at Wrigley Field) is only a super model if you want your daughter to grow up super anorexic. There is nothing sexy about walking skeletons. Or as the street may say, baby ain't got back. She probably ain't got a menstrual cycle no more either.

1. Thinner than a bat.


2. Thinner than the Cubs bench.


3. Bony enough for the Field Museum.


4. For just a dollar a day, you could feed her for a year. Please give now.


5. What inner thighs?


6. Gross.


"My favorite memories growing up were breakfasts at Walker Bros. Pancake House and Lou Malnati's Pizza."

Or did she say throwing up? It was hard to hear.


"I wanted to study biology."

Mission accomplished.

7. Tags: bones, bony, Erin Heatherton, model, scary skinny, skinny, thin, underweight.


abby b says: June 23, 2010 at 5:55 pm

ideal body in my opinion! she's gorgeous and i'm aiming for a figure like hers, currently i'm 5'9" and 120 lbs, i still need to slim down a bit


8. The curves of her bones?


Comments welcome.


Posted on May 26, 2011

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