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January 31, 2019

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #237: Bill Belichick Presents The Super Bowl

Coach ascends to legendary status despite general dickishness. Plus: Roger Goodell Is An Evil, Bumbling Bore; Patriots Hate; For Some Reason Super Bowl Commercials Are Now Released The Week Before The Game; The 11th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Maroon 5 Edition; and The Rams Will Also Reportedly Be At The Game. And: Silent Collusion Is Still Collusion; The Ex-Cub Factor; Bulls Tank Already Accomplished Thanks To New Lottery Rules; and Polar Vortex Game Is Event Of Loyola's Season.



* 237.

* Wesleyan vs. Tulane.

* Thompson Twins vs. Coldplay.

3:05: The Bill Belichick Bowl.

* Washington Post: Belichick Makes Brady Study Punt Coverages; It Helps Explain Patriots' Reign.

* Washington Post: The Patriots' Secret Is Focusing On The Details. Every. Last. Detail.

* SI: Bill Belichick And Special Teams: A Love Story.

* Marietta Daily Journal: Patriots Special Teams Ace Matthew Slater Follows Hall Of Fame Father's Path.

* Evan Silva:




12:43: Roger Goodell Is An Evil, Bumbling Bore.

* Sports Business Daily: Goodell Hears Sharp Criticism For By-The-Book SB Press Conference.

16:24: Patriots Hate.

* Chad: Patriots Dynasty Has Taken Fun Out Of Super Bowl.

29:38: For Some Reason Super Bowl Commercials Are Now Released The Week Before The Game.

* SI: Super Bowl Commercials Hub 2019: Tracking Every Ad Released Ahead Of Patriots Vs. Rams.

33:26: The 11th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Maroon 5 Edition.

* This is your Super Bowl Must-Read.

42:02: Rams Will Reportedly Also Be At The Game.

* Who cares.

55:10: Silent Collusion Is Still Collusion.

* Bryce Harper and Manny Machado remain unsigned; should take control of their own destiny.

1:02:22: The Ex-Cub Factor.

* Featuring Micah Bowie, Jose Hernandez, Juan Pierre, Mike Olt, Justin Wilson and Drew Smyly.

1:07:33: Bulls Tank Already Accomplished Thanks To New Lottery Rules.

1:08:23: Blackhawks Need To Win 10 In A Row Before We Discuss Them Again.

1:08:27: Polar Vortex Game Is Event Of Loyola's Season.




For archives and other Beachwood shows, see The Beachwood Radio Network.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 7:54 PM | Permalink

The [Thursday] Papers

For completists, there was no column on Wednesday.

"A bombshell federal court document laying out a potential corruption case against retiring Ald. Danny Solis (25th) not only depicts a politician badly in debt - but one whose campaign funds appear to have been used for blatantly personal expenses," the Sun-Times reports.

The 120-page affidavit obtained by the Chicago Sun-Times describes nearly $17,000 in personal expenses appearing on a credit card account for Solis' 25th Ward Regular Democratic Organization for trips to a hair salon, toddler clothes and school tuition.

Investigators also suspected that money loaned to Solis from the ward bank account went to pay a debt to the Internal Revenue Service and to Paleo Fit Meals.

It's the kind of activity that has contributed to the downfall of many a Chicago politician - generally when it's linked to other illegal activity, such as not paying taxes on the campaign money used for personal use or tying the contributions to official acts done as favors for the donors.

And how. It's depressingly familiar. Come up with some new schemes!


"Most of the personal purchases and payments described in the affidavit were made on 25th Ward credit cards in the name of Solis and his sister, Grace Perales.

The purchases date back to Christmas Eve 2009, when a credit card in Solis' name was used to pay $100 to a Mario Tricoci hair salon. Payments and purchases on Solis' card also included a $246.38 payment on April 5, 2010 for an eye exam; a $2,567 payment on October 25, 2011 to an orthodontist; $180.68 on Nov. 4, 2012 to Macy's for items that included a "boys 8-20 Polo"; $40.31 on May 19, 2013 to Nordstrom for "kids shoes"; and $131.08 on Dec. 23, 2013 to Macy's for "cookware."

The Solis credit card was also used in 2014 to make monthly payments of $1,185 until $12,510.70 had been paid to The Frances Xavier Warde School, where Solis' son was apparently enrolled around the same time.

The purchases made on Perales' cards included $70.96 on Nov. 14, 2010 at J.C. Penney for "toddler separate infant sleepwear girls playwear"; $404.80 on Sept. 5, 2011 at Babies R Us for "childrens clothing extended payment option"; $156.24 on September 30, 2012 to a Mario Tricoci hair salon; another $197 on Nov. 25, 2013 to the hair salon; and $299 on March 14, 2014 to Le Petite Skin Boutique.

Investigators also examined the 25th Ward bank account used to pay for the credit card charges. They concluded Solis used two loans he took from the account to pay for personal expenses.

Reminder: Solis was making $117,833 a year as the city council's zoning committee chair, a position he has now abandoned, though he still remains an alderman. His wife, Mary Jane, makes $84,722 a year as a Chicago Public Schools bilingual kindergarten teacher, according to the Tribune. The Solis's combined $202,555 salary makes them 2 percenters, according to the Wall Street Journal's "What Percent Are You?" calculator.

(And that's not all; among whatever other kinds of outside income Solis was receiving, he also "makes money by referring clients to his sister, a Washington-based lawyer and political consultant," the Tribune reported in 2012. I added the link to his sister.)


Meanwhile . . .

"The five candidates running to replace 25th Ward Alderman Danny Solis were all at a forum Monday night," ABC7 Chicago "reports," because Channel 7 didn't really tell us what any of them said.

That would be the Chinatown forum, just one of several being held in the ward this campaign season. You can catch up with it yourself - because I know you have nothing better to do - tonight on CAN-TV, or just watch it here:


More campaign commentary, as always, on the illustrious Beachwood Twitter feed.


New on the Beachwood . . .

Resentence Jason Van Dyke
Judge Vincent Gaughan had to work the law really hard to arrive at the most lenient sentence he could conjure. Now he may be appealed.


New Mekons
"We went to the desert to have our brains scoured. We went from one desert to another - a more hopeful place where we arm ourselves with spikes and endure."


U.S. Really Shitty At Democracy
We don't even crack the Top 20.


The 11th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Maroon 5 Edition
"The NFL used to challenge its audience to sit through the entire spectacle of the Super Bowl - ads and all - with nary a pee break," our very own Natasha Julius writes. "Now, they're just like, 'Whatever, have a nice long crap if you like.' Have you listened to a Maroon 5 song lately? No one in that band is remotely interested in the sounds they are making."


Area Man Offers Neighbors Help During Cold Snap
An excuse to meet neighbors and strengthen community.


Forgotten Forms
"Investigating our relationship with everyday objects in context of neighborhood identity and our responsibility to creating and recreating it - revealing a much greater story about neighborhood identity, placemaking, and city life."


The Ex-Cub Factor
Featuring Micah Bowie, Jose Hernandez, Juan Pierre, Mike Olt, Justin Wilson and Drew Smyly.



What's the deal with people getting randomly punched on the CTA? from r/chicago





UCLA Men's Volleyball Team Travels To Chicago In Middle Of Polar Vortex



Hidden For Over 20 Years, Brennemann School Was A Glassed Vision.


A non-campaign sampling.


I hate Chicago Exceptionalism. The only thing Chicago is exceptional about is corruption.




The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Get in the vortex.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 1:53 PM | Permalink

January 30, 2019

Area Man Offers Neighbors Help During Bitter Cold Snap

As the temperature dipped to -8 degrees Tuesday night, a Morton Grove family went door-to-door in their neighborhood posting letters offering help neighbors in their time of need during the bitter cold weather.

The family is offering any help that any neighbor needs, from getting a ride to pick up groceries, medicine from a pharmacy or the removal of snow.

The letter closes with a heartwarming offer for neighbors to drop into the residence of the Ahmed family for a hot cup of tea and samosas.


The man who wrote this letter, Sabeel Ahmed, says: "It is just good neighbors to make sure that not only I remain safe from the bitter cold, but I also make sure that others are also protected during the bitter cold."


Adds Sabeel: "It's another excuse for neighbors to meet each other and strengthen the bonds of community."

The letter reads:

Dear Neighbors,
Greetings of Peace

As temperatures dip way below zero, neighbors are the ones to help each other. My family and I are available if you need assistance in picking up groceries, medicine or removal of snow. You are also welcome to drop into our home for a hot tea and samosas. :)

The Ahmed Family

Sabeel and family have already received appreciation from one neighbor who e-mailed:

Thank you so much for such a kind and thoughtful letter. Please stay warm in this cold weather. If you or your family need anything we are just down the street - The Hartnett Family.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 10:15 AM | Permalink

The 11th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Maroon 5 Edition

Given the current sociopolitical position of the NFL, Maroon 5 represents the only logical choice for this year's Super Bowl Halftime Show. Fronted by the human equivalent of a glow-in-the-dark condom, the band diligently catalogs incidents of sex while missing actual sexiness by a country mile. They rose to prominence on the questionable strength of an entire album that chronicles Adam Levine's insufficiently big dick energy, making their back catalog the perfect misogynistic complement to the NFL's increasingly uncomfortable displays of violence, oppression and general incompetence. It's like a surf-and-turf of toxic masculinity. And yet, the choice feels so fucking lazy.

Maybe it's the fact that I spent more time crafting the above paragraph than Maroon 5 has spent on their last three albums, but this just seems like a complete capitulation. The NFL used to challenge its audience to sit through the entire spectacle of the Super Bowl - ads and all - with nary a pee break. Now, they're just like, "Whatever, have a nice long crap if you like." Have you listened to a Maroon 5 song lately? No one in that band is remotely interested in the sounds they are making. The haven't managed a hit on their own merits since the mid-2000s. Instead, they've yoked themselves to a succession of more successful and relevant artists ever since Levine somehow managed to score a spot as a celebrity "singing coach" on The Voice. That strategy works great if you're hoping to score a modest summer earworm; when you're supposed to keep half a bajillion people locked to their seats on your own it's a problem.

Oh I know they won't be entirely on their own next Sunday, but let's face it - the supporting acts are a testament to the fundamental unlikability of both the NFL and Maroon 5. Cardi B is not coming. Christina Aguilera hates Levine's guts. All they could muster for support is the Out from Outkast and a passing hope that Travis Scott will propose to a Kardashispawn. Remember the utter banality of Coldplay a couple of years ago? Imagine that performance stripped of its earnest charm and vicarious star power. This is a noxious, noisy NFL fart in the face of viewers it presumably hopes will be too disgusted with the officiating to notice.

Whatever. Here are the bets.

1. What "songs" will Maroon 5 "play?"

2. Will Adam Levine start shirtless, end shirtless, neither or both?

3. Will Travis Scott propose to Kylie Jenner during the show?

4. What will Big Boi do exactly?

5. Autotune: obvious or subtle?

6. When will this just be over?

Have your guesses in by game time and I'll respond as soon as someone posts the set list to Wikipedia so I don't have to watch the show myself.


Previously In Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Coverage:
* The 2009 Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Bracket: Bruce Springsteen Edition.

* The Who's 2010 Super Bowl Suckage.

* Let's Not Get It Started And Say We Did: The 2011 Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Prop Bet.

* The 2012 Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Bet: Madonna Edition.

* The 2013 Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Bet: Beyoncé Knowles Edition.

* Tweeting The 2014 Super Bowl Suckage: Bruno Mars & Red Hot Chili Peppers Edition.

* The 2015 Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Prop Bet: Katy Perry Edition.

* The 8th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Coldplay Edition.

* The 9th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Lady Gaga Edition.

* The 10th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Justin Timberlake Edition.



Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 12:47 AM | Permalink

Resentence Jason Van Dyke

Laquan McDonald's family representative and 21 local community-based and civil and human rights organizations urged in a letter Tuesday that Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul and Kane County State's Attorney Joseph McMahon to ask Cook County Judge Vincent Gaughan to take legal action to seek a resentencing for Jason Van Dyke in accordance with Illinois law.

A jury convicted Van Dyke of second-degree murder and 16 counts of aggravated battery - one for each bullet he shot into McDonald. The letter contains a detailed analysis of the laws Gaughan violated when he sentenced Van Dyke to serve just over three years for these convictions.

First, Gaughan unlawfully declined to sentence Van Dyke on the 16 counts of aggravated battery.

The Illinois Supreme Court has imposed a sentencing rule called "one act, one crime." This means that if a person is convicted of multiple offenses resulting from a single act, the court can only impose a sentence for one offense - and it must be the most serious offense. All other convictions must be vacated.

Gaughan found that Van Dyke's second-degree murder conviction was more serious than aggravated battery convictions. But the Illinois Supreme Court has explicitly held that aggravated battery is more serious than second-degree murder. The letter explains that the aggravated battery convictions should not have been vacated and that Van Dyke is required to be sentenced on each count.

Second, Gaughan unlawfully spared Van Dyke from the consequences of Illinois statutes that require the imposition of consecutive sentences for aggravated battery convictions.

Because Van Dyke was convicted of firing 16 times into Laquan McDonald, the court was required to impose a sentence on each of those 16 separate counts of aggravated battery and to determine whether some or all of the sentences should be served consecutively.

Because no fewer than two of the shots were necessary to cause his death, at least two of the aggravated battery counts required consecutive sentences.

"In other words, the minimum sentence to which Mr. Van Dyke could lawfully be sentenced under Illinois law was 18 years: one six-year sentence for the first shot that caused severe bodily injury (the minimum sentence for a Class X felony); a second, consecutive six-year sentence for the second shot that produced severe bodily injury; and a six-year sentence, consecutive to the first two, for the remaining 14 shots," the letter states.

The letter critiques mandatory consecutive sentences as a draconian policy that imposes pain on Black and Brown families and creates negative public safety outcomes. But, the letter argues, the mandatory consecutive sentences are law and therefore must be applied to Van Dyke with full force.

"We object in the strongest terms to an unjustifiable, illegal departure from the requirements of law that enables leniency - merely because the defendant is a White police officer," the letter states.

The letter also argues that Van Dyke's status as a Chicago police officer who abused his power should be an aggravating factor at sentencing - not an excuse for leniency.

Finally, the letter describes the two well-established legal mechanisms the Attorney General and/or Special Prosecutor could use to seek undo Jason Van Dyke's unlawful sentence.

The first is a motion, filed before Gaughan, requesting a re-sentencing in accordance with controlling law.

Should that fail, an action could be filed directly with the Illinois Supreme Court requesting an order requiring Gaughan to follow the law and resentence Van Dyke accordingly.

The text of the letter and list of organizations and descriptions of the organizations is available on the MacArthur Justice Center's website.

The letter was drafted on behalf of Rev. Marvin Hunter, who is the great uncle of Laquan McDonald, and organizational supporters: Action Now, Arab American Action Network, Black Lives Matter Chicago, BlackRoots Alliance, Black Youth Project 100 Chicago, Blocks Together, Brighton Park Neighborhood Council, Chicago Alliance Against Racist and Political Repression, Chicago Urban League, Enlace Chicago, Gay Liberation Network, Good Kids Mad City, Grassroots Collaborative, Justice for Families, Latino Union, NAACP-Westside Branch, Network 49, Rainbow PUSH Coalition, Southsiders Organized for Unity and Liberation, U.S. Palestinian Community Network, and Women's All Points Bulletin . . .

The letter was drafted by attorneys from the Roderick and Solange MacArthur Justice Center at the Northwestern Pritzker School of Law, the Police Accountability Project at the University of Chicago Law School, Samuels & Associates Ltd., and the Law Offices of Jeffery J. Neslund.


See also:
* Miller: How Jason Van Dyke's Projected 96-Year Sentence Wound Up Being 81 Months.

* Zorn: Van Dyke's Controversial 'Nearly Seven-Year' Sentence Explained.

* AP: Experts: Decent Chance Jason Van Dyke's Sentence Will Be Tossed.

* Tribune: Special Prosecutor In Jason Van Dyke's Trial To Review Sentence But Cautions About Appeal.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 12:16 AM | Permalink

The Mekons: Deserted

British folk-punk collective the Mekons will release a new album Deserted (PRE-ORDER HERE) on March 29. It is their first formal studio album since 2011's Ancient & Modern.

Emboldened by a sold-out tour and a surge of interest in the States after the release of the documentary Revenge of the Mekons, the Mekons retreated to the fringes of Joshua Tree National Park and popular culture to record the new work.

"There are deserts everywhere," singer/guitarist Jon Langford said. "We took time to ponder the vastness and the weirdness of the desert. Going to the country to get your head together is a ripe old rock cliché. We went to the desert to have our brains scoured. We went from one desert to another - a more hopeful place where we arm ourselves with spikes and endure."



Here's the opening track and video, "Lawrence of California."


Track listing:

Lawrence of California
Harar 1883
Into the Sun
How Many Stars
In the Desert
Weimar Vending Machine
After the Rain


The band will tour extensively throughout Europe in April and the U.S. in July, including a July 14 date at the Hideout in Chicago (tickets).

MekonsDeserted.jpgL-R: Dave Trumfio (bass), Susie Honeyman (violin), Jon Langford (vocals/guitar), Steve Goulding (drums), Rico Bell (accordion/vocals), Tom Greenhalgh (vocals/guitar), Lu Edmonds (saz, cumbus, oud), Sally Timms (vocals). Photo: Ricky Malpas


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 12:13 AM | Permalink

January 29, 2019

Forgotten Forms

Forgotten Forms features artists Edra Soto and Yhelena Hall, whose work investigates our relationship with everyday objects in context of neighborhood identity and our responsibility to creating and recreating it - revealing a much greater story about neighborhood identity, placemaking, and city life.


Forgotten Forms runs February 2 - April 7 at the Chicago Cultural Center, Michigan Avenue Galleries. The exhibition is free too all and open weekdays 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. and weekends 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.


Forgotten Forms is a collaborative exhibition between members of the Chicago Cultural Alliance, the National Museum of Puerto Rican Arts & Culture, and the Ukrainian Institute of Modern Art.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 11:05 AM | Permalink

United States Doesn't Even Make Top 20 On Global Democracy Index

A new index released last week offers a sobering look at how democracy is faring in the United States.

According to the 2018 edition of The Economist Intelligence Unit's Democracy Index, the U.S. doesn't even make the list of top 20 - its demonstrably "flawed democracy" notching it the 25th spot.

The ranking is based on 60 indicators spanning five interrelated categories: electoral process and pluralism; civil liberties; the functioning of government; political participation; and political culture. Each category gets a 0-10 score, with the final score being the average of those five.

Topping out the index are Norway, Iceland, Sweden, New Zealand, and Denmark. They are each declared "full democracies," as their scores, all above 9.22, were easily above the 8.2 threshold. With a final score of 7.96, the United States, in contrast, earned the "flawed democracy" label. The country's highest score was 8.22, which it earned back in 2006 and again in 2008.

North America still holds the claim for the highest average score of any region, but that's thanks to Canada's 9.15, which landed it the number 6 spot overall. Twenty countries (12 percent) were designated as full democracies, 14 of which are located in Western Europe.

Rounding out the bottom of the list, meanwhile, are Chad, the Central African Republican, the Democratic Republic of Congo, Syria, and North Korea, with scores identifying them as "authoritarian regimes."

In the United States, according to the analysis:

Most of the major policy actions in 2018 - including the escalation of the trade war with China; diplomatic engagement with North Korea; and extensive deregulation of the energy, mining, and automotive industries - have not required congressional approval.

Moreover, [President Donald] Trump has repeatedly called into question the independence and competence of the U.S. judicial system with regard to the ongoing federal investigation, led by Robert Mueller, into potential ties between Mr. Trump's presidential campaign and Russia, and various courts' efforts to block some of his policy orders, particularly regarding immigration.

Although we expect the U.S. system of checks and balances to remain intact, this internal conflict risks further undermining public confidence in institutions. As a result, the score for political culture declined in the 2018 index.

The analysis also found that the political participation category overall is on the rise, halting the three-year trend of a decline in the Democracy Index. For that, thanks go to women.

From the new report:

In fact, in the past decade, of all 60 indicators in the Democracy Index, women's political participation has improved more than any other single indicator in our model. Formal and informal barriers to women's political participation, including discriminatory laws and socioeconomic obstacles, are gradually being knocked down . . .

In perhaps the most notable advance in women's participation in 2018, quotas proved unnecessary; in the wake of the U.S. mid-term election in November 2018, participation of women in Congress reached an all-time high of 20.3 percent. This is just above the top threshold in our model, which sits at just 20 percent, reflecting the historical reality of extremely limited female legislative representation.

Still, there's not cause for breaking out the champagne just yet. While the index didn't decline overall, it didn't improve either. In addition, the analysis found that global disillusionment with the functioning of government continued as did a decline in civil liberties.

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 License.


Comments welcome.


1. From Steve Rhodes:

Chicago was not broken out separately.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 8:22 AM | Permalink

The [Tuesday] Papers

"Retiring Ald. Danny Solis (25th) received sex acts, Viagra, free weekend use of an Indiana farm once owned by Oprah Winfrey and a steady stream of campaign contributions in exchange for shepherding official City Council actions, according to allegations in a federal court affidavit obtained by the Chicago Sun-Times," the paper reports.

"The allegations are contained in an explosive search warrant application that helps explain why Solis, the powerful chairman of the City Council's Zoning Committee, agreed to spend more than two years cooperating in a federal investigation during which he is known to have secretly recorded at least a dozen conversations with Ald. Edward M. Burke (14th), the former chairman of the City Council's Finance Committee."


"During a phone interview with the Chicago Sun-Times earlier this month, Solis, 69, refused to address the salacious allegations against him.

"I have no idea what you're talking about,' said Solis, who announced abruptly in late November that he was retiring from politics."

"Solis had publicly denied cooperating with the government or wearing a wire."

Again, because this is not the first time the Sun-Times has written this: When and where did he publicly deny he was wearing a wire? I just want to know. Clearly, word of what Solis was doing - and why - were leaking out. But that's just a side note.


"The affidavit, sworn out by FBI special agent Steven Noldin, portrays Solis as deeply in debt and routinely on the prowl for sex, Viagra, campaign contributions and other favors."

Solis makes $117,833 a year as the city council's zoning committee chair.

Then again, Viagra apparently costs $40 a pill now, so . . .


"[The affidavit] accuses veteran political operative and government consultant Roberto Caldero of assisting Solis in those pursuits, including soliciting campaign donations from the Cacciatore family, which, among other businesses, owns Elgin Sweeping Services, a major street-sweeping company.

"At the time, Caldero was representing Elgin Sweeping in its efforts to obtain relief from a change in the city's water billing practices that investigators indicated could have cost the company more than $1 million. Elgin Sweeping had a city contract to provide street sweeping services and at the time relied on filling its equipment at city fire hydrants . . .

"In an interview, Caldero acknowledged providing Solis with Viagra and arranging massage parlor visits, but said he did so out of friendship, not to curry favor for a client."

If only we all had such good friends.


"In addition, Solis was recorded soliciting campaign donations from attorney and political powerbroker Victor Reyes, who in turn allegedly complained that Solis never steers him any business, according to the affidavit.

"Reyes told Solis that several other aldermen had all steered clients to him, according to the affidavit.

"You haven't sent me any. I don't know why," Reyes told Solis.

Solis then promised he would make it up to Reyes by sending him "more business than what, what you raise," according to the affidavit.

"Reyes is the former chief of the now-defunct Hispanic Democratic Organization (HDO), which was at the center of a city hiring scandal when Richard M. Daley was mayor."

Victor Reyes is a particularly special Chicago creature whose consulting firm advertises its ability to "navigate" the "dynamic intersection between business and government" and "give you access to key decision makers."

(His business partner, Amy Kurson, is married to author and former Chicago magazine writer Bob Kurson, whose brother Ken did Jared Kushner's dirty work as editor of the New York Observer and went to work for Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump. What a family! Assignment Desk, activate!)

For some reason, some corners of the media turn to the disgraced Reyes for (ironic) political analysis.

Now, let's connect some dots via the Beachwood vault.

From November 2006:

* Harold Washington fired Donald Tomczak.

* Richard M. Daley re-hired Tomczak.

* Tomczak was just sentenced to four years in prison for his role in the Hired Truck Scandal.

* Tomczak testified in the corruption trial of the mayor's former patronage chief, Robert Sorich, who was found guilty along with three other Daley aides of a massively corrupt City Hall hiring system.

* Tomczak said he took his orders from Daley advisers Tim Degnan, Victor Reyes, and John Doerrer.

Ok. Let's keep going - and bear in mind, this is from the time when John Kass was invaluable covering City Hall and had not yet turned (or revealed himself to be) full Trumper . . . also from November 2006:

John Kass asks Rahm Emanuel one of the questions Phil Ponce didn't last night in his creampuff interview on Chicago Tonight:

The setup: "[I]f City Hall had not sent Don Tomczak, the corrupt city hall water department boss, to Emanuel's congressional campaign in 2002 - and Tomczak's political army of hundreds of city workers who stumped the precincts with the promise of overtime - then Emanuel wouldn't have narrowly defeated a local grass-roots Democrat.

The question: "And all I wanted to know from political operative Emanuel was this: Who sent Tomczak's army?


"Yes, was it Mayor Daley? Or Billy Daley, or [mayoral brain] Tim Degnan? Who?"

"I don't know."

"Of course you do."

"That's your question?'"

And a damn good one - the sort of question, as Kass notes, the rest of the media doesn't bother to ask. Rahm didn't answer. But he knows. Of course he knows. He's Rahm Emanuel.

Remember: Beneath the sauce, all the strands of the spaghetti are tied together.


Also, from No Games Chicago via the Beachwood back then:

"You can download the testimony of former Water Department Deputy Commissioner Donald Tomczak, who is currently serving his sentence in federal prison.

"This testimony shows how Chicago Democrats rigged the hiring and promotion of city employees in order to unduly influence elections.

"To read how Tomczak's unlawful patronage workers campaigned to elect Rahm Emanuel to the U.S. Congress, see the last page, 2,444.

To read how Tomczak's unlawful patronage workers campaigned for former U.S. Commerce Secretary William Daley's candidate Al Gore when Bill Daley was Gore's campaign chairman, see page 2,443.

"The federal court testimony also implicates Senior White House Adviser David Axelrod because Axelrod was Rahm Emanuel's campaign manager and Axelrod was also an adviser to Daley for multiple campaigns in which Axelrod and Daley used patronage workers to rig the elections in their favor."


But this is (ostensibly) about Solis.

"Ald. Danny Solis (25th) has told associates he hopes to someday be hailed as a hero for any part he played in bringing down Chicago's power structure and helping unravel one of the biggest political scandals this city has seen in decades," the Sun-Times reports.

I don't think history will see him that way, but if that's what he needs to believe to cope with what he's done, so be it.


"The feds had him under surveillance when, on three occasions, they watched him come and go from massage parlors. They also tapped his cellphone and listened to conversations arranging those trysts and describing his affinity for Asian women.

"The massage parlor visits were allegedly paid for by a political operative seeking city favors, the federal document says.

"The rest of the allegations, Solis firmly believes he could have beaten if he had been charged, the source said."

As you go through this article, you'll see that it's pretty clear that the source is Solis's lawyer, whose claims are given a free pass.



"The FBI secretly recorded Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan trying to get business for his private law firm from a developer brought to him by Ald. Danny Solis, who was weighing the developer's request to build a hotel in Chinatown, according to a federal court affidavit obtained by the Chicago Sun-Times," the paper also reports.

"The affidavit makes clear for the first time that the federal investigation that has snared powerful Chicago Ald. Edward M. Burke extends beyond City Hall and into the Illinois statehouse, examining politicians' longstanding practice of merging personal and political business."

I don't know if it shows that. The feds have been at it with Solis for an awful long time. They might have enough to take down the whole stinkin' system, or they might have nothing else but this. Let's wait and see.


Susana Mendoza has finally discovered that Chicago's political culture is dirty. It's almost too much to bear.

Mendoza, of course, has a certain amount of political liability here because she's so tight with all the players. Her past relationship with the now-defunct HDO remains murky to me, but still. (She's long been accused of being an HDO-er, but has always forcefully denied it.)

One thing is clear, though, from a brief trip through the archives this morning: She has always stood with the Establishment wing of Latino politics fending off the reformist wing led, at times, by Chuy Garcia. I guess it's never too late to convert, though!


Bill Daley is the other candidate who ought not come out of this looking too good, because these are all his people too. And Rahm, who has successfully orchestrated a media victory tour that obscures the fact that he's being kicked out of office? Well . . .


Toni Preckwinkle may not have been allies with any of these jokers, but she did help Ed Burke's son get a job and she stood steadfastly by a crucial piece of the Burke-Madigan axis - Joe Berrios, even through his naked nepotism and as evidence piled up that the county's tax assessments were just about as racist and backwards as you could imagine.

Gery Chico shouldn't get away scot-free, either. First, Burke is his best friend. Second, his resume is filled with appointed positions from Richard M. Daley, who for so long sat atop the pyramid and for whose benefit brother Bill helped create HDO, placated Burke as finance committee chair and placed Solis into his zoning committee chairmanship.

(And let's not forget that Barack Obama endorsed Richard M. Daley and made Rahm Emanuel and Bill Daley his first two chiefs of staff.)

In other words, the more of this that dribbles (or splurges) out, the worse it is for the Establishment/Machine candidates, because at least some measure of Chicago (though not necessarily a large one) is sick of it. That would be good news for Lori Lightfoot and Amara Enyia if they were anywhere near striking distance and more plausible mayors (though I'm not making an equivalence here as I think Lightfoot is leagues beyond Enyia). Then again, they both worked for Daley and Lightfoot worked for Rahm, too! You just never know in Chicago.

Now, Paul Vallas could benefit despite being a Daley guy because he seemed to have actually held real jobs back then that were not without controversy but, as far as I can remember, without political shenanigans, at least involving him personally. But he has other, yet unexplored liabilities, such as his chartering of the entire New Orleans public school district.

So maybe we'll just muddle along, because the likes of Bob Fioretti, Neal Sales-Griffin and John Kozlar are not going to save us.


Anyway, I found a couple pieces in the archives so far in doing some research that I found pretty interesting for additional historical context, so I'll just unload them now.

From Evan Osnos, now writing for The New Yorker, in the Tribune, March 2000:

"As Illinois Democrats prepare to choose nominees in Tuesday's primary, two legislative races have become battlegrounds for two factions of Chicago's Latino political leadership.

"On one side is a team of allies of Mayor Richard M. Daley, led by Ald. Ray Frias (12th) and state Sen. Antonio Munoz (D-Chicago). They are backing challenger Susana Mendoza in the 1st District and state Rep. Edgar Lopez in the 4th.

"Their rival is a coalition once headed by former state Sen. Jesus Garcia, who lost to Munoz in 1998. Led by U.S. Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D- Ill.) and state Sen. Miguel del Valle (D-Chicago), its candidates are state Rep. Sonia Silva in the 1st and Cynthia Soto in the 4th."


"Silva is running in support of a pending state bill that would provide free school meals, and a call to regulate the use of day laborers. But she also questions Mendoza's independence.

"'People want experienced, independent voices to speak up for them,' Silva said.

"Mendoza, a 27-year-old project coordinator in the city's Department of Planning and former volunteer press secretary for Frias, accuses Silva of being lax on crime and anti-development.

"'I stand on my own accomplishments," Mendoza said.

"Referring to her support from Daley and Frias, Mendoza added: 'I'm proud of the support I've received, but you haven't seen any signs that say Daley/Mendoza, or Frias/Mendoza.'"

Or, she would say today, Rahm/Mendoza.

Isn't it all so familiar?


And from the late Steve Neal in the Sun-Times in 1998:

"His influence is on the rise.

"In the wake of the March 17 primary, Ald. Daniel S. Solis (25th) has established himself as a force to be reckoned with in Chicago's growing Latino community. Solis, 48, who was executive director of the United Neighborhood Organization before Mayor Daley named him to the City Council in 1996, is viewed as a potential contender for higher office.

"Relatively unknown candidates backed by Solis ousted state Sen. Miguel del Valle as state Democratic central committeeman for the 4th Congressional District and derailed state Sen. Jesus Garcia's bid for renomination. (Del Valle won renomination for the Senate.) The defeats of the durable Hispanic independents were among the biggest surprise of the '98 primary."

Of course, we all know where Garcia is today. Del Valle went on to become Daley's city clerk - preceding Mendoza - and then ran unsuccessfully for mayor in 2011 against a field that included Rahm Emanuel and Gery Chico.


"Cook County Commissioner John P. Daley, the 11th Ward's Democratic committeeman with whom Solis is aligned, carried his Southwest Side ward for Moreno by more than 4,000 votes. Ald. Edward M. Burke (14th) . . . also is allied with Solis . . .

"Solis also needed the help of John Daley and Burke to beat Garcia. Munoz edged Garcia by 860 votes. Solis carried his own ward for Munoz by 61 votes. Daley delivered the 11th Ward by 643 votes and Burke's plurality in the 14th was 494 votes. Garcia's 627-vote margin in his 22nd Ward wasn't enough to overcome the Daley-Burke-Solis coalition.

"In two other contests, Solis also demonstrated his clout. State Rep. Edward Acevedo, a Solis ally, won a tough three-way primary with a majority. State Rep. Sonia Silva, Garcia's ally, won renomination by only 55 votes over Susana Mendoza, a former Solis aide . . .

"When Richard M. Daley was elected mayor in 1989, Solis was among his more important Latino allies."

And then his allyship was transferred to Rahm.


Oh, and Acevedo? Here's a 2016 trap remix of Acevedo Jr.'s phone call to Solis:


Which reminds me:

"Sources said Solis has long harbored a grudge against Burke for the role he played in taking control of the United Neighborhood Organization away from Solis and essentially handing it over to Juan Rangel, long before Rangel was forced out in a spending scandal. Solis started as a schoolteacher in the 1980s, organizing several Latino community groups and co-founding UNO."


Chicago politics: It's like high school, except it goes on forever.


The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Pensive.

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The Ex-Cub Factor

An occasional series tracking the movements of former Cubs.

1. Micah Bowie.

The Cubs acquired Bowie from Braves in a 1999 trade that sent Terry Mulholland and Jose Hernandez to the Braves. The Cubs also got Rubin Quevedo and a player to be named later who turned out to be Joey Nation in the deal. The Cubs had high hopes for Bowie, but in the 11 games he started for them that season, he ran up an ERA of 9.96. He spent the next season in the minors and then signed with A's.

Now Bowie is fighting for his life in a country that immorally rations health care even to the dying.

2. Jose Hernandez.

I'll never forget seeing Hernandez in the Cubs clubhouse when I used to do some sports reporting and seeing just how short and small he was - except for the huge frickin' guns he had called arms on other people. No wonder he was able to generate enough power to knock a ball or two out of the park despite his diminutive stature.

Hernandez was a mainstay of the Cubs infield from 1994 to 1999, when he went to Atlanta in that trade that brought Bowie here. That Braves team went to the World Series.

Now Hernandez is set to begin his first season as a major league coach for the Orioles.

3. Juan Pierre.

Pierre spent just one season with the Cubs - 2004, when he generated 204 hits - which is half as many as he spent with the White Sox.

Now he's just been named the Marlins' minor league outfield coordinator.

4. Justin Wilson.

When the Cubs acquired Wilson in July 2017 in a trade that also brought over catcher Alex Avila from the Tigers in exchange for third baseman Jeimer Candelario, shortstop Isaac Paredes and cash considerations, he was pegged as a closer-in-waiting. It didn't work out that way.

Wilson pitched to a 5.09 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 23 games, walking 19 batters in ​17 2/3 innings. The Cubs brought him back in 2018 anyway, and while he was better, he wasn't great. Now the Mets have signed him to a 2-year, $10 million deal.

Candelario's slash line in two years with the Tigers, by the way, is .240/.330/.404. Paredes is considered Detroit's sixth-best prospect.

Much to my chagrin, the Cubs let Avila go after he got into 35 games in 2017 and put up a .369 OBP. Now the Cubs are reportedly searching for a veteran back-up catcher.

5. Mike Olt.

Theo Epstein's obsession with Olt (.160/.248/.356 in 2014) ended six games into the 2015 season when Olt was finally sent packing for good. Then the White Sox picked him up!

Olt is Exhibit A of the downside of Theo's belief that high-ranking prospects who fail must've been as good as everyone thought and simply landed in bad spots, or got injured, or had personal problems. He loves panning for gold among the scrap heap of phenoms-gone-bust.

Unbelievably, the Twins just signed Olt to a minor-league contact, which is just where he's kicked around the last few years. Good luck, Twins!

6. Drew Smyly.

I hope Smyly wins the Cy Young this year just to embarrass the gazillionaire Ricketts family into even a slim modicum of shame for going so cheap this year that they sent Smyly to the Rangers to help pay for Cole Hamels' option after paying Smyly a year's salary just to rehab from Tommy John surgery.

Now Smyly is in the Rangers' rotation and ready to go.


Comments welcome.

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January 28, 2019

SportsMonday: Tanking Ranking

Four NBA teams have a good shot at the bottom three spots. But those three spots aren't really that valuable. Then again, the top pick in this year's NBA draft will be spectacularly valuable. Because that pick will almost certainly be used to select Duke freshman wunderkind Zion Williamson.

Welcome to the 2019 chase for the No. 1 pick!

The Bulls' atrocious play under new coach Jim Boylen has been brutal to watch, most recently Sunday's 104-101 home loss to the terrible Cavaliers, but it has also put them in better position to win the lottery, by a little bit.

This year, for the first time, finishing in the bottom three means a team has a 14 percent chance of winning the 2019 draft lottery that will be held on May 14. But finishing fourth-worst only drops your percentage chance to have your lottery ball selected to 12.5. Up until this year, the worst team had the best chance, the second-worst had the second-best and so on.

If you don't know Mr. Williamson's game, you should be able to familiarize yourself relatively quickly. Of course there are all sorts of highlights all over the place but you won't fully appreciate the 6-7, 285-pound high flyer (his vertical leap has been measured at an off-the-charts 45 inches) unless you see him in a game. And those are all nationally televised and streamed. Among other things, Williamson is averaging over 21 points per game by shooting a ridiculous 67 percent from the field.

He is, quite simply, tremendously fun to watch.

Next up, the Blue Devils travel to South Bend this evening for a game that starts at 6 p.m. Central on ESPN. They are then in action this Saturday at 11 a.m. at home against St. John's back on ESPN, and then on Tuesday, Feb. 5 they host Boston College at 6 p.m. again. That game will be televised on ESPN or ESPN2.

The lottery rules change hasn't really worked out the way commissioner Adam Silver hoped. He hoped that by making it so that the worst three teams have the same chance to get the top pick, fewer teams would have incentive to tank hard chasing the absolute worst record.

But the way it stands now, the Bulls (11-39), Knicks (10-38), Cavaliers (10-41) and Suns (11-41) are all within a game-and-a-half of each other and are all in pursuit of a spot in the bottom three. So there is certainly incentive for all of those teams to tank hard.

The next-worst team in the league, the Atlanta Hawks, has 15 victories. So they have an outside chance of falling into one of the best lottery odds slots. No one else has less than 20 wins. By the way, the team with the fifth-worst record has a 10.5 chance in the lottery, so it isn't such a big deal to finish in that spot either.

The team that doesn't deserve to win the lottery at all is Cleveland. That's because the Cavaliers already hit the lottery jackpot multiple times earlier this decade. In an outrageous run of good fortune, the team from the Mistake by the Lake drafted first overall in 2011 (Kyrie Irving), 2013 (Anthony Bennett, maybe the biggest draft bust of all time) and 2014 (Andrew Wiggins). If they only translated those picks and the return of LeBron into one championship, well, too bad or them. They clearly deserve to completely suck for a while longer.

Then again, the Cavs essentially have the lead. And that was why the Bulls' 104-101 loss to them Sunday was undeniably big. The game was notable most for the fact that a couple of the guys the Bulls are counting on to lead the rebuild, Kris Dunn and Zach LaVine, both failed in the clutch.

The fact that the only way those guys have raised their games during the Boylen Era/Error is to raise the number of ridiculous turnovers they commit per game, well, now that hopefully will actually be a good thing, at least for the rest of this season.

The Bulls are back in action Tuesday in Brooklyn and Wednesday in Miami. Both games start at 6:30 p.m.


Jim "Coach" Coffman welcomes your comments.

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The [Monday] Papers

"At least 18 people have died in Cook County from cold exposure since the start of the season, the Cook County medical examiner's office reported," according to the Sun-Times.

"Last season, at least 33 people died from causes that were at least partially cold-related, according to records kept by the Chicago Sun-Times."


New on the Beachwood today . . .

SportsMonday: Tanking Ranking
Finishing last not what it used to be.



MFers are parking on the literal sidewalk now. (Lawrence & Broadway) from r/chicago





Chicago Garbage Chute Pressure Washing



Facebook Knowingly Duped Game-Playing Kids And Their Parents Out Of Money.


Surveillance And Secrets: Are St. Louis Police Following Their Own Rules?


Make Sure To Download Your Flickr Photos.


A sampling.





The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Cold side cold.

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January 26, 2019

The Weekend Desk Report

For completists, there was no column on Friday.

"Mold-A-Rama, whose vintage machines have churned out plastic figurines at Chicago-area museums and zoos for half a century, has gone to court to defend its retro name and technology," the Tribune reports.

"The small, family-owned business filed a trademark infringement lawsuit in December against Bruce Weiner, an Atlanta-based collector who recently began selling 'modernized' versions of the self-contained souvenir factories under the Mold-A-Rama banner.

"The Brookfield-based company filed the lawsuit in federal court in Chicago after three of Weiner's refurbished Mold-A-Rama machines were displayed for sale at the Chicagoland Coin Op Show in Grayslake in November. The suit alleges Weiner 'materially altered' the machines by using modern parts, causing confusion for consumers and potential liability for Mold-A-Rama."

You'll have to click through to read the rest!


From WGN-TV last October, "[T]he story of Mold-A-Rama, Inc. President Paul Jones - in his own words."


Shouldn't it be called Mold-O-Rama?


Apple Scrapple
"Less than 18 months after buying Apple's flagship store on the Chicago River, a Chicago investment firm is cashing out in one of the city's most expensive retail real estate deals ever," Crain's reports.

"Walton Street Capital has agreed to sell the glassy store on Michigan Avenue to Invesco, a big Atlanta-based investment firm, for about $79 million, according to a person familiar with the transaction."

So Apple doesn't own its own store?


Twelfth of 12 grafs:

"The Apple store cost more than $80 million to build, but Apple covered the bulk of that expense. This year, Apple pays annual rent of $124.70 per square foot, or $2.5 million, and its rent increases 10 percent every five years, according to a marketing document for the property."

So Apple paid the bulk of the $80 million to build the store, but still pays (steadily rising) rent to someone else, who owns it?

I don't understand this world anymore. Do I even own this laptop?


Canadian Bacon
Yeah, I'm not really sure who the bad guys are here.


New on the Beachwood . . .

Rhetoric And Demagoguery
In a culture of profit-driven media, demagoguery is a savvy short-term rhetorical strategy.


Today's Worst People In Chicago: High-Ranking CPD Supervisor, Streets And San Laborer, Public Health Official
Not counting aldermen, political professionals, candidates and columnists.


The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #236: Opponent Set For Annual Patriots Bowl
Plus: The Bears' Pro-Am Bowl; George McCaskey And His Family Are Still Incompetent Nincompoops Whose Ownership Of The Bears Has Been A Stinking Disaster; Fans Will Have To Wait 'Til Next Year To See Manny Machado And Bryce Harper At SoxFest; Cubs Go Old; Dyin' For Zion; Bleakhawks; Where's Your Sister Jean Now?; Better Call DePaul; and Horses With Wings.


Recall! Chicago Chicken Fried Rice
Don't eat the Yakitori.


Jerry Bryant's Strange '90s
A benefit for the JBTV host's cancer treatment fund.


The Riz Test
A Bechdel test for Muslims.


Beachwood Spotlight: TrackNotes: Florida
America's dangling wang wants what it wants and will lie and cheat, steal and kill, and displace with extraordinary cruelty to get it. It will also ring the bell well after post-time if that's what it takes to make some special people very happy.


Weekend ChicagoReddit

Stop blocking the fucking intersection from r/chicago


Weekend ChicagoGram

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Weekend ChicagoTube

Pete Seeger, "Playboy's Penthouse," WBKB, Chicago c. 1960


Weekend BeachBook
A sampling.

Andrew Dice Trump.


Weekend TweetWood
A sampling.









The Weekend Desk McRipTipLine: To go.

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January 25, 2019

The Riz Test

In a speech to the UK's House of Commons in March 2017, actor and rapper Riz Ahmed, a Muslim, delivered a message about the importance of diversity and representation in the media:

What people are looking for is a message that they belong. Every time you see yourself it's a message that you matter, that you're part of the national story.

But when it comes to the "national story," the one about Muslims is pretty grim. The pressing issue of Islamophobia is both fueled and defined by the misrepresentation and stereotyping of Muslims in the media.

Instead of challenging the images of the "oppressed" Muslim woman, or the violent Middle Eastern man that propagate our media, mainstream films often reinforce them.

But films are also platforms with the potential to create change through alternative narratives. Our visual culture can play a crucial role in the way we understand the world.

So the question is, what do our visual platforms tell us about our cultural perceptions of Muslims? In other words, how are Muslims represented in our stories?

With backgrounds in education research and tech respectively, Sadia Habib and Shaf Choudry have kickstarted a project that not only asks this question, but also strives to offer evidence-based answers.

In an attempt to quantify the representation of Muslims, the duo has coined what they call the Riz Test.

Inspired by the Bechdel test, (which challenges viewers to consider the way women are represented in whatever they happen to be watching) and Riz Ahmed's speech, Habib and Choudry use five points to measure the depiction of Muslims in films and TV shows.

In their own words, the Riz Test "is a project to measure the portrayal of Muslims in film and TV. What's new is that we're creating a data set that measures how poorly Muslims are represented."

Any film with at least one identifiably Muslim character can be put to the test. The test asks, is the character:

  • Talking about, the victim of, or the perpetrator of terrorism?
  • Presented as irrationally angry?
  • Presented as superstitious, culturally backwards or anti-modern?
  • Presented as a threat to a Western way of life?
  • If the character is male, is he presented as misogynistic? Or if female, is she presented as oppressed by her male counterparts?

If the answer to any of the above questions is yes, the film has failed the test.

What is shocking is that many critically acclaimed shows fail the test.

riztest1.jpgAnjli Mohindra as Nadia in The Bodyguard/BBC Pictures

When I interviewed the pair about the Riz Test recently, Choudry told me that the recent BBC hit drama Bodyguard "failed all five criteria of the Riz Test within the first 12 minutes of its first episode."

Habib added that there "are serious consequences to these misrepresentations. Muslim women, especially those visibly marked by the hijab, are often targets of abuse and Islamophobia."

Moving Beyond Stereotypes

Most Muslims will tell you that the images and tropes used in portraying the community mainly rely on lazy, racist and Islamophobic stereotypes. The films that fail the Riz Test reproduce such images and, by drawing attention to these misrepresentations and moving towards something concrete and quantifiable, the test smashes any assumptions that Islamophobia in media is merely a myth.

We must demand better from our media. One way to counter this is to invite an alternative way of thinking and to challenge the discourse and culture around Muslims and their representations.

So how do we demand better representation? With its growing data set, the Riz Test is a great way of drawing attention to the problem - presenting the movie makers with evidence is a great first step that can challenge the film industry at-large.

Not only do we need to diversify the roles in our current film industry, but we also need to diversify the kinds of films we watch. World cinema can offer a much more complex depiction of "other" places and people - one that challenges the power dynamics at play and introduces the idea of self-representation, agency and voice.

While a good film won't solve all our problems, it can bridge gaps by bringing a diverse audience into the same space.

Prominent Iranian filmmaker Asghar Farhadi won Iran its first Academy Award for A Separation in 2012 (he won another in 2017 for The Salesman.

riztest2.pngTaraneh Alidoosti and Shahab Hosseini in The Salesman/Artificial Eye

At a time of political chaos and isolation, Farhadi has familiarized the world with his home country through its art and human stories.

In her book Reel to Real, Sex and Class at the Movies, feminist thinker and activist bell hooks argues that films "make culture." The visual medium is strong - and representation matters. By putting pressure on the kinds of images we're exposed to, and the kind of images we reproduce, we can indeed "make culture," or perhaps, at this point, fix aspects of our culture so that our "national story" doesn't take representation for granted.

Zahra Khosroshahi is a doctoral candidate at the University of East Anglia. This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 11:45 PM | Permalink

Strange '90s: A Benefit For JBTV's Jerry Bryant



* JBTV's Jerry Bryant Fighting Cancer, Making Movie.

* JBTV Bad, Nationwide.

* Buy A Piece Of JBTV.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 11:30 PM | Permalink

Today's Worst People In Chicago: High-Ranking CPD Supervisor, Streets And San Laborer, Public Health Official

The City of Chicago Office of Inspector General has released its fourth quarter report for 2018 to the City Council. The report summarizes the Office's activity from October 1, 2018 through December 31, 2018. This quarter's report contains summaries of concluded OIG investigations, inquiries, and other activities, including:

* An OIG investigation which established that a high-ranking CPD supervisor directed on-duty CPD officers to chauffeur the supervisor's child from school to a district police station in a CPD vehicle on a weekly basis, for approximately one year, in addition to monitoring the supervisor's child for recurring two to three-hour periods while on duty.

This violated CPD rules by improperly diverting resources away from the community and creating additional stress for officers, which ultimately had a detrimental impact on their morale.

The supervisor also disingenuously claimed that the use of CPD officers to transport and oversee the child was appropriate because the officers were unknowingly participating in a community policing study the supervisor was conducting involving children, for which the supervisor's child was the "test case."

OIG recommended that CPD discipline the supervisor, up to and including discharge. In response, CPD suspended the supervisor for seven days.

* An OIG investigation which established that a Department of Streets and Sanitation (DSS) laborer concealed his jailing on a felony conviction by using leave under the Family and Medical Leave Act (FMLA), which the laborer falsely claimed was to care for an ill family member.

DSS agreed with OIG's recommendations, discharging the laborer and referring them for placement on the ineligible for rehire list.

* An OIG investigation which established that a Chicago Department of Public Health (CDPH) official engaged in approved secondary employment with the same community health center over which the official held contract management authority.

Those responsible for ensuring compliance with secondary employment procedures were unaware of the appropriate criteria for the employment and for preventing conflicts of interest by CDPH staff.

OIG recommended that the Department of Law assist CDPH in creating a policy to ensure the approval process for outside employment identifies and addresses any potential conflicts of interest, as well as establishing a citywide policy, and that CDPH review all current outside employment, to ensure that no additional, active conflicts of interest exist.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 11:19 PM | Permalink

Rhetoric And Demagoguery

In a culture of profit-driven media, demagoguery is a savvy short-term rhetorical strategy. Once it becomes the norm, individuals are more likely to employ it and, in that way, increase its power by making it seem the only way of disagreeing with or about others. When that happens, arguments about policy are replaced by arguments about identity - and criticism is met with accusations that the critic has the wrong identity (weak, treacherous, membership in an out-group) or the wrong feelings (uncaring, heartless).


Patricia Roberts-Miller proposes a definition of demagoguery based on her study of groups and cultures that have talked themselves into disastrously bad decisions. She argues for seeing demagoguery as a way for people to participate in public discourse, and not necessarily as populist or heavily emotional. Demagoguery, she contends, depoliticizes political argument by making all issues into questions of identity. She broaches complicated questions about its effectiveness at persuasion, proposes a new set of criteria, and shows how demagoguery plays out in regard to individuals not conventionally seen as demagogues.


See also: Roberts-Miller's Characteristics of Demagoguery.


And: Democracy Is Worth A Good Argument.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 11:06 PM | Permalink

RECALL! Yakitori Seasoned Chicken Fried Rice

Harvest Food Group, a Chicago establishment, is recalling approximately 47,332 pounds of Not Ready-To-Eat (NRTE) chicken fried rice products due to misbranding and an undeclared allergen. The products contain milk, a known allergen, which is not declared on the product label.

The NRTE chicken fried rice items were produced on Nov. 12, 2018, Dec. 4, 2018 and Dec. 5, 2018. The following products are subject to recall:

9-oz. cardboard packages of "yumnum global cuisine YAKITORI SEASONED CHICKEN FRIED RICE" bearing lot codes "C041A8K12 BEST BY 11/12/2019," "C091A8L04 BEST BY 12/04/2019," and "C091A8L05 BEST BY 12/05/2019."

The products subject to recall bear establishment number "P-34457" inside the USDA mark of inspection. These items were shipped to retail locations in Illinois and Michigan.

The problem was discovered by the firm during a label inventory check.

There have been no confirmed reports of adverse reactions due to consumption of these products. Anyone concerned about an injury or illness should contact a healthcare provider.

FSIS is concerned that some product may be frozen and in consumers' freezers and/or refrigerators. Consumers who have purchased these products are urged not to consume them. These products should be thrown away or returned to the place of purchase.

FSIS routinely conducts recall effectiveness checks to verify that recalling firms are notifying their customers of the recall and that actions are being taken to make certain that the product is no longer available to consumers. When available, the retail distribution list(s) will be posted on the FSIS website at

Consumers and members of the media with questions about the recall can contact Ashley Collins, brand manager, Yumnum Brand, at (844) 333-2833.


Consumers with food safety questions can "Ask Karen," the FSIS virtual representative available 24 hours a day at or via smartphone at

The online Electronic Consumer Complaint Monitoring System can be accessed 24 hours a day at:

NOTE: Access news releases and other information at FSIS's website at

Follow FSIS on Twitter at or in Spanish at:


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 10:52 PM | Permalink

TrackNotes: A Sunny Place For Shady People

Man o MAN!

Just after watching the wonderfully educational and equally disgusting American Experience documentary "The Swamp" about the Everglades, TrackNotes happens to satellite down to Hallandale Beach, Florida for the year's first big race, the bombastically (and plagiarizingly) named Pegasus World Cup Invitational (Grade I, 1-1/8 miles[nine furlongs], dirt, $9,000,000) at Gulfstream Park.

Thanks to Viewers Like You, I couldn't help but come to the conclusion that Florida really is, as Dag Juhlin so often sings, the dangling wang of the United States.

Florida wants what it wants and will lie and cheat, steal and kill, and displace with extraordinary cruelty to get it.

Florida doesn't have to listen to anybody, including Mother Nature, because it can jerry-rig its way out of anything. Need a dupe for a nefarious sweep around the Constitution? Come on down! They've got it all, including the flesh and blood of America's Biggest Problem.

Thankfully, I'll remember from the TV show the Herculean efforts of Marjory Stoneman Douglas, who made her bones on various beats at the Miami Herald, to raise awareness of the magnificence of the Everglades and help establish the national park, with sympathy and help from Franklin Roosevelt, who was a real president.

So, yeah, four grafs later, you know I learned a lot about the American experience, and so many things about Florida, even this week's racing, were tied together, like Lebowski's rug.

Spinning out of the turn, race fans, there are common threads here.

Gulfstream Park, equally a mall as a racetrack or casino, does things the way it wants.

Frank Stronach's track is infamous for ringing the bell well after post time, often no less than eight to 10 minutes late, which results in overlapping with big races at other tracks, disjointed closing of betting "windows," and the firmly valid perception that computer whales are sneaking their bets in unfairly. This race will start, for all intents and purposes, on the clubhouse turn, which I've pointed out before. Race timing won't start until 70 or so feet after the start because of "timing zones."

Thankfully, I don't have to live in or go to Florida, although I did visit many years ago, save for TV for the (maybe) Holy Bull, (probably) Fountain of Youth and (certainly) Florida Derby.

We've already had some racing luck, through the post position selections, so this third annual Pegasus really does shape up as a very intriguing race. With some international flavor. See how I came back around right there?

This is a very funny feeling race. Is it the big first tilt of 2019? Or is it the last gasp of 2018? Like holding in that last hit as long as you can.

Your "superstars," who 2018-ish will run right out the door to stud service after this one, are the five, Accelerate, the 9-5 morning line favorite, Joel Rosario up, and the three, City of Light, 5-2, Javier Castellano. City' necked Accelerate in the Oaklawn Handicap in April and Accelerate returned the favor by nearly six in the Gold Cup at Santa Anita next out. Rubber match. Michael McCarthy was sweating when, as City Light was pushed back in the draw to a chance between the three-post and the outside 12-hole, got the three. Outside in this gate? Castellano might just as well have gone straight to the tables.

Triple-digit Beyer Speed Figures are scattered throughout, like sprinkles in a donut shop, chocolate frosted Accelerate and City Light hogging them.

We've got D. Wayne Lukas's lovable Bravazo, who has run in the biggest races America has to offer, but hasn't won since February. Seeking the Soul, who in the up-and-down cycle points up for this one, though he's not a Grade I horse. Gunnevera, an in-the-money runner whose last win was an optional claimer at Gulfstream in August! Audible, a name who isn't really fast enough, though Audible is the closest thing to a horse for the course, so Place and Show seems logical, at no less than a 12-1 flyer. Chad Brown's Patternrecognition needs the lead, but he's never gone this far and is in the dreaded 12-hole. Selfless pace sacrifice?

Through no acuity by me, and you know who you are, the nine horse, Kukulkan, a Mexican-bred was made known to me. With grandpappies Point Given and Bernardini, he's unbeaten over 14 races! Running in Mexico City, he's won the Futurity Mexicano, Stakes Jockey Club Mexicano and Derby Mexicano. Those sound important to me. Last month, he won the Caribbean Classic at Gulfstream by more than 10 (OK, an anemic 70 Beyer), just like the open lengths he has always won by. And he's got Frankie Dettori up. No respect, he's 30-1, but as Apollo's Trainer told The Champ, he might just think it's a damn fight!

Again, Mike Watchmaker first made the argument for this one, but I'll also include Tom's d'Etat, 20-1.

While the NFL has become the unbettable television studio show we all thought it would, the hook you'll hear all day is that Tom's d'Etat is primarily owned by Gayle Benson, owner of the New Orleans Saints. And that winning this race would soothe sweet sorrows after the injustices thrust upon her and Whodat Nation. Thankfully, the horse knows nothing from a bizarre cartel of curiously wealthy people that can't even conduct a good game of American football.

But being named after the Mardi Gras parade Krewe d'Etat is kind of cool. What would the Beachwood horse be named? DeepDish? Noitalianbeefwityou? Green River? Eddiensolisatthewire?

Like Watchmaker, I see it too with this son of Smart Strike out of a Giant's Causeway mare. At 6-years-old, he's only raced nine times, but he's 6-1. While winning by open lengths most recently, he will have to run faster, but we hope he's the tactical, in-the-mix closer he appears to be. From the six-hole, he should be able to decide just what he wants, with a scrum in front of him to exploit. He really does deserve to be 18- or 20-1, so let's hope the Saints don't go marching in and ruin it for the rest of us.

In the race just prior, the Pegasus World Cup Turf Invitational (Grade I, 1-3/16 miles, 9.5 furlongs, Turf, $7,000,000), you'll eyeball Japan's Yoshida, a decent fourth in the Breeders' Cup Classic. He impressed in the Woodward last September. Jose Ortiz up. Catapult, 7-2 with Rosario riding, should be fine with the distance, being out of Kitten's Joy. Don't discount Aidan O'Brien's Magic Wand, 9-2. O'Brien goes where the money is and he and his Irish filly can cash in.

It's 50-50 for rain. You'll tune in to The Peacock, NBC5 in these parts.

It won't be the greatest race of the year, despite what Floridians want or demand you believe.

But from safely up here in Chicago, it should be pretty good.


Tom Chambers is our man on the rail. He welcomes your comments.


1. From Steve Rhodes, who once lived in Florida working as a newspaper reporter for 18 months before couldn't take it any longer:

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The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #236: Opponent Set For Annual Patriots Bowl

Bill Belichick's Brady Bunch BOAT. Plus: The Bears' Pro-Am Bowl; George McCaskey And His Family Are Still Incompetent Nincompoops Whose Ownership Of The Bears Has Been A Stinking Disaster; Fans Will Have To Wait 'Til Next Year To See Manny Machado And Bryce Harper At SoxFest; Cubs Go Old; Dyin' For Zion; Bleakhawks; Where's Your Sister Jean Now?; Better Call DePaul; and Horses With Wings.



* 236.

1:43: Opponent Set For Annual Patriots Bowl.

* Bill Belichick's Brady Bunch BOAT.

26:18: The Bears' Pro-Am Bowl.

* Trubisky cracks NFC Top 10 QBs at best.

36:30: George McCaskey And His Family Are Still Incompetent Nincompoops Whose Ownership Of The Bears Has Been A Stinking Disaster.

* Reefer madness.

49:10: Fans Will Have To Wait 'Til Next Year To See Manny Machado And Bryce Harper At SoxFest.

* Signings won't happen in time this year.

52:14: Cubs Go Old.

* Sign a string of thirtysomething relievers.

56:15: Dyin' For Zion.

* Soilin' Boylen.

1:01:37: Bleakhawks.

* Meekhawks.

1:04:01: Where's Your Sister Jean Now?

* Loyola Lamblers.

1:05:50: Better Call DePaul.

* Or not.

1:07:09: Horses With Wings.

* Chambers: The Florida Experience.




For archives and other Beachwood shows, see The Beachwood Radio Network.


Comments welcome.

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January 24, 2019

Inbox: Cook County Gang Database, Lincoln Yards TIF, City Colleges Strike Rally

Including added value by the Beachwood such as links and light editing for clarity and style.

1. Community Members Demand Full Investigation Of Cook County Gang Database | From Olivia Albrecht, Brighton Park Neighborhood Council

As scrutiny of law enforcement databases increases nationwide, community groups are challenging Cook County's continued use of a gang database to profile and surveil residents.

In December, then-Commissioner Jesus "Chuy" Garcia officially requested an audit of the county's gang database by the Cook County Inspector General. Following the audit request, his replacement, Commissioner Alma Anaya, introduced an ordinance that would prohibit the use of the database until the completion of the inspector general investigation. But on January 22, a scheduled vote on the ordinance was abruptly cancelled by Commissioner Stanley Moore, chairman of the Criminal Justice Committee.

Community organizations who previously sued the City of Chicago over its gang database say the ordinance was an opportunity to bring clarity and accountability to the county's version of the list.

Although Cook County Tom Sheriff Tom Dart has indicated an intention to "decommission" the database, its unclear if the department continues to share it with other agencies. The proposed ordinance would prohibit the database from being shared with other agencies, guarantee an open and transparent process moving forward, and ensure a full investigation is conducted.

In Cook County, the sheriff's department has managed a database of at least 25,000 people called the Regional Gang Intelligence Database since the early 2000s. According to a ProPublica investigation, the list includes "hundreds whose gangs aren't known and hundreds who are dead." Authorities from 371 different agencies, including the Department of Homeland Security, which includes Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), have had access to the data, and could potentially use it to target individuals.

Being listed in the database can adversely affect residents' employment, housing, bail/bond and parole decisions, and lead to false arrest, deportation, denial of a citizenship application, and other devastating consequences. Individuals are never notified when their names have been placed in the database and therefore never have an opportunity to challenge the charges or provide evidence in their defense. The lack of notification, judicial process, or opportunity for self-defense and review, create an environment ripe for civil rights violations and abuse of power.

The group of community advocates challenging the database includes organizations from all over Cook County, but has been anchored by the group Chicagoans Against the Gang Database, which has been working to dismantle the Chicago Gang Database for the last two years. Last year they filed a lawsuit against the City of Chicago for the inaccuracies in the database, the lack of process, and the disproportionate impact that the database has on communities of color.

What: Press conference in support of proposed Cook County gang database accountability ordinance

When: Thursday, January 24th, 10:00 a.m. (Commissioner Alma Anaya, chief sponsor of the ordinance, will be available for interviews before the press conference, starting at 9:45 am.)

Where: 5th floor lobby of Cook County Building, 118 N. Clark St., Chicago

Who: A diverse, countywide coalition of grassroots and community-based organizations and individuals representing Black and Latino communities, as well as immigrant and Cook County, including members of Brighton Park Neighborhood Council, Organized Communities Against Deportations, PASO West Suburban Action Project, Latino Union of Chicago, SOUL, Jewish Council on Urban Affairs, Grassroots Collaborative, MacArthur Justice Center, Erie House, and others.

2. Community Residents Demand Halt To New TIF District For Lincoln Yards Luxury Development | From Nathan Ryan, Grassroots Collaborative

For months the City of Chicago has been fast-tracking a new TIF district to help pay for politically connected Sterling Bay's proposed new luxury development on Chicago's affluent Near North Side. The project, which would take city revenue from local taxing bodies such as Chicago Public Schools, has met with fierce resistance from a broad set of community organizations and neighborhood leaders.

In light of the emerging extortion scandal involving longtime Chicago Ald. Ed Burke, community groups are demanding that the project be delayed until a newly elected city council and mayor can take the time needed to vet the mega-proposal - through full public scrutiny, deliberation and debate. Chicagoans have the right to balanced and equitable development that benefits Chicago as a whole. Burke has previously served as the tax lawyer for Lincoln Yards developer Sterling Bay and until recently was a member of the City Plan Commission.

At a press conference today, community leaders will share stories about how decades of the city handing over billions for private development projects, corporate headquarters and luxury housing has failed to create prosperity in their neighborhoods. Participants will underscore the need for elected officials to ensure that when we spend public dollars it actually benefits the public.

What: Press conference on the 2nd Floor of City Hall

When: 9 a.m. Thursday, January 24

Who: A coalition of community organizations and residents from across the city who have been impacted by the city's continued prioritization of downtown and affluent neighborhoods.

3. City Colleges Of Chicago Faculty And Professionals Rally To Prepare For February 4th Strike | From Kaitlyn Skoirchet, Cook County College Teachers Union, Local 1600

Faculty and professionals at the City Colleges of Chicago will hold a rally Thursday as they prepare to strike on February 4th.

The rally will feature guest speakers including CCCTU President Tony Johnston, Cook County board president and mayoral candidate Toni Preckwinkle, Chicago Teachers Union President Jesse Sharkey, Illinois Federation of Teachers President Dan Montgomery, and members of the Cook County College Teachers Union preparing to strike.

Cook County College Teachers Union Faculty and Professionals are fighting for classroom investment and equal access to programs so Chicago's working-class students have true opportunities to succeed. Every Chicago student deserves access to a quality community college system. Members are also demanding more librarians, smaller lab class sizes, fewer classes taught by adjunct professors, and a seat at the table in decisions affecting the future of the colleges.

What: Rally to prepare for the strike at the City Colleges of Chicago

When: 6:30 p.m. Thursday, January 24

Where: Chicago Teachers Union Center, 1901 West Carroll Avenue


Comments welcome.

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The [Thursday] Papers

"Solis has previously denied being an informant or wearing a recording device for the feds," the Sun-Times reported in its initial article about Ald. Danny Solis wearing a wire on Ald. Ed Burke.

Unexplained, because the Sun-Times is a poorly edited newspaper, is who he denied wearing a wire to, why he was suspected of being a federal informant, and when these denials occurred - over the years or just recently.

But the word seemed to have gotten out before the paper's Fran Spielman broke the story - or the story was broken through her by investigators carefully timing a strategic leak.

"Well aware that rumors were flying around political circles about the undercover role that he played in the Burke scandal," Spielman reported, "Solis arranged for a college visit with his son this week, which is giving him an excuse not to attend Wednesday's City Council meeting, the source said."

The paper seems to have relied on a single source, described as "a source familiar with the matter." That must be a pretty good source.


On Wednesday, I wrote a fair amount about how some aldermen reacted to the news of Solis's wire, which they are far more upset by than whatever he and Burke has been up to, given that Solis must have been in a deep jam himself to flip on his old pal. Here's more of our esteemed councilmembers' Trump-like mobspeak:

"Ald. Carrie Austin (34th), the always outspoken Budget Committee Chairman, was suddenly speechless when asked to comment about Solis," the Sun-Times reports.

"Not about Danny. I might cry," Austin said. "You don't do that. You just don't."

Geez, Carrie, do you need to kill someone to get into your gang, too?


"Rules Committee Chairman Michelle Harris (8th) offered a variation on Don Corleone's infamous admonishment to his son in the movie, The Godfather: 'Don't take sides against the family.'

"I try to think that we're a family down here and we all work together. So, I got to say it's probably a little disheartening for me," Harris said.

I like to think we're a family down here, and we work together to protect each other's illegal schemes. So this really bums me out.


"Ald. Susan Sadlowski Garza, 10th, said she was dismayed by the story about Burke and Solis," the Tribune reports.

"I come from a world where we work together side by side," Garza said. "I just never expected that, I really didn't. We're supposed to be colleagues."

Really? What world is that, Fantasyworld?


"Ald. Michelle Harris, 8th, said she was 'stunned' and 'a little uncomfortable.'"

"I do want to say that typically we respect each other, we work together, we're a partnership," Harris said.

Imagine you're a victim of an Ed Burke (or Danny Solis) shakedown, and these people are more bothered about the way the perps were caught than by what the perps were doing. Apparently the city council family is the real victim here.


"Ald. George Cardenas, 12th, a close City Hall colleague of Solis, said he had heard rumors that Solis may have worn a wire, but said he typically ignores such rumors. He said he had not spoken with Solis about the matter, and the news came as a 'shock.'"

"Geez. I mean, what is the world coming to?" he said, when asked for his reaction to an alderman wearing a wire on another.

What is the world coming to when an alderman can't shake down his constituents in peace? Geez!

"It's visceral," Cardenas said of his reaction and that of his colleagues. "It's pretty upsetting."

Noting his military background, Cardenas said he expects he will be "honorably discharged" when he chooses to leave the council, and not under a cloud or wearing a wire. Asked whether he felt betrayed given his relationship with Solis, Cardenas responded, "I feel disappointed."

Asked whether he feels betrayed by Burke perpetuating the sorry history of city council corruption, Cardenas said, "I don't understand the question." Or he would've.



"We really just need to boil this down to, the council needs full reform," Ald. Scott Waguespack said. "I don't care what those two went after each other on but it's obviously something so bad that the council can no longer wait for reforms we've been pushing. Everybody needs to get on board with that right now, including the mayor."

Thank you! At least one voice of reason in a sea on inanity.


To Waguespack's point, from a Spielman "analysis," which I put in quote marks because in typical Spielman style it's not much of an analysis and it's . . . typically weird:

"Emanuel is a close ally of Solis. The mayor said Wednesday he has no idea which mayoral candidate will benefit from the Solis bombshell or what impact the alderman's undercover role will have in building what may well be the biggest political corruption scandal in decades.

"The real question is, not who in the mayor's race gets benefit but whether the changes that people have been clamoring about get addressed - and not just for the campaign," the mayor said.

Rahm is right. It happens.

"This is a wake-up call to everybody that our work on those changes is not done and people are tired of politics as usual. We will see through another set of changes. But the next mayor and city council - regardless of who wins - will have to do a lot of things to earn the public's trust."

1. This is a wake-up call only for those kinds of people who hit snooze 15 times before actually getting up. It's not like this is the first scandal in city council history - just the first wire we know about this year, and it's still January.

2. Rahm's work on changes is not done because Rahm didn't do them. For one thing, he left Burke in charge of the finance committee and Solis in charge of the zoning committee when he replaced Richard M. Daley as mayor. For another thing, every slip of reform made in his administration has come as grudgingly as possible, with as little change as needed to satisfy political pressures and distract us from whatever ethics issue was boiling over at the time.

3. Rahm is king of politics as usual. Please.



"Mayor Rahm Emanuel introduced new ethics reforms which would explicitly prohibit some of the very same behaviors that Ald. Ed Burke (14th) is accused of engaging in," reports NBC Chicago, which has its own ethics problems. (#callback #subtweet)

Meanwhile, aldermen introduced new ethics reforms banning the use of wires in council chambers or councilmembers' offices. At least they wanted to.


"Emanuel introduced the ethics package, his fifth since 2011, at Wednesday's city council meeting."

Which of the five has been your favorite so far? I thought No. 3 was pretty amusing.


"We've done a number of things over [my] tenure to change the culture and the operating rules of the city council," Emanuel said. "And our work is not done."

Also, our work has not worked. Or has it, given that it wasn't meant to?


"Emanuel's proposed changes would require committee chairmen with more than three conflict of interest disclosures per year to terminate the relationship that caused the conflict. If they don't comply, they will either have to resign or be subject to fines of $500-$2,000 for each offense."

I think they'll just take the fines!

Better idea: No outside jobs, no conflicts of interest

"The mayor dismissed the idea of an outright ban on outside employment for aldermen, saying that it is valuable to have input from aldermen who own small businesses."



We all know that's a bullshit answer from Rahm, but to play along for a second, does Burke's law firm qualify as a "small business?" Asking for a small business friend.


"Emanuel said he wants to pass an additional 'comprehensive' ethics reform package before leaving office."

So, ethics package No. 6.


"Emanuel also said when it comes to aldermanic privilege, the power given to aldermen to unilaterally override city council actions in their own wards, he would rather 'mend it, not end it.'

"While he admitted to sometimes being frustrated by aldermen exercising their aldermanic privilege, he said it doesn't mean he believes aldermen should be 'neutered' by fully revoking that power."

So, not comprehensive ethics reform.


Inbox, from Ald. Michele "Don't Take Sides Against The Family" Smith:

Today, I along with 15 other Aldermen, introduced a series of ethics reforms to cement the work of those who have steadfastly chipped away at "business as usual" in City Council.

Some of the measures, such as the ordinance giving the Inspector General full City Council committee oversight, was one I originally introduced in 2015. They are being pulled out of limbo and revived after years of stonewalling by an entrenched leadership. This is the moment to restore faith in City Council and I call upon my colleagues to support and enact these basic, common sense ordinances to ensure integrity, transparency and accountability in how we conduct the people's business.

These measures include:

• providing the Inspector General with complete oversight of all City Council Committees and giving it the tools to issue and enforce subpoenas and conduct audits

• guaranteeing that Committee staff are not repurposed for non-Committee functions

• enforcing City Council oversight by electing, instead of appointing Committee Chairs

• posting schedules of regular meetings and making available recordings of the proceedings

• requiring Council members to announce potential conflicts at the moment legislation is introduced, and prohibiting their participation in any aspect of the legislative process on that ordinance

• strengthening the Council Office of Financial Analysis (COFA), created in 2013, to become independent of all Committees, allowing Council to access unbiased information about City Finances.

Also, stop bribing people.


Now, back to that Spielman analysis as we shift ever so briefly into the impact of The Wires on the mayor's race:

"[Susana] Mendoza's ties to the Solis family run deep. Danny Solis was one of the biggest donors to her first race for the Illinois House and his 25th Ward Regular Democratic Organization contributed $55,400 to her 2018 campaign for state comptroller.

"This is the second one of Susana Mendoza's friends and allies to be caught up in this FBI scandal. Neither of these people are allies of mine," Preckwinkle said Wednesday at an unrelated City Hall news conference.

"[Mendoza is] close to Burke and considers him a political mentor. She would not have been elected as a state representative without his help. She was married at the alderman's home and sworn in repeatedly - until this month - by the alderman's wife, Illinois Supreme Court Justice Anne Burke." (Link mine.)


Please also note: Toni Preckwinkle has stated that Ed Burke is Gery Chico's best friend. I asked Chico's campaign chair last week if that is true, and I still haven't received an answer. I'll take that as a Yes, as I've not seen a denial elsewhere either.


Does this mean Bill Daley - of all people, in this, the most ironic city ever - could shoot the gap and ascend to the Fifth Floor on the back of Ed Burke?

I still wouldn't count out Preckwinkle, but . . .

"Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle said Wednesday that she spoke with longtime Ald. Edward Burke about a job for his son before her administration hired him to a nearly $100,000 per year job," the Tribune reports.

"At the time Preckwinkle's administration hired him, Edward Burke Jr. was under investigation for misconduct by the Cook County Sheriff's Office where he worked for allegedly making inappropriate sexual comments to coworkers. Preckwinkle, who for weeks has avoided questions about hiring Burke Jr., made the statement at an afternoon press conference where her mayoral campaign unveiled a plan to expand Chicago programs that help small businesses in minority communities.

"I had a meeting with Ed Burke," Preckwinkle said. "He shared with me that his son was looking for a new opportunity."

Toni, Toni, Toni.

That. Is. Not. Good.


"Preckwinkle did not explain what the meeting was about but said she gave Burke Jr.'s resume to the Homeland Security and Emergency Management Department, which vetted and hired him. It was unclear what the vetting process entailed and her representatives declined to elaborate."

1. It must be nice to have the county board president pass along your resume.

2. Declining to elaborate is only drawing out the questions surrounding this episode, which unfortunately is a habit of Preckwinkle's. She's not exactly from the school of strategically putting everything out there right away to get past a story as quickly as possible.

To wit:

"At Wednesday's press conference, Preckwinkle did not answer directly when asked why she hadn't previously acknowledged talking with Burke about his son's employment."

Toni, Toni, Toni.

"I had one or two meetings a year with Ald. Burke out of a thousand meetings," Preckwinkle said.

That. Is. Not. An. Answer.

"Earlier this month, the Tribune first reported that Preckwinkle hired Burke Jr. as training and exercise manager for the county's Homeland Security and Emergency Management Department in December 2014, raising new questions about her relationship with the embattled alderman.

"Then, on Wednesday, the Tribune reported that Burke Jr. was under internal investigation for allegedly making inappropriate sexual comments and lying about a supervisor at the sheriff's office when Preckwinkle's administration hired him.

For weeks, Preckwinkle's administration has declined to address written questions asking whether Preckwinkle spoke with Ald. Burke about the hire and she walked away at an unrelated press conference while being asked about it.

I haven't decided who I'm going to vote for yet, and I think some of the coverage of Preckwinkle's intersection with Burke has been unfair, probably the result of attacks on her because she's the frontrunner, but I just moved Preckwinkle into the No category - unless, I suppose, I need to help stop Bill Daley.

Can Lori Lightfoot and Paul Vallas co-mayor?


The pattern:

"In addition to the Burke charge, Preckwinkle has faced other high-profile problems since she announced her run for mayor months ago.

"Preckwinkle, who is the Cook County Democratic Party chairwoman, fired her security chief in November amid the fallout of a county watchdog report that found a government SUV assigned to her security detail had been illegally used to transport campaign materials supporting her. The former security chief told the Tribune he had no idea who put the political materials inside the vehicle, but thought Preckwinkle unfairly ousted him to protect her political ambitions."

I have no idea what to think about that affair. Just amazingly weird. But she has been amazingly slow to respond and weird in that response. And then this:

When she announced her candidacy for mayor, Preckwinkle also misled the public about when she knew of sexual misconduct allegations against her former chief of staff who she fired the day before. On the day she announced her run, Preckwinkle said she did not know about sexual harassment allegations against her top staffer before mid-September. The Tribune, however, later reported Preckwinkle knew of the concerns six months before she took action.

No wonder the most recent Beachwood Poll shows all candidates now at 0 percent.


Burke appeared at an aldermanic forum Wednesday night. Highlights:







The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Shamrock shakedown.

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January 23, 2019

The [Wednesday] Papers

I'm still catching up with and absorbing the news that Danny Solis wore a wire on Ed Burke not just because of whatever jeopardy that may put Burke in, but because that means Solis was in such a deep jam himself that he agreed to do it.

Remember, the criminal complaint against Burke is, presumably, just the tip of the iceberg of this investigation, and probably was made public now to keep him from winning re-election - or to put Burke on the griddle (but who can he flip on - Rahm?) or maybe even because the investigation was about to be leaked anyway. Right?

The criminal complaint makes it clear that the feds were listening to Burke long before they heard of the rather rote - though still abominable - Burger King scheme. And last week, the feds asked the court for an extension of time before actually filing an indictment (which is done by a grand jury hearing evidence; a criminal complaint is basically an FBI agent's affidavit).

Burke, of course, denies he ever said anything incriminating in Solis's presence, but that's a denial that is not to be believed or disbelieved; it's to be ignored because there's no reason to trust Burke but no reason to believe Solis actually got the goods either.


As noted by the Beachwood Bookmaking Bureau, Burke's mud is splashing all over the mayoral race. More on that, too, once I catch up with all the reporting. But check out the updated Political Odds to see how the lines have changed already.


More about Solis to come too, but remember: When Rahm came into office, he kept Burke as finance committee chair and Solis as zoning committee chair. They have been staunch allies - neither ever having voted against him, which is the least of it. Rahm (and Daley, really) owns this as much as he would if they were members of his administration, which they basically were. Maybe the most important members.


My Twitter thread on what some are saying about Solis's wire starts here:


Another line of questioning which presumes Burke is dirty because he is: How much has Illinois Supreme Court Justice Anne Burke, his wife, known about his business? ("Don't ask me about my business, Anne!") Because if we all knew . . .

And by "we all knew" doesn't mean we knew (or know) if his business passed the threshold into criminality, but that's a different bar than the one we all have known about, which is being dirty.


News from Tuesday that looks even more silly, disingenuous and hypocritical today than it did yesterday.

"We are supporting Ed Burke because he has supported us and because we, unlike the Tribune and Sun-Times, believe a man is presumed innocent until he is proven guilty," Martin Preib, the FOP's second vice-president, wrote in a statement to the Chicago Sun-Times.

"Furthermore, we believe that people should be tried in courts, not in [the] court of public opinion, as the acquittal of three officers last week and likely vote for a payout to the Englewood Four this week demonstrates."

I also believe people should be tried in the courts - not by an unhinged police officer eager to unload 16 shots into a non-threatening teenager just because.


More on Burke and Solis later this week, but for now, some other campaign news.

Via Rich Miller, Capitol Fax:

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In a race as tight as this one, with a runoff in the balance, Dorothy Brown's supporters could mean the margin of difference, even if she was a thousand signatures short of getting on the ballot. And Brown is vowing not the endorse Preckwinkle, so someone (Lightfoot, Enyia) could get a few thousand votes coming their way.


"One mayoral candidate picked up some unusual financial backing today as a second was knocked off the ballot and a third was endorsed by a man who once was a presidential front-runner," Greg Hinz reports for Crain's.

"The financial backing came from former Deputy Gov. Bradley Tusk, who has moved back to New York and on with his life but decided to make a fair-sized move on behalf of mayoral hopeful Susana Mendoza."

Tusk worked for Rod Blagojevich, basically running the state much of the time when Elvis was hiding out in bathrooms and bowling alleys. Tusk later got rich as an early investor (well, he took stock as compensation for some lawyering) in Uber.

"In an interview, Tusk said he's personally donating $25,000 to Mendoza and will work to attract more money from leaders of the 'sharing economy.'

"Tusk gave two reasons: Today's multiracial, multicultural Chicago needs 'someone other than a old white guy running the city for a change.' Two, Mendoza understands things like how people want to have sharing, be it rides or homes or things like that."

1. Susana Mendoza is the white malest of all the female candidates of color.

2. Susana Mendoza somehow gets sharing! She understands sharing more than the rest of the field!

Assignment Desk: How often does Mendoza use car-sharing services such as Uber and Lyft? Has Mendoza ever used an airbnb? Worked on "sharing" legislation? And how does her record with the sharing economy compare to her rivals?

Or, bear with me, does Tusk have an ulterior motive? Is he, just maybe, picking a winner he can do business with?


Also from Hinz in the same post:

"Brown's removal from the race likely provides help for another veteran African-American woman on the ballot, Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle."

Not if Brown can help it. #intercolumncallback


And finally, from that same Hinz post:

"[Howard] Dean was a sort of early version of Bernie Sanders, a progressive agent of change who was not afraid to rattle cages. He said Daley 'is a sharp shooter and wants to clean up corruption. He's the real progressive in the race.'"

And Ed Burke is the real progressive on the city council.

Not a single person voting for Bill Daley can ever legitimately claim to being progressive.

Howard Dean, you are Today's Worst Person to Visit Chicago So Far This Week.


By the way, in case you didn't know, Howard Dean sold out a long time ago.


Dean was never a total progressive - which was part of his appeal. Like Barack Obama, he was mislabeled by the national media into someone his local citizenry didn't recognize. He was passionately against the Iraq War and for single-payer health insurance, two biggies to be sure, but the rest of his record and his policy positions were more eclectic - bespeaking someone who thought for himself and didn't wear ideological blinders. He was endorsed by the NRA something like eight times while he was involved in Vermont politics, and often spoke about how the gun issue looks different in a rural state than in a place like Chicago. He was refreshing. Then he got to Washington, D.C., and decided he liked its rewards and wanted to stay. That was the end of Howard Dean.


"Enyia said 'people see an imbalance' between the 81-month sentence for Van Dyke and the 84-year sentence a judge recently gave the man convicted of the murder of 15-year-old Hadiya Pendleton," the Sun-Times reports.

Enyia's high-minded rhetoric can be maddening - not because it's high-minded, but because it's so stilted and Spock-like. No one objecting to Van Dyke's sentence is going around saying, "I see an imbalance." People are pissed off - angry, outraged, out of their minds, physically nauseated, and even understandably hopeless - at the obvious difference in sentences for black folk and white folk. In 2019, it's still a problem. It's a wonder the city doesn't go up in flames. I want a mayor who, upon hearing the sentence, wanted to put a fist through the wall, and whose first phone calls were to the Laquan McDonald family and everyone else around the case. A mayor who is livid. That's not an unmayoral temperament; it's exactly the mayoral temperament we need.


"Enyia urged people who are 'concerned about how justice is delivered in the city' to go to the polls."

Ugh. You're not helping.


"She pointed out that voters took the rare step of ousting a Cook County judge from office in the last election after a 'massive organizing effort.'"

Funny she didn't cite the massive organizing effort to that removed the Cook County State's Attorney overseeing the Van Dyke-McDonald case from office - perhaps because of Toni Preckwinkle's role in replacing Anita Alvarez with Preckwinkle's candidate Kim Foxx.


The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Seeing imbalance.

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January 22, 2019

RECALL! Custom Made Meals' Chicken Skewer Products

Custom Made Meals, a Denver establishment, is recalling approximately 7,954 pounds of chicken skewer products due to misbranding and undeclared allergens. The products contain coconut, a known tree nut allergen that is not declared on the product label.

The Red Chili Orange Chicken Skewer items were produced on various dates from Sept. 27, 2018, through Jan. 10, 2019. The following product is subject to recall:

9.11-lbs. cases containing four plastic packages of "Red Chili Orange Chicken Skewers" with case code 79073, and various Use By dates between Oct. 15, 2018 and Jan. 28, 2019.

The products subject to recall bear establishment number "P-4121A" inside the USDA mark of inspection. These items were shipped to retail locations in Illinois and Wisconsin and donated to organizations in Denver.

The problem was discovered on Jan. 16, 2019, when establishment personnel observed production employees with nut allergen stickers and determined that a "Coconut Teriyaki Tropical" seasoning was being utilized on the product. FSIS was notified on Jan. 17, 2019.

There have been no confirmed reports of adverse reactions due to consumption of these products. Anyone concerned about an injury or illness should contact a healthcare provider.

FSIS is concerned that some product may be frozen and in consumers' freezers Consumers who have purchased these products are urged not to consume them. These products should be thrown away or returned to the place of purchase.

FSIS routinely conducts recall effectiveness checks to verify that recalling firms are notifying their customers of the recall and that actions are being taken to make certain that the product is no longer available to consumers. When available, the retail distribution list(s) will be posted on the FSIS website.

Consumers and members of the media with questions about the recall can contact John Birdsall, president, at 303-204-7475.


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TrackNotes: Here We Go Again

Here in The Beachwood Neighborhood, four-leggeds seem to garner the Page Six attention.

Ask Benny from Bucktown if he's comfortable with the pub, he can't say. I ask my pals Storm Cat (I'll tell you that story if you ask) and Ralphie, a mutt who came with that name from wonderful Anti-Cruelty, they demure and walk away. These three and the feline family menagerie in Wisconsin, I think they all text each other. So you act as if they're wearing a wire, Big Pussy.

TrackNotes is based on larger animals, and it's that time of year. The Pegasus Invitational is this weekend. While we'll get to that in the right tempo Count, let's blow the webs out of the Bat Cave. Here we go again. Sweet Cathy the Valley Cop, and I hope she knows how great she is, is, I'm sure, ready for a new Triple Crown campaign, first things first the Kentucky Derby, of course.

This year, however, I challenge her to at least touch on each prep in real time.

I'll admit a weariness, but when Theo told Cubs fans Eff You, we won a World Series after 300 years and we're goin' with what we got, world domination and all, I got turned off. So a horse's ass, a derogatory term in most parts, is a thing of beauty to me, though still descriptive in some ways inside Wrigley. The Cubs will never win again with this bunch, but Cathy and me have had two Triple Crown winners in four years, so fare thee well Theo. The 'Pharoah had it inside him in every race.

Boy'o'Boy, the PBS show Nature, must see because you'll always learn something and your jaw often drops to the floor, showed the first of two parts on "Equus: Story of the Horse" and I learned plenty.

God Almighty, and I'm not a religious person in the base human organizational sense, a horse will tell you how difficult it is to carry a person two miles at top speed. But he'll do it again any time you ask him!

So are the Pletchers, Bafferts and Browns of this world actually dissing, if not mistreating, these horses by not running them more often?

It doesn't seem horses have ever been predatory. They preferred to just run away, hence the evolution from having a bunch of toes to just one on each foot, and then learning how to run away, fast, and together. "DAMN," the big-toothed furry killer said. "I'll never catch him!"

And they have "elastic" strength. In stride, the mere momentum just flings the toe and ankle forward to put the bottom of the leg in position to hit the ground, dig in, and start a new stride. They don't actively step, it just happens.

The huff and puff? Hoomf hoomf? "Their stride and their breathing are linked one-to-one," the British guy said. When their front legs hit the ground, they fully exhale. When their front legs are in the air, they fully inhale, as they must. Wait just a doggone Turcotte! Just imagine how great Secretariat was at that at an accelerated syncopation at probably 43 miles per hour plus. When Chick Anderson said "He is running like a tremendous MACHINE," he really was!

The British guy said a horse's lungs, running, are like "pistons." Ribs locked, with air in, as the feet hit the ground, it's a total exhale. Cycling to inhale with feet in the air. "The faster he goes, the less time he has to breathe." It would render us unconscious, he said.

In a race, a horse's blood gets acidic, so he metabolizes energy without oxygen, they said. And, the horse gets euphoric, high. Did you see Secretariat make that lead? He must have played every album in his collection and snarfed all the Vienna sausages in the house from the end of the backstretch to the wire!

That's why, after a race, win or lose, the jockey canters out the horse two more furlongs or more. To make it easier on him or her, restore the balance. I did know that.

We learned that horses trust people, when deserved. We saw a real cowboy teach a horse, in the span of one morning, to take a saddle. Not by bucking with grinning Little Joe guffawing at the rail, but by showing the animal he wouldn't be hurt and enlisting the help of another horse. Kind. Gentle. Saddled. And a woman who brought back a more-than-endangered species of horse in Mongolia.

And putting pictures of people in front of horses, where they demurred from the picture of a mean face, attracted to a kind face. In a picture.

So the debate of whether a horse is stupid as dirt, or one of the smartest creatures on Earth? If I get on Jeopardy! with Goldikova, I will just concede.

"What is - No Chance?"

In all honesty, which we are around here, I almost accepted that my diet in 2019 would be nothing but Apathy Burgers, unless they were recalled. Here we go again. Tom E. Motion, ankle deep in nothing to hook on to. Drifting like a steward's inquiry.

But now, I'll understand how these horses really do run around the track, I won't trash my pick who finished sixth, because I know he did his best, and I can check the oxygen levels in The Form. Not really, that's yet to come.

When Anthony Rizzo, as in all the commercials for the Cubs Convention, stands at the plate and absolutely and clownishly styles that fly ball, he's a real he-man you know, I'll know my horse really is giving everything he's got.

Everything. Everything. For oats.

I just got jazzed on the new season, and the Pegasus looks intriguing.

I got to game it, for Cathy, my late horseplayin' mother, the Beachwood, and Eleanora Poultice. Never let it be said!

2019 sports? You'll know where to find me.


Tom Chambers is our man on the rail. He welcomes your comments.

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The [Tuesday] Papers

I'm going to catch up today with the final Tribune editorial board session from last week, but first, a few other items from the campaign trail.

1. Paulmentum!™

Paul Vallas had a good week last week with his profusion of ideas to shore up the city's finances in conjunction with policy initiatives that made the rest of the candidates look like pikers. But he has yet to be challenged (to my knowledge) on his charterization of New Orleans' schools and I still don't see where his votes come from. Still, an up arrow.

2. Falling Frontrunners.

Toni Preckwinkle and Susana Mendoza continue to not impress - though we ought judge them on their long records as well as their campaign prowess (or lack thereof). Still, down arrows.

3. God No.

4. Garry McCarthy Is The Least Likely Candidate To Unite The City.

"Former Chicago police superintendent and mayoral candidate Garry McCarthy compared the city's police union to segregation-era policing in Alabama during a South Side mayoral forum celebrating the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., drawing accusations of over-the-top pandering from some of his opponents," the Tribune reports.

"During the event Sunday at Chicago State University in Roseland, McCarthy was asked to react to a Cook County judge's sentencing of former officer Jason Van Dyke to a little under seven years in prison for the police murder of Laquan McDonald and to offer what changes to improve policing he would make in an upcoming new contract for the Fraternal Order of Police. McCarthy did not offer specific changes to the contract, but did compare the union to an era of policing in the Jim Crow South that frequently saw officers unjustly beat and jail African-Americans.

"The FOP has to come into the 21st century. They can't be operating like it's 1950 in Birmingham, Alabama," McCarthy told the audience of about 100 people, nearly all of whom were black. "They have to understand that the world has changed. They have to recognize it and move forward."

Okay, I'm not sure McCarthy is wrong, but he's definitely the wrong messenger. While I remember McCarthy talking more about root causes of crime than his critics ever seemed to listened to or will give him credit for, I don't remember him trying to reform the CPD's culture in any way. (And don't get me started on the CPD's black hole of transparency; only CPS rivals it in terms of dodging FOIAs. Someone should ask Garry about that.)

It's also a bizarre thing to say given what came next:

As for the Van Dyke sentence, McCarthy told the audience, "The bottom line is the system right now is what it is, and we have to accept the decisions that we've gotten, whether it's good, bad or indifferent."

If he's saying we have to respect the rule of law, well, maybe - maybe not! But sheesh. That is brutal.

And then McCarthy dissembled.

Asked after the event whether he was suggesting the Chicago Fraternal Order of Police was racist by comparing the organization to Birmingham cops during segregation, McCarthy replied, "No, I was not."

How could that not have been what McCarthy was saying?

"I was saying they have to modernize what they're doing. I was talking about old school police union stuff," McCarthy explained. "I said they have to come into the 21st century. It means old school police union politics."

What, Birmingham is known for its . . . police union politics?

When you invoke 1950s Birmingham on MLK Day, you are invoking one thing.


"It pains my heart to think about the polarization that still exists in this country and is getting worse," McCarthy said. "Unless we have these difficult conversations, we're not going to address the problems that all stem from race and the social economic divide and the policies that created that on purpose, whether it's slavery, segregation, Jim Crow, black codes, red lining, mass incarceration, you name it. And we have to stop hollering at each other, because what makes us the same is more important than what makes us different."

McCarthy keeps calling for "difficult conversations" but we've been having those conversations forever. Now is the time for difficult actions.


"Those remarks and McCarthy's Birmingham comment drew a rebuke on stage from former Chicago Public Schools CEO Paul Vallas, who alluded to the fact that the U.S. Justice Department found the police under McCarthy's direction in both Chicago and Newark mistreated African-American residents, resulting in two federal consent decrees to force policing reforms.

"After two consent decrees, you don't get to lecture us on how you're going to become Abraham Lincoln," Vallas said.

Paul Vallas, everyone!


"Afterward, Vallas said he could no longer bite his tongue after repeatedly hearing McCarthy's comments about race at various forums.

"I rarely, if ever, respond to what someone has said at these forums, but I just had to respond to that. There have been two consent decrees in two cities," he said. "He's pandering. That's why he goes to these events and says we don't need more cops, we don't need a police academy. He's pandering that's what he's doing."

Call 911, because Paul Vallas is on fire.


"He says what he says in these kind of audiences to talk about race, and people often don't know the history of the candidates sitting up there," Lightfoot said of McCarthy. "He is trying to have it both ways, because what he says now - and maybe he's had an epiphany and has been converted - is certainly different than his track record here and in Newark. Black folks in Chicago and Newark suffered, suffered at the hands of police departments run by Garry McCarthy. That's just a fact."


So the last session of the Trib's editorial board debates featured Lightfoot, McCarthy, Jerry Joyce and Amara Enyia. I tweeted my running commentary at #TribEndorse and #ChiMayor19 from @BeachwoodReport. It was a bit of a dud, honestly. But here are some extra notes I made:

-> Joyce said he got into the race because of rising crime, even though I don't think it's rising anymore. He cited a CNN piece about or by a person from Chicago moving to Nashville to get away from the crime here. I couldn't find that piece, but I know that in September it was reported that "Tennessee's violent crime rate continues to rise and is outpacing the national rate according to the newest data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation . . . In Nashville, the numbers of violent crimes reported to the FBI by Nashville Metro Police also saw an uptick compared to recent years. According to the report, Metro PD reported 6,661 violent crimes in 2017, an increase of 180 compared to 2016. The totals were the highest since 2011's 6,672 reported to the FBI. "

And like Chicago, Nashville tends to fall in the top 25 in murder rates. I'd drill down further, but what's the use.

-> Lightfoot said she pushed Rahm Emanuel to speak about the policing issues she learned about while chairing his task force on police reform, but "that was for naught."

-> McCarthy said he got into the race because more and more people kept asking him to do so. Also: "I wasn't getting any juice out of what I was doing [in private industry]."

-> Amara said she had worked at the top levels of government. Well, she was the interim village manager for University Park once, but other than that, not so sure.

-> On the clearance rate . . .

McCarthy: Two chief of detectives with 60 years of experience were fired.

Lightfoot: Because they covered up a murder!

McCarthy: No they didn't!

Lightfoot: Come on!

-> Amara notes the city's longstanding trickle-down economic development philosophy: Directing resources downtown and somehow some crumbs (my word) will find their way to the neighborhoods. Agree, and yet another case where local Democrats behave like national Republicans.

-> Joyce's theory is that massive foreclosures caused black residents to flee; then we had fewer perps and crime went down. As a result, the detective division was decimated, and then crime went back up. The only part of this that seems true is that no one seems to talk about the foreclosure crisis as a reason why the city has lost so many African Americans.

-> McCarthy says 80 percent of the ideas contained in President Obama's task force report on 21st century policing came from Chicago's own plan.

-> Joyce to McCarthy: You're going to take credit for what's going on in New York City today but not take credit for what's going on here today? (McCarthy takes credit for declining New York City crime rates because he "ran" the city's crime strategy for seven years, but refuses to take the blame for anything crime-related in Chicago since he was fired as police chief.)

-> McCarthy doesn't like how the consent decree/DOJ report "castigated our training," saying it exceeded state standards. Lightfoot: "Gary, that's just not true."

-> On retaining current police chief Eddie Johnson, Lightfoot demurs, saying she knows firsthand how few strong candidates are out there. (She led the search that returned three candidates to Rahm; he dismissed them all and promoted Johnson instead. Johnson had not applied for the job.) Joyce disagrees, saying he thinks "there are dozens" who could do the job - just from inside the CPD alone! He thinks the police chief should be someone who has patrolled Chicago.

Capsules . . .

Lightfoot: Lightfoot won me over with her work on the task force and what she's been talking about since, and I was rooting for her in the early-going when just a few folks dared challenge Rahm. I've found her campaign disappointing, though. She certainly has a lot to offer the city in some capacity, but she hasn't shown broad appeal on an array of issues that shows she's ready to step up to the big chair.

McCarthy: Gawd.

Joyce: See McCarthy.

Amara: Amara is certainly talented and smart, by some definitions, but I'm still waiting for a fuller vetting to answer a whole host of questions I have about her, because some things don't add up. Let's face it, without Chance the Rapper, she'd be dead in the water by now. Her rhetoric is full of pleasing activist lingo, but she sort of glides above it all without revealing any of the knowledge or experience she's gained from all of her international municipal consulting. Demand the receipts, kids.


New on the Beachwood . . .

The Political Odds
Updated to reflect recent developments.


How Central American Migrants Helped Revive The U.S. Labor Movement
"For one, Guatemalan and Salvadoran immigrants have helped expand the U.S. labor movement, organizing far-reaching workers rights' campaigns in migrant-dominated industries that mainstream unions had thought to be untouchable."

This is really interesting, people.


RCA Drops R. Kelly
About two decades too late, but whatevs.


AOC vs. Sorkin
West Wing writer advises hopeful youth to behave like heartless adults.


Illinois Could Recover $1.3 Billion Lost To Corporate Tax Loopholes
Federal reforms have failed to address tax dodging, but Illinois can take action on its own.


Recall! Chicken Skewers
Red Chili Orange, to be exact.


Beachwood Sports Radio: Bears, Cubs Hangovers
Both teams and their fans suffering, but in very different ways.


Old Town School Teachers Win Union Election
Will join Illinois Federation of Teachers.


Slow TV: Chicago
Scandinavian style.


TrackNotes: Here We Go Again
God Almighty, and I'm not a religious person in the base human organizational sense, a horse will tell you how difficult it is to carry a person two miles at top speed. But he'll do it again any time you ask him!


Chicagoetry: The Umpteenth Ward
Whole precincts of voters write in the same hand!


SportsMonday: The Nuclear (Non-) Call
And helmet first, for goodness sake!



Nice person(s) left hats, scarves, and gloves around Grant park for people in need from r/chicago





CHECA QUIEN VA A LOS TORNEOS NACIONALES!! eliminatorias en chicago solo 5 pudieron


A sampling.

The Civil Rights Movement Photographer Who Was Also An FBI Informant.


The NFL's Obesity Scourge.


Can This Man Identify Fake Jackson Pollocks'?


An SIU Physicist's Theory Is Confirmed.


A sampling.






The Beachwood McRibTipLine: For the win.

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AOC vs. Sorkin

After West Wing producer and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin lectured the bold freshman class of congressional Democrats to "stop acting like young people" in a CNN interview on Sunday - remarks that were quickly interpreted as a call to move right - Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) responded that the progressive policies championed by young Democrats aren't mere "trends" with no real-world consequences.

Sorkin went on to tell CNN's Fareed Zakaria that he believes "there's a great opportunity here, now more than ever, for Democrats to be the non-stupid party. To point out the difference, that it's not just about transgender bathrooms" and that Democrats should show the country that "we haven't forgotten about the economic anxiety of the middle class," which is nice, but seems to reinforce the debunked notion that Trump voters are economically anxious instead of racist.

Sorkin's unsolicited advice to young congressional Democrats - who, in just a short period of time, have helped push bold solutions like a Green New Deal and a 70 percent tax rate into mainstream political discussion - was widely panned by progressives, who characterized the screenwriter's comments as a sad attempt to shoot down the party's surging left-wing energy.

Charlotte Clymer of the Human Rights Campaign added:

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January 21, 2019

Slow TV: Chicago

Scandinavian style.


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How Central American Migrants Helped Revive The U.S. Labor Movement

In the United States' heated national debate about immigration, two views predominate about Central American migrants: President Donald Trump portrays them as a national security threat, while others respond that they are refugees from violence.

Little is said about the substantial contributions that Central Americans have made to U.S. society over the past 30 years.

For one, Guatemalan and Salvadoran immigrants have helped expand the U.S. labor movement, organizing far-reaching workers rights' campaigns in migrant-dominated industries that mainstream unions had thought to be untouchable.

Migrants And Unions

More than 1 million Salvadorans and Guatemalans came to the United States between 1981 and 1990, fleeing army massacres, political persecution and civil war.

Since the 1980s, I have researched, taught and written about this wave of migrants. Back then, President Ronald Reagan warned apocryphally that Central America was a threat to the United States, telling Congress in 1983 that "El Salvador is nearer to Texas than Texas is to Massachusetts."

Just 2 percent of Salvadorans and Guatemalans received asylum in the 1980s - so few that a 1990 class action lawsuit alleging discrimination compelled the U.S. government to reopen tens of thousands cases. Today, about 10 to 25 percent of their asylum petitions are granted.

Then, as now, many undocumented immigrants in the U.S. worked in agriculture or service industries, often under exploitative conditions. Unionization barely touched these sectors in the 1980s.

More broadly, the bargaining power of labor unions was suffering under Reagan, whose presidency started with his firing of 11,0000 striking air traffic controllers. Downsizing and outsourcing at American companies in the 1980s also eroded union membership and pushed wages down.

Many Guatemalans and Salvadorans were veteran community organizers. They had faced down government terror to participate in unions, peasant leagues, Catholic social justice campaigns or indigenous rights initiatives - all currents in 1980s revolutionary Central America.

Drawing on these experiences, many Central American immigrants began to organize in their U.S. workplaces, demanding higher wages and safer conditions.

Salvadorans Led Justice For Janitors Win

Salvadoran immigrants in California were pivotal in Justice for Janitors, a pioneering low-paid workers' movement that inspired today's $15 minimum wage campaign.

camigrants1.jpgChris Pizzello/AP

Justice for Janitors began in Los Angeles in 1990. It aimed to reverse the wage drops that janitors suffered over the past decade.

Rather than do battle with the small subcontractors that hired cleaning crews for big office buildings, Justice for Janitors targeted the corporations that owned those buildings. Led by experienced Salvadoran unionists - some of whom had fled death squad violence back home - the movement used non-violent civil disobedience and strikes to expose exploitative labor practices.

Speaking out could be dangerous. Police once clubbed participants at a peaceful march through LA's Century City neighborhood on June 15, 1990. Undocumented workers feared deportation.

But it worked. Janitors in LA won a 22 percent raise after their 1990 citywide strike, showing mainstream labor unions that even the city's most marginalized workers - undocumented Central Americans, many of them women - had real organizing power.

Over the next decade, some 100,000 janitors nationwide joined the campaign, under the banner of the Service Employees Industrial Union. The movement negotiated contracts that increased wages and health benefits for janitors across the U.S.

Guatemalans Defended Florida Farmworkers

Hundreds of thousands of people fled Guatemala during the early 1980s, escaping a genocidal army campaign against indigenous communities that left entire regions of its highlands charred and empty.

Roughly 20,000 of these Guatemalan refugees - many of whom spoke indigenous Mayan languages - landed in Florida in 1982, finding work in sweltering tomato farms and citrus groves.

tomatopickers.jpgLuis M. Alvarez/AP

Up to 90 percent of the fresh tomatoes in U.S. supermarkets comes from Florida.

Working conditions in the state's tomato fields were dismal in the 1980s. Migrants earned just 40 cents per 32-pound bucket of tomatoes picked. Some were forced by armed guards to work against their will, as a 1997 court case about the use of slave labor in Florida's tomato fields exposed.

In 1993, Guatemalan immigrants joined with Florida's Haitian and Mexican farmworkers to form the Coalition of Immokalee Workers, a community-worker alliance that began in the basement of a local church in Immokalee, Florida. It used strategies common to Latin American protest movements, including street theater and socially conscious radio broadcasts, to unite Florida's agricultural workers.

After five years of work stoppages, hunger strikes and marches, Florida's tomato pickers won wage increases of up to 25 percent. A multiyear nationwide boycott of Taco Bell convinced the fast food chain in 2005 to increase the earnings of farmworkers who supply its ingredients. Other fast food giants followed suit.

In 2015, the Immokalee coalition launched the Fair Food Program, an industry-wide agreement with Florida tomato growers to promote strict health and safety standards and allow outside monitors to oversee working conditions.

In 2015, President Barack Obama gave the Coalition of Immokalee Workers the Presidential Award for Extraordinary Efforts in Combating Modern Day Slavery.

Guatemalans Organized North Carolina Poultry Plants

As Guatemalan migrants spread across the South during the late 1980s, recruited by labor contractors in other states, they soon became a powerful organizing force in North Carolina, too.

Case Farms - a poultry company that supplies KFC, Taco Bell, Boar's Head and the federal school lunch program - was a notoriously dangerous place to work. Safety regulations were routinely ignored to increase output, and workers suffered serious injuries - including losing limbs to cutting machines.

In 1990, the Guatemalan immigrants at Case Farms' plant in Morganton, North Carolina, organized a union drive.

poultryworkers.jpgNati Harnik/AP

As labor historian Leon Fink describes in his book The Maya of Morganton: Work and Community in the Nuevo New South, Guatemalan poultry workers drew on prior organizing experiences back home - including coffee plantation strikes and Mayan pride movements - to organize workers.

After five years of walkouts, marches and hunger strikes, the Case Farm workers in 1995 voted to join the Laborers' International Union of North America. The company refused to negotiate, however, and the union pulled out of contract talks after six years.

In 2017, Sen. Sherrod Brown of Ohio challenged Case Farms to explain its alleged violations of U.S. law, after a New York Times and ProPublica investigation exposed ongoing abusive labor practices there.

These unionization stories show Central American migrants in a new light - not as criminals or victims, but as people who've helped make the U.S. a safer place for workers.

Elizabeth Oglesby is an associate professor of Latin American Studies and Geography at the University of Arizona. This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license.


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RCA Drops R. Kelly

Sony severed ties with R. Kelly last week in the wake of the Lifetime docuseries Surviving R. Kelly, which details Kelly's decades of sexual abuse perpetrated against young Black women and girls, and those in the music industry who have not only enabled him, but profited from him.

The announcement comes following a rally outside of Sony Music's headquarters last Wednesday with members of #MuteRKelly, Black Women's Blueprint, Care2, Color of Change, CREDO, Girls for Gender Equity, NOW-NYC and UltraViolet. The groups delivered over 217,000 signatures to RCA's Manhattan offices, imploring the label to drop Kelly.

Rebecca Gerber, Senior Director of Engagement at Care2, issued the following:

"It's long past time that Sony Music took a stand for black and brown girls and put a check on R. Kelly and his horrific abuse of young girls, which went on for decades with impunity.

"Black women have stood at the forefront of this fight, and for nearly two years, Care2 is proud to have worked with the #MuteRKelly founders, Oronike Odeleye and Kenyette Barnes, and countless others to hold RCA accountable for its continued partnership with Kelly. We applaud the label for taking the right step in the face of public outcry over its ties to him, and implore other corporations and artists to do the same.

"R. Kelly is a serial sexual predator and has no place in the music industry - or in any industry."

Care2's petition calling on Sony to drop Kelly has been live since July 2017, and has garnered over 110,000 signatures.


Previously: After Premiere Of Surviving R. Kelly Docuseries, Nearly 75,000 Renew Call For Sony And Live Nation To #MuteRKelly.


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SportsMonday: The Nuclear (Non-) Call

So about that call . . .

It wasn't just that at a critical juncture of Sunday's NFC championship game, the Ram nickelback named Nickell (Robey-Coleman) committed pass interference that wasn't called.

He committed nuclear pass interference! It should've been a spot foul and 15 yards!

Actually, it would have been a spot foul and half the distance - and of course an automatic first down. The Saints would have used to the resulting three plays to bleed out just about all of the clock before attempting a short, almost certainly game-winning kick. But it wasn't called and soon the Rams rallied to tie the game in the waning seconds of regulation and then earned a 26-23 overtime victory and a trip to the Super Bowl.

For a couple paragraphs, let's return to this name and position thing. Robey-Coleman, who stands all of 5-feet-7, is the classic third, or slot corner. He is just like the Bears' Bryce Callahan, who is the same height. Just this season, players like these moved up to starting status without doing anything.

There was a collective realization that when teams play nickel defense (which refers to playing a fifth defensive back instead of a third linebacker) more often than the classic 3-4 or 4-3 (linemen-linebackers), nickelbacks no longer qualify as subs. So Nickell isn't just a nickelback, he's a starter.

In a quick search, I couldn't find a story that addressed the wacky coincidence of this first name meeting this position. I did find a nice story about Robey-Coleman's last name. It turns out he hyphenated it in 2016 as a tribute to his mother, who had died of a heart attack in 2010 and has served as an inspiration to him ever since.

Anyway, Robey-Coleman has apparently done enough good things in his life that he received about as a big a break as a defensive back can get when he wasn't flagged for running over Saints receiver Tommylee Lewis before the pass got there. And doing so helmet first for goodness sake! (Local angle alert! Lewis played his college ball at Northern Illinois.)

Now is usually the time when sports observers who at least try not to be meatballs say things like, "Yes, that was a terrible call but the Saints had many other chances to make plays that would have won this game either late in regulation or in overtime." And that is true.

But fans are still stuck in the first couple phases (anger, sadness) of grief this morning. As someone who usually just wants the best team to win when my team isn't playing, the main thing I'm still feeling this morning is it sucks that the Saints got jobbed so obviously. Saints fans may never get out of this stage. At least they won't until their team contends for a championship again.

There will be calls for the NFL to subject more calls to replay review, but come on. If we saw anything in both games Sunday it was that there are already enough reviews. More could result in a handful of critical calls being changed but at the cost of a ton more reviews. No thank you.

My son Noah pointed out that the main thing the NFL could do is to finally step up and hire full time officials (the guys in the stripes are part-timers). It is well past time for this incredibly rich league to do that but don't hold your breath.

And now we who are not Saints fans move on and look forward to two weeks of Super Bowl hype. Surely that will be enough time for some intrepid reporter to do a story about how Nickell ended up playing where he plays.


Jim "Coach" Coffman welcomes your comments.

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Chicagoetry: The Umpteenth Ward

The Umpteenth Ward
"Forget It, Jake. It's Chinatown."

Every January morning here
The light is all vertical,
Shooting low from a late rising sun,
A seething head poking out of its lair,

Nervous like a fugitive.

Every January morning here
Is a month of Sundays in Iceland.
The air is still, the clouds grey,
But the expressway

Is filled and electric trains choogle on.
Denizens of the city-state

Scheme on through the arctic
Dreamscape. A surreal vernacular reigns:
Clocks melt, locomotives emerge
From fireplaces, rivers flow backwards,

Children's shadows stretch across
The whole width of a street.
Steam rises from every nook,
Grey snow mirrors the grey clouds

Like the lake will mirror a clear sky.

Whole precincts of voters
Write in the same hand!
Marvels of an alternative universe
Almost anywhere else. Almost.

Suits with apples for heads -
Jaunty bowlers for a crown -
Smoke pipes that aren't pipes.
Invisible meter maids,

Phantom pothole fillers,
Grandfathered train-spotters
With six-figure pensions.
"This is not a bribe"

But at least voter turnout
In the cemeteries
Is at an historic low.


J.J. Tindall is the Beachwood's poet-in-residence. He welcomes your comments. Chicagoetry is an exclusive Beachwood collection-in-progress.


More Tindall:

* Chicagoetry: The Book

* Ready To Rock: The Music

* The Viral Video: The Match Game Dance

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 9:29 AM | Permalink

January 18, 2019

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #235: Bears, Cubs Hangovers

Both teams and their fans suffering, but in very different ways. Including: There Is No There There; So, A Chiefs-Saints Super Bowl!; Manny Mania; Wrong Way Ricketts Wrecking Ball; Boiberg; and Bleak Blackhawks.



* 235.

1:35: Bears Hangover.

* Coffman: Parched.

* Bald Guy In A Visor?

* Matt Nagy Said He Has Spoken To 'Really Good Kid' Kareem Hunt, Praises Him.

* People Saw Right Through Kareem Hunt's Apology Interview On ESPN.

* Bears Defense Will Have Almost Entirely New Coaching Staff In 2019.

* 4 Changes To Expect For Bears Defense Under Chuck Pagano.

25:19 So, A Chiefs-Saints Super Bowl!

* Take the chalk.

30:32: There Is No There There.

* Oh, Oakland.

* The Fightin' 47th.

* Vince Vaughn, Olin Kreutz & Michael Jordan.

* The Oakland White Sox.

40:45: Manny Mania.

* Wallenstein: "[T]here appear to be some simple facts - aside from the millions of dollars - that point to Machado coming to the South Side. Stated another way, if the Sox don't land Machado, they just don't have the glamour and pizzazz to attract a player of his caliber."

* Get Pollock!

53:43: Wrong Way Ricketts Wrecking Ball.


* Theo: Luxury Tax Not Dictating Cubs' Offseason vs. Forbes: Cubs Ownership Needs To Answer For Sudden Financial Restrictions.

* Theo Didn't Really Want To Fire Davis, According To Multiple Sources.

1:18:00: Boiberg.

1:08:11: Bleak Blackhawks.




For archives and other Beachwood shows, see The Beachwood Radio Network.


Comments welcome.

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Old Town School Teachers Win Union Election

At a celebration Wednesday night, teachers from the Old Town School of Folk Music announced that votes have been tallied and an overwhelming majority have elected to form a union, joining the Illinois Federation of Teachers.

"We are thrilled! Today the teachers of the Old Town School of Folk Music have honored the institution's rich history by voting to form a union with the Illinois Federation of Teachers," said Lindsay Weinberg, an Old Town School teacher of piano, guitar, and voice for 13 years.

"We've known all along that the Old Town School teachers form a strong and passionate community, but it's so exciting to see that truth in action through this vote to unite so we can strengthen the school as one collective body," Weinberg said. "Our group came together fueled by a desire to do what's right, to support our organization's rich community, and to preserve its soul. It is because of our commitment to the OTSFM mission and the culture and history of the American folk music tradition that we are taking this step."

Chris Walz, who has taught guitar, banjo, and mandolin for 22 years, said, "Sixty years after the school's founding, a small group of teachers wondered if organizing themselves would be the best way to help that school and the teachers move forward towards the next sixty years. Tonight's union vote makes it official. I am so encouraged by the number of true believers in the teaching staff who voted for our union in order not only to benefit themselves and their working conditions, but the overall health and future of the Old Town School of Folk Music. We look forward to working together with the administration toward our shared, positive future."

John Mead, a guitar and ensemble teacher for more than a decade, was similarly excited: "It's a thrill to realize how much we've accomplished and to know that organizing and working collectively is still a powerful political tool. I look forward to the work we'll do as we continue to strengthen our community through an officially sanctioned union."

Lyn Cole, who has been a dance teacher for 18 years, said her students supported for the organizing effort. "My students and I are ecstatic at the possibilities that our union will bring."

The teachers began their organizing drive in November 2017 with support from local workers' rights group Arise Chicago. OTTO decided the best way to address issues at the school was through union representation with the IFT, which also includes K-12 and higher education members in the Chicago area and throughout the state.

Results of the vote will now be submitted to the National Labor Relations Board for certification.

Rev. C.J. Hawking, executive director of Arise Chicago said: "Forming a union is the DNA of the School and will help secure its future."

"Old Town School of Folk Music is one of the greatest cultural institutions in one of the greatest cities in America," said Dan Montgomery, president of the Illinois Federation of Teachers and a high school English teacher. "When it started, Studs Terkel, Pete Seeger and others were labor organizers, traveling the country, singing for the rights of working people. There's no better place to form a union than here and now. On behalf of the 100,000 members of the IFT, we proudly welcome them to our union and look forward to many years fighting and singing together for the future we all deserve."


Comments welcome.

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January 17, 2019

The [Thursday] Papers

So I watched - on Facebook Live! - the mayoral forum this morning at Whitney Young High School and this afternoon at the Tribune, the last in their series this week. I tweeted my commentary at #WYHSForum, #WYHSDebate, #ChiMayor19 and #TribEndorse from @BeachwoodReport.

Near the end of the Trib session the judge in the Jason Van Dyke cop conspiracy trial released her (absurd) decision.

Now I'm in Bucktown for another Weekend at Benny's - long-time (and even mid-time) readers know what this is about. New readers will soon learn!

I have some additional notes besides my tweets on the mayoral forums. I'm going to work on putting them together now and post them here in a bit, so there will be a column. You can see them below this photo of Benny's tail.


Benny is shy today. That's his tail as he hides out in the litter box area.



First, I can hardly let the candidates' praise of Whitney Young High School principal Joyce Kenner go without noting how undeserving she is of any civic acclaim - much less how undeserving she is of still holding her job. From the Beachwood vault:

February 25, 2008:

"The youngest son of NBA legend Michael Jordan entered Whitney Young Magnet High last fall under a little-known loophole that gives principals of Chicago's elite-eight college prep schools wide-ranging discretion - on top of new powers they could get this week," the Sun-Times reports.

"Marcus Jordan was a junior-year transfer.

"That means he never had to sit through the freshman admission test that eighth-graders take for Chicago's college prep high schools. He was exempt from being judged by a mathematical formula involving tests, attendance and grades that is used by Young and seven other CPS college preps to decide freshmen admission.

"Instead, as a transfer, Marcus' fate was left up to the principal of Young, an academic and basketball powerhouse.

"'Transfers into selective-enrollment high schools are entirely principal discretion,' said CPS spokesman Michael Vaughn."

Whitney Young Principal Joyce Kenner put it this way: "[The Jordan family] has done a great deal for this city."

And this city has done a great deal for the Jordans. We made him rich and famous; rich and famous enough, in fact, to clout his kid into a magnet school.

August 25, 2009:

Anthony Beale is now the second alderman to admit he made a phone call to the principal of Whitney Young to get his daughter into the school, the Sun-Times reports.

"You're talking about an A-minus student," Beale said.

Yes. But was this straight-A student left out of Walter Payton Prep because of a similar call?


It gets better.

"[Whitney Young Principal Joyce] Kenner said she had a 'personal relationship' with Beale, whom she knew as a baseball coach when her son was playing baseball. 'When he called me, it wasn't about him being a political figure,' Kenner said."

It was about her personal relationship with Beale.

I don't know which is worse.


Similarly, Kenner didn't know Ald. Ricardo Munoz as an alderman when he called her to get his daughter into her school. "She knew Munoz as the father of a boy her son played basketball with."


It gets better.

"I try not to be political at all,'' Kenner said. "If you ask me how many aldermen there are, I don't even know."

The principal of Whitney Young doesn't know how many aldermen there are?


And finally:

"Even Michael Jordan, whose youngest son by-passed the usual admission process by transferring to Whitney Young as a junior in 2007, did not contribute [money] to the school, Kenner said."

March 22, 2010:

"In 2008, former U.S. Sen. Braun sought help for two students, though she said Monday she does not recall placing a call to Duncan's office. Pickens said she called him, seeking help getting a student into Whitney Young Magnet High School, and he asked Principal Joyce Kenner to call the former senator back.

"Braun said she called Kenner to inquire after one child's mother told her the student's application had been 'lost in a computer glitch.' Braun said Kenner told her: 'I'll take care of it.'"


"The child got into Whitney Young, despite a below-average admission score."

Also the result of a "computer glitch."

"This process is not pure, and everyone knows it," Braun said. "The process is a disaster, and quite frankly, I don't have a problem making a call. If the process were not as convoluted as it is, parents wouldn't be asking for help."

The Chicago Way: Game the process instead of fixing it.

"Kenner, who has testified under subpoena in the federal investigation, said the admissions problems are 'old news.'"

Old news to her, she knew about the list!

"'There is a new framework in place for principal discretion,' she said in her e-mail response. 'I think we have an opportunity to move on from this issue.'"

Her e-mail account refused to answer further questions.

"Burnett requested consideration of a student in 2008 whose test score did not get him into Whitney Young. The log suggests the principal offered the student future enrollment as a consolation and notes that Burnett 'was OK with that offer.'"

March 25, 2011:

"In 2009 the Whitney Young boys varsity basketball team had one of its best seasons, winning the Class 4A state title with a squad that included seven players who joined college programs," the Tribune reports.

"But the team wasn't even supposed to be in the playoffs, the Tribune has found. After its coach, Tyrone Slaughter, was found to have violated Chicago Public Schools recruiting rules, district regulations called for the team to be banned from the postseason, but officials failed to enforce that penalty.

"Slaughter received a six-game suspension and then went on to break recruiting rules again. In February he was suspended for 10 days by the Illinois High School Association after he held a team practice at a suburban middle school 23 miles from Young."

And he still has his job?

Yup, sports sure teaches character.


But this is my favorite part:

"In addition, the Tribune has learned that Joyce Kenner, the principal at Young, was found to have violated CPS policy when she admitted two basketball players in 2008 even though they did not go through the required process for selective enrollment at the magnet school. The students were on the championship team roster."

January 23, 2012:

"The Chicago Schools Inspector General has recommended that Principal Joyce Kenner be banned for life from hand-picking kids for admission to Whitney Young Magnet High," the Sun-Times reported last January.

So when candidate after candidate in their welcoming remarks slobbered over how great Kenner was, I threw up a little in my mouth. (Paul Vallas even jokingly thanked her for not running for mayor; she certainly has the graft part down.)


Now, a few notes beyond my Twitter commentary:

-> Amara Enyia standing next to Bob Fioretti was a reminder that she endorsed him over Chuy four years ago. Someone should ask her why, if she regrets doing so, and what that says about her judgement.

-> Amara again proclaims that she's an organizer, but she had four years to organize this campaign and owed $70,000 in state election board fines and had $60 in the bank before Chance the Rapper came to her rescue. What does that say about her organizing bona fides?

-> Vallas laughs at candidates who repeat on the trail how they'll use the money that would be spent on a new police academy to fund all of their own plans instead: "Throw down the mic, no police academy, problems solved!"

-> Lori Lightfoot won me over with her police task force leadership and ensuing actions, and I've kind of rooted for her a bit in this campaign, but she doesn't seem up to the job of mayor to me. That's a thought I had - and not for the first time - during this forum. It's not that anything is wrong with her, per se, like I don't have a bill of complaints against her like I do some other candidates, but mayor is a job that is bigger and broader than her experience has prepared her for thus far.

-> Amara has the rhetoric, though it's often also empty progressive-activist buzzwords without any meat on the bones, while Vallas has the nitty-gritty ideas (not big, sexy ideas, but a ton of budget and financial maneuvering), while Toni Preckwinkle has a real record of progress and position on criminal justice and education, even if she isn't the greatest campaigner in the world and definitely has her flaws.

-> Gery Chico twice attacked Preckwinkle for a quote to the Sun-Times he reads as she being against magnet and selective enrollment schools. Preckwinkle says she's only saying she supports great open enrollment schools in every neighborhood so every kid can get a great education.

I'm disappointed in Chico's campaign. As I wrote earlier this week, his previous campaigns for U.S. Senate and the mayor's office were substantive, impressive affairs. This week he seems to just be on the attack in a desperate bid for attention and traction.

Chico also exposed his key flaw in his attack against Preckwinkle: He's elitist. This was my major bone of contention with him when he was Richard M. Daley's school board president. He led the charge as much as anyone for a magnetized, selectively enrolled, charter district, and that's the opposite of where I'm at on education policy. (Vallas says that, as CPS superintendent, he magnetized every neighborhood. But the idea of strong neighborhood schools isn't to attract students from around the city, but to create strong schools right in the neighborhood! The way those of us who grew up in affluent suburbs with great schools had.)

-> Bill Daley says the school district must be right-sized, which means more school closings, because the city is shrinking and "We're not getting new kids in the system." How does this square with his campaign to grow Chicago back to 3 million people?

-> Amara does a lot of "reimagining." And I support that. Absolutely. But she rarely gets down to brass tacks. Her rhetoric is as airy as Vallas's is straight from a budget book.

-> Chico calls one student's question on neighborhood youth councils the best question he's heard in four months of campaigning. The next question is the second-best. #Pandering

-> Fioretti can never seem to think of enough to say to fill his allotted time, so when he's done he says, "Thank you," and that's the signal that he's done talking.

-> What if all of these candidates were in the city council? A council with many of these folks would be a much better and lively council than the one we have.

Okay, it's getting late, so I'm going to save the Trib session and the cop conspiracy ruling for tomorrow next week.


The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Bennylicious.

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January 16, 2019

Illinois Could Recover $1.3 Billion Lost To Corporate Tax Loopholes

Every year, corporations use complicated schemes to shift U.S. earnings to subsidiaries in offshore tax havens which helps them dodge both state and federal taxes. Reforms to end tax dodging in Illinois would reduce revenue loss by $1.3 billion, according to a new report called "A Simple Fix for a $17 Billion Loophole," released Tuesday by the Illinois PIRG Education Fund.

"When multinational businesses dodge millions in Illinois taxes, that money doesn't come out of a hat. It means either means we have less money for public priorities like education or other taxpayers end up footing the bill," said Abe Scarr, Illinois PIRG Education Fund director. "Luckily, there are ways for Illinois to even the playing field, and recover more than $1.3 billion for critical services without raising rates."

"A rational public budget has to start with the revenue base," said Ralph Martire, executive director of the Center for Tax and Budget Accountability. "This report shows how leaving important parts of the economy out of that base both makes government more regressive and makes it harder to support core public services. Fixing that should be a top priority."

For years, some corporations that do business in Illinois have dodged taxes by booking profits made in America to tax havens like the Cayman Islands, that levy little to no tax. The report, which was co-authored by Illinois PIRG Education Fund, the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, and the American Sustainable Business Council, looks at approaches Illinois can take to address this offshore tax dodging.

States have the power to use a global picture of a company's activities in order to determine how many tax dollars a state rightfully should receive. A Simple Fix details how much money each state would recover if it required companies to follow one or more standard procedures, including domestic combined reporting, tax haven list reform and worldwide combined reporting - otherwise known as complete reporting.

Combined reporting (used already by 27 states and Washington, DC, including Illinois) applies a formula to the total domestic business of a company to determine how much income a company should attribute to the state, instead of letting the company decide unilaterally how to allocate its profits (which incentivizes shifting money to low-tax jurisdictions).

Complete reporting expands the combined reporting to include the company's entire global business in order to close loopholes that allow corporations to hide profits offshore.

"Right now, responsible businesses pay their fair share of taxes, while others are allowed to dodge and avoid their fair share. That hurts everyone," said John O'Neill of the American Sustainable Business Council, which has a member network representing 250,000 businesses. "Too many companies have abandoned their moral obligation to pay the full amount they owe for the public services and infrastructure they use in our states. That means other taxpayers, including other businesses, have to pay more."

Closing loopholes that allow offshore tax dodging would lead to significant revenue gains for most states, totaling $17 billion across the country, as illustrated in the table below. By modernizing state tax codes with these simple reforms, Illinois would bring in $1.3 billion each year, level the playing field for local businesses that compete with multinational corporations, and protect honest taxpayers from picking up the tab for tax dodgers.


Previously in tax scammage:

* McDonald's Breaks Promise To Raise Wages.

* Last Year, Amazon Paid No Federal Income Taxes. Now, It's Trying To Kill A Local Tax That Aims To Help the Homeless.

* Trump Vowed To Punish Companies That Moved Jobs Overseas. Is Congress Rewarding Them?

* After Long Career Bailing Out Big Banks, Obama Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner Now Runs Predatory Firm That Exploits The Poor For Profit.

* Jeff Bezos Just Became The Richest Person Ever. Amazon Workers Just Marked #PrimeDay With Strikes Against Low Pay And Brutal Conditions.

* A Sweet New Century For America's Most Privileged.

* With Nation Transfixed By Kavanaugh Monstrosity, House GOP Votes To Give Rich Another $3 Trillion In Tax Cuts.

* Deepwater Horizon Settlement Comes With $5.35 Billion Tax Windfall.

* Offshoring By 29 Companies Costs Illinois $1.2 Billion Annually.

* Government Agencies Allow Corporations To Write Off Billions In Federal Settlements.

* The Gang Of 62 Vs. The World.

* How The Maker Of TurboTax Fought Free, Simple Tax Filing.

* $1.4 Trillion: Oxfam Exposes The Great Offshore Tax Scam Of U.S. Companies.

* How Barclay's Turned A $10 Billion Profit Into A Tax Loss.

* Wall Street Stock Loans Drain $1 Billion A Year From German Taxpayers.

* German Finance Minister Cries Foul Over Tax Avoidance Deals.

* Prosecutor Targets Commerzbank For Deals That Dodge German Taxes.

* A Schlupfloch Here, A Schlupfloch There. Now It's Real Money.

* How Milwaukee Landlords Avoid Taxes.

* Study: 32 Illinois Fortune 500 Companies Holding At Least $147 Billion Offshore.

* Watch Out For The Coming Tax Break Trickery.

* When A 'Tax Bonanza' Is Actually A Huge Corporate Tax Break.

* The Hypocrisy Of Corporate Welfare: It's Bigger Than Trump.

* Oxfam Names World's Worst Tax Havens Fueling 'Global Race To Bottom.'

* Offshore Tax Havens Cost Average Illinois Small Business $5,789 A Year.

* State Tax Incentives To Corporations Don't Work.

* GOP Tax Plan Would Give 15 Of America's Largest Corporations A $236 Billion Tax Cut.

* Triumph Of The Oligarchs.

* Amazon Short-List Proves Something "Deeply Wrong" With America's Race-To-The-Bottom Economy.

* Apple's $38 Billion Tax Payment Less Than Half Of $79 Billion They Owe.

* U.S. Surpasses Cayman Islands To Become Second-Largest Tax Haven On Earth.

* Less Than Year After GOP Tax Scam, Six Biggest Banks Already Raked In $9 Billion In Extra Profits.

* After Budget Cuts, The IRS's Work Against Tax Cheats Is Facing "Collapse."

* $6.5 Billion: A Low-Ball Estimate Of The Walton Family's Haul After 16 Years Of Bush, Obama And Trump Tax Giveaways.


Previously in The Paradise Papers:

* 'Paradise Papers' Reveal Tax Avoidance, Shady Dealings Of World's Rich And Powerful.

* Just How Much Money Is Held Offshore? Hint: A SHIT-TON.

* Development Dreams Lost In The Offshore World.

* Keeping Offshore 'Hush Hush,' But Why?

* Tax Havens Are Alive With The Sound Of Music.

* Today In Tax Avoidance Of The Ultra-Wealthy.

* Go To Town With This Offshore Leaks Database.

* The Paradise Papers: The View From Africa And Asia.

* The Paradise Papers: The End Of Elusion For PokerStars.

* The Paradise Papers: An Odd Call From The Bermuda Government.

* The Paradise Papers: Nevis Is An Offshore Haven Of Opportunity

* The Paradise Papers: The Long Twilight Struggle Against Offshore Secrecy.

* The Paradise Papers: A Fair Tax System Will Be Lost Without Public Pressure.

* Item: Today In The Paradise Papers: Through Death Threats And Scare Tactics, Honduran Reporter 'Perseveres.'

* The Paradise Papers: Journalists Flee Venezuela To Publish Investigation.

* Last Stop: Chicago.

* The Paradise Papers: 'Africa's Satellite' Avoided Millions Using A Very African Tax Scheme.


Previously in The Panama Papers:

* The Panama Papers: Remarkable Global Media Collaboration Cracks Walls Of Offshore Tax Haven Secrecy.

* The Panama Papers: Prosecutors Open Probes.

* The [Monday] Papers.

* Adventures In Tax Avoidance.

* Mossack Fonseca's Oligarchs, Dictators And Corrupt White-Collar Businessmen.

* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! They're All In It Together.

* Meet The Panama Papers Editor Who Handled 376 Reporters In 80 Countries.


Previously in carried interest, aka The Billionaire's Loophole:

* Patriotic Millionaires Vs. Carried Interest.

* The Somewhat Surreal Politics Of A Private Equity Tax Loophole Costing Us Billions (That Obama Refused To Close Despite Pledging To Do So).

* Fact-Checking Trump & Clinton On The Billionaire's Tax Break.

* Despite Trump Campaign Promise, Billionaires' Tax Loophole Survives Again.

* Carried Interest Reform Is a Sham.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 12:52 AM | Permalink

The Ex-Cub Factor

One in an occasional series tracking the movements of former Cubs.

1. DJ LaMahieu.

Now a Yankee.

2. Donn Roach.

Now a White Sock.

3. Clayton Richard.

Now a Blue Jay.

4. Anthony Bass.

Now a Red.

5. Casey Coleman.

Now a Met.

6. Justin Grimm.

Now an Indian.

7. Jon Jay.

Now a White Sock.

8. Jaime Garcia.

Now retired.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 12:48 AM | Permalink

The [Wednesday] Papers

This morning was Day 2 of the Tribune editorial board's series of mayoral candidates debates. On Tuesday, the paper brought in Bill Daley, Gery Chico, LaShawn Ford, Willie Wilson and Toni Preckwinkle. Today it was Susana Mendoza, John Kozlar, Bob Fioretti, Dorothy Brown and Paul Vallas.

I didn't tweet as much today as I did yesterday, but for the running commentary I (and others) did provide, you can check out #TribEndorse or @BeachwoodReport.

I did take fairly extenstive notes, though. Highlights:

* Susana Mendoza's team tweeted out some Ed Burke material attacking Toni Preckwinkle and Gery Chico just minutes before the debate started, perhaps anticipating the opening question would be the same as it was yesterday. But Burke didn't come up until much later in the debate.

* Mendoza's "50New" plan to target CPS's 50 most underutilized schools is perhaps so-named to contrast with Rahm Emanuel's closing of 50 schools - which Mendoza didn't oppose. (Vallas later says Mendoza's resource-rich plans shouldn't be limited to 50 schools but should be used in all schools, and makes the case that he basically did that as CPS chief in the '90s.)

* You quickly see the separation in this grouping. Fioretti and Brown are out of their depth and Kozlar shouldn't even be in the room. Even Mendoza pales in comparison to what Vallas brings to the table on this day.

* The bulk of the debate is spent on CPS, then the city budget. On CPS, Trib edit board member Kristen McQueary asks for a single game-changer, which is not typically how successful public policy is made. Also, they're running for mayor, not schools superintendent. Maybe the mayor shouldn't micromanage CPS? This is an honest question; not sure how involved a mayor should be in the school system.

* Vallas talks about magnetizing neighborhood schools. Doesn't that miss the point?

* Vallas says the only program that he's seen come close to closing the achievement gap is pre-natal to the classroom.

* Brown wants magnet schools throughout the city, which I think we already have and also misses the point of neighborhood schools? Isn't the point of neighborhood schools that they are filled with kids from the neighborhood?

* Kozlar: We don't challenge the heads of these organizations (CTU)! Um, Rahm forced a strike in his first term in a big fuck-you to the CTU, so I'd say that's ahistorical. Kozlar adds that we should pay teachers more and lower class size, which isn't exactly a challenge to the CTU. Calls for being able to attend any school in the city you want, which I think we already have, excepting selective enrollment schools.

* Vallas: To deal with CTU, lay out a five-year blueprint in the first budget, articulate vision, identify initiatives that are critical, sets parameters to negotiate. Also, strategic bargaining that never ends, continuing to meet. "I always negotiated affordable contracts."

* Mendoza: Son just started kindergarten at a CPS school in her neighborhood (Portage Park), so she's going to be a CPS parent for the next 13 years.

* Mendoza: Rahm poisoned well with the CTU strike. (Rahm has actually since acknowledged this.)

* Vallas: CPS has enough resources. Really? Even the wealthiest schools never feel like they have enough resources, and parents of some CPS schools in wealthy neighborhoods raise tens of thousands (if not hundreds of thousands) of extra dollars on the side. Is the bar for "enough resources" set lower for CPS?

Anyway, you have to respect Vallas. He has wicked policy chops; knows more about budgets and education policy in his little finger than most of the other candidates will ever know in their lifetimes. Doesn't mean I always agree with him, because I don't! But I respect his knowledge and experience.

However, I find it curiously lacking in this campaign - perhaps because he's not a frontrunner, but who actually is in this size field? - that the central question being brought to him isn't about the chartering of the entire New Orleans school district.

* You can now cross "kicking the can down the road" off your bingo card.

* Vallas has a role to play in public policy, I'm just not sure what role that is. Same with Lori Lightfoot, who I could see as, say, a deputy mayor for public safety in a Preckwinkle administration.

* Fioretti actually makes sense when talking about city council reform and reminds us of his halycon days as an alderman. That's what makes his clownishness since then so sad. And look, we all know he endorsed Rahm in 2015 so Rahm would help him retire his debt, but to do that and turn around now and talk about how bad Rahm's been (without naming him, as far as I can tell) just does not speak well of the man, and makes you wonder if he really has any principles at all outside of his own ambition. It doesn't help that since his failed mayoral run he also lost a race for state senator and county board president. You start to look foolish and desperate.

* Brown says she's a lawyer, a CPA and has an MBA, yet I'm left wondering, how the hell did she get her job, because she's . . . terrible.

* Vallas: "Opportunity zones are empowerment zones on steroids." Combine with equity TIFs (and bonding, I think) and you can turn $2 billion in equity into $10 billion in capital and I don't doubt him but I didn't quite follow, but this stuff deserves a hard look at to understand what he's talking about, even if it isn't campaign-friendly. Also, though, I've seen enough "zones" in my lifetime to know they never work.

* Vallas, after Brown talks about all the great platitudinal things we need to do: "So many plans." Heh-heh. "Let's talk about specifics." Have to give him credit, he does just that.

* Mendoza's campaign has been a disappointment. I thought she'd be a stronger candidate (and she still has a very good shot at the runoff, but that's because she comes with a built-in base of trade union and Establishment political support). She talks in platitudes and, this morning in particular but often in these forums, seems too small for the job. (That is not a pun about her short stature.)

* Mendoza: Here we go, how she had to leave the neighborhood . . . it wasn't her choice, she was 7, but it was her choice to come back.

* Vallas: "We need to talk about substantive issues, I mean, leaving when you were 7-years-old and then coming back . . . "

Thank you, Paul Vallas, for the greatest clapback of the campaign yet!

Mendoza says she's offended, and violence isn't something to be dismissive of; Vallas talks about how many funerals of kids he went to as CPS chief. Clearly he's not being dismissive of violence but of cheap political rhetoric.

* Mendoza has her set pieces but not much else. The irony is that no one is running more as a caretaker mayor than her. She wants to be mayor more than she wants to do anything in particular with the job.

* McQueary: Burke's complaint has changed the dynamic of the race. But has it? The polling I'm aware of shows a static race with Preckwinkle out front followed by Mendoza, then the rest all bunched up and a huge chunk of undecided. The Burke complaint has changed the media's focus and the subject of some candidates' attacks, but I'm not sure if it's changed the dynamic of the underlying race.

* Vallas idea: Rotate city council committee chairs.

* Editorial page editor John McCormick: "Why should I give you my vote for mayor of Chicago?" I wish someone answered, "You shouldn't, because you live in the suburbs!"

* Kozlar: "I'm surprised we didn't talk about pensions today." John must've fallen asleep for 20 minutes.

* Mendoza: "I'm running for mayor because the future of our city is at stake." Gawd. Like you have to save the city from the rest of the candidates - including the ones who were running before Rahm bowed out? You were okay with Rahm, then? (Of course she was. She was one of his biggest cheerleaders and she has to own that.)

* Finally, the proceedings opened with a (very) brief discussion of whether "comptroller" is pronounced "controller" despite the way it's spelled. Mendoza says it is. I did not know that.

This will serve as my State of the Race, Part 2. If I did capsule summaries of each of today's candidates, like I did with yesterday's, I would just be repeating what I've written above.

Oh hell, I'll do capsules.

Susana Mendoza: She's such a pol. If Donald Trump hadn't made nicknames so dishonorable, I'd call her Susana Mendacious. God I loved her when she emerged as the leading explainer of why Rod Blagojevich should be impeached. God how appalled I was when she emerged as the leading cheerleader of Rahm Emanuel when she was city clerk. (Assignment Desk: Go back and check her Twitter feed for how she fell silent during the Laquan McDonald mess.) I've already written more than once that she politicized the comptroller's office - far more than Leslie Munger did. And I would have liked it so much more if, instead of playing coy, she would've explained her mayoral run by saying, Hey, I had no idea Rahm Emanuel would step down, so of course I'm going to consider running for mayor. People would understand that. On the other hand, maybe she truly didn't decide until after she won her comptroller's race because her campaign shows no evidence of strategic thought - or even vision or a compelling reason why she's running outside of personal ambition. And her mentors are Ed Burke and Michael Madigan, and that tells you enough.

John Kozlar: On one hand, I'm all for easy ballot access. On the other hand, it doesn't serve anyone well to have to listen to John Kozlar during these things. On the other hand, I've always argued the media should give every candidate on a ballot equal time. On the other hand, I've already spent more time than I ever wanted to on John Kozlar.

Bob Fioretti: Can someone just give him an appointment or something? I mean, I'd hate to see him rewarded in some way for his behavior, but I'd also like to see him go away.

Dorothy Brown: She must really have God on her side because she keeps getting re-elected.

Paul Vallas: I dismissed Vallas's chances from the outset, though today you can see that I'm giving him a lot of praise. I still don't know if mayor is the right job for him, though (it's not, particularly at this time), and I don't see where his votes come from. I'm fascinated by the rift between him and Chico, but I get it - Chico cashed in while Vallas (in his mind) rolled up his sleeves in thankless jobs instead (he also kept needing a job). I don't like how he lives in the suburbs but rented a place in the city so he could run for mayor. Maybe he needs to go to Washington and run OMB or something.


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Little Chicago Is Burning



Strongest Opponents Of GM Foods Know The Least But Think They Know The Most.


A sampling.




The Beachwood McRibTipLine: That's about right.

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January 15, 2019

The [Tuesday] Papers

So I watched - live on Facebook! - the Tribune editorial board's first mayoral debate this morning, featuring Bill Daley, Gery Chico, LaShawn Ford, Willie Wilson and Toni Preckwinkle.

The Trib is holding a series of these, splitting up the otherwise unmanageable field of candidates into what I presume are randomly selected groupings. This is a really good idea.

You can find my running commentary - and that of everyone else - on Twitter at #TribEndorse. I also used the hashtags #ChiMayor19 and #ChicagoMayor. For times when I forgot to hashtag, you can check out @BeachwoodReport.


And with that, let's take a look at the State of the Race starting with this morning's five candidates.

Bill Daley: I still can't figure out why exactly he wants this job. Because he's bored? To reclaim his family's legacy? After all, he's a former U.S. Commerce Secretary, fancy-schmancy banker, and White House chief of staff. Does he really want to worry about what the schmos in Streets & San are up to?

Then again, I said the exact same thing when rumors first started circulating that Rahm Emanuel was considering a run in 2011.

Still, Daley has failed to articulate any sort of vision for the city - because he doesn't have one. It's not lazy to surmise we'd be getting a combination of the seventh term of Richard M. Daley and the third term of Rahm Emanuel, making Bill the most status quo candidate this side of Susana Mendoza.

This morning he defended the traditional Chicago arrangement of a supine city council in the interests of "getting things done" and claimed he didn't need to release his tax returns because he's already the most vetted candidate in the field.

And yet, I wouldn't count him out. He's raising prodigious amounts of money and has the city's most politically successful name.

All I can say is, please don't let this happen, Chicago.

Gery Chico: Chico is smart and substantive. I was impressed with his policy chops when he ran for U.S. Senate in 2004 - the race Barack Obama won - and to some extent by his mayoral campaign 2011. When it became clear that Miguel del Valle wasn't going to win that race, I pulled for Chico over Rahm, even though I thought Chico would rule much in the same way his patron Richard M. Daley ruled. I did think - and continue to think and Chico pressed again this morning - that he could be an imaginative leader. But . . .

Chico, too, is a status quo candidate. He comes from the Daley tree and while serving as a loyal Daley apparatchik at the school board, park board, as Daley's chief of staff, and other positions, he wasn't particularly memorable and certainly didn't challenge power. Well, that's not totally true - he was memorable for his partnership with Paul Vallas overseeing Chicago Public Schools, even though Vallas is sniping at him these days like nobody's business.

The problem for me is that, as school board president, he struck me as elitist and set us on the path toward the selective schools and charter system we have now that has badly damaged neighborhood schools. He also led the system into a hypertesting regime.

If it's truly way past time to focus on the neighborhoods, he's not your guy. He's a downtown attorney who has leveraged his public posts to get rich. He's basically a more interesting, less wealthy Bill Daley.

LaShawn Ford: Ford had one good go-around with Willie Wilson this morning (see Twitter for that), but otherwise appeared badly out of his depth and doesn't appear to have a serious chance of even coming close to getting into what surely will be a runoff. So why is he running? Why does he want to raise his profile at this moment?

Willie Wilson: Wilson was rude and inconsiderate this morning, as well as remaining fairly unintelligible and uninformed about not only the issues but how the city and government work in general. He has an amazing personal story and I don't want to begrudge his wealth, but he must have really had a special knack for running McDonald's restaurants to get so rich, because he otherwise is not a smart man. He is generous, but he also voted for Trump and Rauner, so go figure.

Wilson can get enough votes to create havoc and make a difference in the race (can we move to ranked-choice voting, please?), but he has almost no more business being mayor than president, which he ran for in 2016, apparently on God's instruction.

Toni Preckwinkle: Preckwinkle doesn't suffer fools easily, as the cliche goes, and it showed this morning as she was seated next to Wilson and looked exasperated for much of the debate. Preckwinkle's star has certainly dimmed from four years ago, when she passed on a chance to knock Rahm Emanuel out of office without - in my view - needing a runoff. Her flaws have really come to fore, and that has made her vulnerable as the frontrunner. But she still has the best command of the issues, the nitty-gritty experience working on them to back up her positions, and progressive positions on criminal justice and education that go beyond platitudes and would significantly re-orient the city's direction on both. Her biggest challenge may be maintaining her patience through this whole process.

As an aside of sorts, she said this morning that the now-infamous fundraiser that Ed Burke hosted for her was actually an Anne Burke production, and that she and Anne Burke have worked closely together on criminal justice issues. I'm actually not much of an Anne Burke fan either, but be that as it may.

To be continued.


New on the Beachwood . . .

The Political Odds
Updated to reflect recent developments.


The White Sox Report: Get Manny!
A deep dive suggests the only way the South Siders lose Machado to the Phils or anyone else would be their singular lack of pizzazz.


City's Administrative Hearings Department Still Sucks
Two years after the inspector general took a look, they still haven't gotten their act together.


Mailbox Fishing
"Fishing tools" and how they are used to steal mail!



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Así se prepara la mejor carne de Chicago | La Capital


A sampling.






The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Secret sauce.

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January 14, 2019

Get Manny!

Forgive me for being foolish or overly optimistic, but I, along with many Sox fans, have to believe that the White Sox's chances of signing Manny Machado are increasing by the hour.

With reports over the weekend that the Sox are offering $230 million over eight years, this is getting serious.

Of course, I have no pipeline into Manny's gray matter, nor am I privy to the inner workings of the Hahn-Williams-Reinsdorf strategy. However, there appear to be some simple facts - aside from the millions of dollars - that point to Machado coming to the South Side. Stated another way, if the Sox don't land Machado, they just don't have the glamour and pizzazz to attract a player of his caliber.

The Yankees, who inked second baseman DJ LeMathieu to a two-year, $24 million deal last week, have added a skilled player to an infield group that includes Rookie-of-the-Year runner-up Miguel Andujar, Gleyber Torres, the healing Didi Gregorius, and newly-acquired Troy Tulowitzki. With the third highest projected payroll for 2019, it appears the Yanks have removed themselves from the Manny Mania.

Which leaves the Sox and Phillies, according to just about every website, hot stove commentator, and the scribe who covers the ballclubs unless an outlier like the Giants or Cardinals sneak in to nab Manny.

The signing of Machado's wife's brother Yonder Alonso - aside from now having a Yonder and a Yolmer (as in Sanchez) on the same ballclub - was a cuddly move by GM Rick Hahn, who then landed outfielder Jon Jay, one of Manny's closest buddies in Miami.

If Manny had a teenage son, the Sox probably would let him be a fixture in the clubhouse. Wait a minute. I think they already tried that without success.

Assuming that Alonso and Jay are putting, at the minimum, gentle pressure on Machado to join them on the South Side, there are additional sensible reasons why Manny is leaning toward Chicago.

Machado's robust ego makes him desirous of a contract similar or greater than baseball's highest paid player, Giancarlo Stanton of the Yankees with his 10-year deal averaging $28.5 million annually. The Sox offer equates to $28.75 million per season, so there! Take that, Giancarlo. And no offer is final. The Sox could go longer and higher as you are about to see.

Both the Sox and Phillies are in the midst of a rebuilding process although the Phils, having finished 80-82 last season, are further along. However, they haven't had a winning record since 2011. As recently as 2017, the Phillies lost 96 games. So their process isn't so much ahead of the White Sox.

Both clubs have highly-rated farm systems with the Sox ranked third and the Phillies sixth. The strategy of tempting Machado as the veteran mentor to the likes of Yoan Moncada, Eloy Jimenez, Luis Robert and other sizzling prospects surely has been on Hahn's playlist.

The Phillies are doing their own nurturing by hiring Bobby Dickerson last week to be their third base coach. Dickerson, an infield specialist, was an influence for the young Machado in the Oriole organization both in the Dominican Republic and with the big club. And Phillies president Andy MacPhail led the front office in Baltimore when Machado debuted in 2012.

But family and friends should be a bigger draw than what the Phillies have to offer.
Machado is very familiar with the Sox ballpark, having played 17 games there with a slash line of .286/.333/.848. He's slammed five homers at The Grate (nee The Cell) and has driven in 14 runs. By comparison, in seven games in Philadelphia, his numbers are .179/.281/.674 with a homer accounting for his only RBI.

That sample size obviously is small, but both ballparks are quite similar in terms of venues advantageous for hitters. The foul poles at The Grate are 330 (left field) and 335, while they're 329 and 330 at Citizens Bank Field in Philly. The alleys are within three feet of one another at both parks while center field is 400 in Chicago and 401 in Philadelphia. Last season there were 193 home runs hit at Citizens Bank and 186 at The Grate. So that one's pretty much a toss-up.

Whether Machado plays third base or shortstop could be an issue since he came up as a shortstop before the Orioles put him at third base when J.J. Hardy was a fixture at short. The Phillies might have an advantage here if Machado is dead set on being a shortstop. However, most scouts rate Manny's defensive skills at third base superior to his play at shortstop.

Tim Anderson has made improvement at shortstop and has a decent upside going forward while last year's third baseman Yolmer Sanchez would move into a utility role, one which easily suits his ability.

The Phillies have one of their building blocks at third base in Maikel Franco, but rookie Scott Kingery was their everyday shortstop last season with a .226 batting average along with eight homers. Machado figures to play his original position if he joins the Phillies.

If it were the Cubs vs. the Phillies vying for Machado's services, the allure of Chicago over Philadelphia easily could figure into the mix. The fickle Philly fans surely would be compared to the adoring North Side denizens who would fawn over a player with Machado's credentials.

While the White Sox normally play in a half-empty stadium, they still play in Chicago, and we all know that our home is preferable to Philadelphia. That, of course, is blatant bias, but it's not a stretch to think that Manny would more likely be booed after striking out with the bases loaded in Philadelphia than on the South Side where fans are accustomed to that kind of performance.

Mentioning "half-empty," the Sox have plenty of potential to bring in much greater revenue if they sign Machado while prospects like Jimenez, who will be here by mid-April, and others join the fray. The team drew an average of 20,110 fans last season (the Phillies averaged 27,318). The average ticket cost $26.05.

An increase of 5,000 per game would account for approximately $10.5 million in additional revenue to help pay the fare for Machado. If you want to get really crazy, go back to 2006 when almost three million fans came to see the defending World Series champions. If you believe that the team could regain that kind of success, the surge in attendance would more than pay for Machado.

Of course, Manny wouldn't be the only player reaping the financial jewels of a winning ballclub. The entire payroll would blast off. But ticket sales account for only about 30 percent of a team's revenue, enabling the Sox's finances to reap rewards from all sources. According to Statista, Sox revenue in 2017 was approximately $266 million compared to the MLB average of $315 million. The potential for millions more dollars is apparent. The Sox's $71 million payroll last season was the second to lowest in MLB so they're well-positioned to give Machado what he's seeking. Jerry Reinsdorf and his investors bought the team 38 years ago for $20 million. Today it's valued at $1.5 billion. We should all be as fortunate.

The other Reinsdorf contingency in town, the Bulls, are paying Jabari Parker $20 million this season to sit on the bench. Don't tell that to Machado's agent.

Meanwhile, the Phillies are in hot pursuit of the other marquee free agent Bryce Harper. They emerged from a meeting with him in Las Vegas last Saturday feeling "optimistic" about signing him. Does that mean that they're making Machado their second choice?

Sox manager Ricky Renteria was among the Sox personnel who have met with Machado, the same Manny Machado who didn't run hard on a ground ball in last fall's NLCS. When questioned later, Machado said, "Obviously I'm not going to change. I'm not the type of player that's going to be 'Johnny Hustle,' and run down the line and slide to first base. That's just not my personality. That's not my cup of tea; that's not who I am."

Oh, gee. And he's going to play for a manager noted for creating a culture where everyone runs hard, hustles all the time, and exhibits maximum effort? Would Renteria bench Machado the first time he jogs to first base? This could be a problem.

Back in 1972 Sox manager Chuck Tanner had two sets of rules: one for superstar Dick Allen and one for the other 24 players. It worked splendidly that season as the team finished 20 games over .500. Allen hit 37 homers, drove in 113 and batted .308 and was named MVP. He saved a drowning franchise.

But things went south the next season when Allen suffered a broken leg, and he unceremoniously left the team with two weeks remaining in the 1974 season. It would be interesting to know what Renteria said to Machado when they met.

For now all we can do is wait to see where Manny lands. If it turns out to be the South Side, those ticket sales, and the money they bring in, will immediately spike.


Former Bill Veeck bar buddy Roger Wallenstein is our White Sox correspondent. He welcomes your comments.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 2:13 PM | Permalink

SportsMonday: Parkey & Pace

I knew cutting Cody Parkey would result in a salary cap hit against the Bears in 2019. I didn't know until this past week that it is a $5.1 million (!) hit. Wow, but Ryan Pace has been the most hit-and-miss general manager we've ever seen in these parts.

He was so good with his second coaching hire, his non-quarterback free agent signings (especially in 2018 but also Akiem Hicks, Danny Trevathan et al in the previous two years) and drafting in the fourth round in 2017 (Pro Bowlers Eddie Jackson and Tarik Cohen). He has been so bad evaluating kickers, quarterbacks and with at least half of the rest of his draft picks. And there haven't been nearly enough draft picks in general.

I suppose you also have to acknowledge that Pace was good at not screwing things up with the left tackle (Charles Leno) and shutdown cornerback (Kyle Fuller) he inherited.

You would think Parkey nailed the coffin shut on his Bears career with his ludicrous appearance on the Today show on Friday.

But given what he is owed, my guess is he at least gets an invite to training camp late this coming summer and if he performs best there, Parkey is the Bears' kicker going into next season.

Then again, the thing that will potentially save Pace from all of his mistakes is the ever-skyrocketing cap. It was announced late last year that next season's total per-team salary limit will be $190 million, up from $176 million. That increase is why it was so stupid of Jon Gruden to trade away Khalil Mack from the Raiders. Gruden claimed his team couldn't afford huge contracts for both its quarterback (Derek Carr) and a star pass rusher. He was clearly wrong.

And the big cap is why the Bears can actually, probably, afford to eat Parkey's salary and re-sign any of their own free agents - primarily right tackle Bobby Massie, safety Adrian Amos and nickelback Bryce Callahan - if they so choose.

The main thing is, I'm not ready to let go of reviewing the Bears' 2018-19 season (certainly not until Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace face the post-season press-conference music Monday) because there has not yet been a full accounting of all the ways the Bears choked away a glorious opportunity against the Eagles and in this post-season in general.

Did you notice what happened this past weekend? While AFC powers New England and Kansas City jumped all over their foes in the first halves and cruised to playoff victories on that side of the draw, the NFC's Rams and Saints struggled mightily before finally eking out wins against exhausted and injured squads from Dallas and Philadelphia, respectively.

Upset road wins over the Rams and the Saints and a trip to the Super Bowl were there for the taking . . . until Parkey's double-doink.

A few other factors: I would give it maybe a 30 percent chance that the Bears' defense is adversely affected in a big way by the departure of Vic Fangio and the arrival of new defensive coordinator Chuck Pagano. But this is one of the many things that people need to remember when they say, "Just wait til next year!" in the NFL. One of the things that happens from one generic season to the next is that successful coordinators leave to become head coaches.

And then there is the fact that this year's Bears team was so lucky to avoid more injuries. I think NFL announcers in general are doing a better job of not saying things like, "This team has been so plagued by injuries," because being plagued by injuries is now normal in this league. The game is too violent and too fast for there not to be numerous infirmities appearing each week for each team.

And yet the Bears took on the Eagles with just two beginning-of-the-year starters on the bench - the aforementioned Mr. Jackson and the still mysteriously groin-pulled Trey Burton (when did it happen, Bears? In the Saturday night buffet line?) That will never happen again in our Bear fan lifetimes and the fact that the Bears failed to take advantage is just so aggravating.


Jim "Coach" Coffman welcomes your comments.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 10:35 AM | Permalink

Mailbox Fishing

"Fishing tools" and how they are used to steal mail!



Mail Theft.


Opioids In The Mail.



* Vanishing Vending Machines.

* Item: Art Fraud Bust.

* Janene Gordon, Postal Inspector.

* Happy Birthday, U.S. Postal Inspection Service!

* U.S. Postal Inspection Service 2018 In Review.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 12:43 AM | Permalink

Two Years After Original Findings, Department Of Administrative Hearings Still Not Doing Job Properly

The City of Chicago Office of Inspector General has completed a second follow-up to its May 2016 audit of the Administrative Hearings' adjudication timeliness which concludes that DOAH has not fully implemented corrective actions related to the audit findings.

The original audit assessed whether DOAH used nationally recognized performance measures of clearance rate and time to disposition to assess the flow and timeliness of cases under its purview. OIG found that DOAH did not measure or set standards for clearance rates or time to disposition, and that the Department's lack of monitoring impeded its ability to identify potentially problematic backlogs and cases of unusually long duration.

OIG previously recommended that DOAH use national standards to evaluate its performance on an ongoing basis, and work with ticketing departments to identify and address underlying causes for changing trends. DOAH committed to adopting clearance-rate and time-to-disposition standards, monitoring its performance through quarterly reports, and taking appropriate action to reduce backlogs.

In August 2017, OIG inquired and concluded that DOAH had begun to implement corrective actions. In October 2018, more than two years after the original audit, OIG inquired for a second time about the status of corrective actions. While DOAH has created clearance-rate and time-to-disposition monitoring reports, the reports are not finalized, and time-to-disposition reports are still a "work in progress." OIG urges DOAH to complete the design and implementation of monitoring reports to improve the Department's ability to identify and address negative operational trends.

The full report can be found online at OIG's website.


Comments welcome.

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The [Monday] Papers

"A decade ago, when Jen Sincero was in her 40s and totally broke - flailing about in 'Loserville,' as she puts it - she decided to change her life. And she actually followed through," the Tribune reports.

Now she's a successful author. How did she do it? She became a life coach!


How To Not Be A Loser Like Me.


Actually Sincero is building a brand based on advising people to be the badasses they purportedly really are. For example, Sincero turned her life around - along with the life coaching thing - by starting a business teaching companies how to write book proposals. How bad ass is that?!


"Sincero says the following six steps can help us unlock our own inner badassery."

I'll save you the click and tell you the six steps are variations of the same things you've heard your whole life, blah blah blah.

I have my own six steps to follow to unlock your badassery, and number one is to ignore the Sinceros the world. The other five you have to pay for.


Also, it's virtually impossible to be a corporate soldier and a badass - or be a badass motivational speaker. Let's not define badass down.


"If my broke ass can get rich, you can too."

In 2011 she sold most of her possessions and spent the next three years running her business from all corners of the globe, writing, speaking, coaching and encouraging people to live lives of unbridled awesomeness.

How to get rich? Start a business teaching other people how to get rich! I think I'm qualified! No. 1: Be a badass!


Real badassery will not get you rich, sorry. That's part of being a badass.


Note: Tony Robbins never had a "real" job outside of motivational speaker. He started out at 17 telling other people how to best live their lives without the benefit of any experience of his own at doing just that. So it goes!


Programming Note
I hope to return to politics this week; I just haven't had the strength, I feel like shit every day and I think I'm dying. So we'll see!


New on the Beachwood . . .

SportsMonday: Parkey & Pace
Like his kicker, Bears GM has been the most hit-and-miss general manager we've ever seen in these parts.



Can we please get some buttons from r/chicago





Dick "The Bruiser" Afflis vs. Bill Melby | 1950s Chicago wrestling

"Here is wild wrestling match featuring Dick The Bruiser Afflis vs. Bill Melby from Fred Kohler's Chicago territory. After being thrown off the Green Bay Packers football team, Dick Afflis turned to professional wrestling."



MUST-READ: Two Towns Forged An Unlikely Bond. Now, ICE Is Severing The Connection.

This, sadly, is my favorite piece of journalism so far this year. It illustrates so much about human identity, connection, cultural transmission, and the brutal, fascist times we live in.


A sampling.







The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Low and slow.

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January 12, 2019

The Weekend Desk Report

For completists, there was no column on Thursday or Friday; reasons and things.

Check out #1Chi4All as well as @BeachwoodReport for my running commentary.


New on the Beachwood . . .

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #234: Double Doinkage

Worst Chicago sports loss ever? Including: What We Still Don't Know About Cody Parkey's Double Doink; Hero Or Heel?; Hawk Bearelsons; The Other 59:50 Of That Game; The Vic Vacancy; Another Inside Story Of The Bears Blowing It By Drafting Trubisky Instead Of Mahomes; The Meaning Of Mediocre; and Rewriting Robbie Gould!

Plus: White Sox Making Moves!; Dear Cubs Fans: Your Favorite Baseball Team Can Afford Any Free Agent It Wants; Jim Boylen Sucks, What More Do You Need To Know?; Don't Believe The Blackhawks Hype (Apparently There's Blackhawks Hype); and The Four-Part Recipe For The Oily Stew Of Dysfunction That Ousted Tom Thibodeau.


IL AG: Illinois Dioceses Massively And Abhorrently Failed Underage Sexual Assault Victims
What a sick institution.


When UW Arboretum Restoration Research Fired Up An Oscar-Winning Disney Doc
1954's The Vanishing Prairie helped spark interest in conservation science - and came with a cool poster.


Weekend ChicagoReddit

Today is the 50th anniversary of Led Zeppelin's debut album that was released on January 12, 1969! Here is a 1969 concert handbill promoting the group and others for a concert at The Kinetic Playground once located at 4812 N Clark St. from r/chicago


Weekend ChicagoGram


Weekend ChicagoTube

Eagles Mic'd Up Against The Bears.


Weekend BeachBook
A sampling.

What The Laquan McDonald E-Mails Really Showed.


Boston's Great Molasses Flood Of 1919.


Earth's Magnetic Field Is Fucked Up.


Weekend TweetWood
A sampling.








The Weekend Desk McRibTipLine: Take care of business.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 1:42 PM | Permalink

January 11, 2019

IL AG: Illinois Dioceses Massively And Abhorrently Failed Underage Sexual Assault Victims

Excerpts from December's "Preliminary Findings of the Investigation into Catholic Clergy Sexual Abuse of Minors in Illinois" from the Office of the Attorney General.

The following preliminary findings are based upon information the Office has obtained through meetings and interviews and its review of thousands of pages of documents, including information and documents provided by the Illinois Dioceses, files related to clergy sexual abuse maintained by the Illinois Dioceses, communications with survivors of clergy sexual abuse, discussions with experts on clergy sexual abuse, and discussions with law enforcement officials.

Scope of the Problem: Clergy sexual abuse of minors in Illinois is significantly more extensive than the Illinois Dioceses previously reported.

In the four months since the Office opened this investigation, the Illinois Dioceses have acknowledged that they are aware of an additional 45 previously undisclosed clergy who they deemed to be "credibly" accused of sexually abusing minors.

These additional disclosures are a direct result of the Office's investigation. With few exceptions, the dioceses have provided no adequate justification for failing to disclose these names before the Office's investigation.

* Based upon the Office's review of the Illinois Dioceses' files, the Illinois Dioceses have, in total, received allegations related to sexual abuse for approximately 690 clergy.

* The Illinois Dioceses have publicly identified only 185 clergy as having been "credibly" accused of sexual abuse. As a result, the Illinois Dioceses have received allegations of sexual abuse for more than 500 clergy that the Illinois Dioceses have not shared with the public.

Disregarding Survivors' Allegations: The Illinois Dioceses often disregarded survivors' allegations by either not investigating the allegations, or finding reasons not to substantiate the allegations.

* Of the allegations against clergy that the Illinois Dioceses have received, the Illinois Dioceses have deemed 26 percent as "credible" allegations, meaning 74 percent of the allegations were either not investigated, or were investigated but not substantiated by the Illinois Dioceses.

Each diocese has its own process for determining whether an allegation is "credible" or "substantiated." The Office is using the terms "credible" and "substantiated" to describe allegations because these are terms the Illinois Dioceses have used. While each diocese has a different process, the Illinois Dioceses all require that an allegation be deemed "credible" or "substantiated" before publishing the name of an accused clergy.

* The Office found dozens of examples where the Illinois Dioceses failed to adequately investigate an allegation of clergy sexual abuse it received from a survivor.

* Among the most common reasons for a diocese to decide not to investigate was the fact that a clergy was either deceased or had resigned from ministry when the allegation was first reported to the diocese. Dioceses failed to investigate allegations for deceased or resigned clergy even when they received allegations from multiple survivors. Failing to investigate deceased or resigned clergy ignores both the impact such a decision has on survivors seeking closure and that an investigation might lead other survivors to come forward. Failing to investigate also makes it impossible to determine whether other clergy, including those who are alive and involved with the church, helped conceal the abuse.

* The Illinois Dioceses also failed to investigate clergy who were order priests.15 Allegations related to order priests were simply referred to the order from which the priest came, even though the priest was ministering with the authority of the bishop and within the geography of the diocese. Once a referral was made, little to no follow up from the dioceses was commonplace, leaving survivors without answers or resolutions.

* a lawsuit was filed; the survivor wanted to remain anonymous; a criminal investigation was opened; and the clergy left the country. In many of these cases, information and evidence related to the alleged abuse was readily available and easily confirmed.

* When the Illinois Dioceses investigated an allegation, they frequently found reasons not to deem an allegation "credible" or "substantiated." In the Office's review of clergy files, a pattern emerged where the dioceses frequently failed to "substantiate" an allegation when it came from only one survivor, even when the dioceses had reason to believe that survivor and reason to investigate further. The dioceses also often found reasons to discredit survivors' stories of abuse by focusing on the survivors' personal lives.

* Based upon its review, the Office believes that additional allegations should be deemed "credible" or "substantiated" by the Illinois Dioceses.

* A diocesan priest is a clergy member ordained and assigned to a certain geographical region (i.e., diocese). Diocesan priests are assigned to their posts within a diocese by the Bishop, and their assignments include work at parishes within the geographical diocese. A religious order priest is a clergy member who belongs to a religious order, whose assignment is given by the Superior (akin to an executive officer) of the religious order. Religious order priests may be assigned by their Superior to serve within a diocese, but only the Bishop of that diocese may grant the order priest permission to perform various sacramental functions within the geographic region of the diocese.

Insufficient Transparency: Increased transparency is necessary to serve the Illinois Dioceses' stated goal of holding clergy accountable and promoting healing for survivors.

* Despite the Charter's call for openness and transparency, a majority of the Illinois Dioceses do not have a written policy for publishing the name of a clergy member who committed a substantiated act of sexually abusing a minor.

* Prior to the Office's investigation, only the Archdiocese of Chicago and the Diocese of Joliet had compiled and published a list of clergy who had been "credibly" accused of sexual abuse of minors. The Dioceses of Belleville, Peoria, Rockford and Springfield did not take the basic step of publishing a comprehensive list of clergy who had been "credibly" accused until the Office became involved. Even now, these lists, for the most part, remain difficult to locate on the Illinois Dioceses' websites.

* It took the Office's involvement for the Illinois Dioceses to disclose an additional forty- five clergy as having been "credibly" accused of sexually abusing minors. Remarkably, the Illinois Dioceses had been aware of nearly all of these allegations for years, in some cases decades, and the dioceses had substantiated the allegations long ago.

* Based upon its review of the Illinois Dioceses' files, the Office believes that there are more clergy in Illinois who should be listed publicly by the Illinois Dioceses as having been "credibly" accused of sexually abusing minors.

Flawed Processes and Practices: The Illinois Dioceses' response to clergy sexual abuse is not uniform across Illinois and is often inadequate.

* During its initial review of clergy sexual abuse files maintained by the Illinois Dioceses, the Office was unable to discern if any diocese in Illinois has made an effort to shine light on attempts by Church leadership to cover up and conceal allegations of clergy sexual abuse against minors. On this issue, the Catholic Church itself has yet to undertake polices to ensure accountability of its bishops for their part in covering up clergy sex abuse against minors.

* The Office found multiple examples where the Illinois Dioceses failed to notify law enforcement or DCFS of allegations they received related to clergy sexual abuse of minors.

* Each diocese uses different terms and explanations, or none at all, to indicate the evidence required for the diocese to determine whether an accused clergy did or did not commit sexual abuse against a minor. As a result, different dioceses apply different "burdens of proof." Differing burdens of proof found in the various policies include: "reasonable cause to suspect," "sufficient evidence," "sufficient possibility that an incident occurred," and "more probably true than not."

* The dioceses use different terms to define the conclusions they draw at the end of an investigation. For example, some use the term "substantiated," others use the term "credible," and others use both. Such different terminology makes it confusing for the general public to understand what conclusions to draw, further frustrating the goals of transparency and accountability.

* While the Illinois Dioceses have touted their "independent audits" as evidence that they are adequately responding to clergy sexual abuse allegations, the audits are seemingly not designed to discover clergy abuse, but rather are perfunctory, "check the box" exercises done in a routine manner by the same entity nationwide, using a process that does not appear to involve a systematic review of the contents of files or the decisions a diocese made.

Failing Survivors: The Illinois Dioceses' investigatory processes often do not realize the Charter's goal to prioritize survivor healing, particularly when conflicts of interest are present with respect to the Dioceses' own interests and liabilities.

* The Office found examples where dioceses refused to confirm for a survivor that they were not the only individual who had been abused by a specific clergy member, even though the diocese was already aware of allegations from other survivors.

* The Office found examples where a diocese received allegations from a survivor and took steps to obtain the survivor's story, only to inform the survivor later that there was nothing the diocese could do because the clergy accused of sexually abusing a minor was an order priest.

* The Office found examples where a diocese sought to discredit a survivor's allegations based upon the survivor's personal life.

* An inherent tension exists between a diocese offering support for the survivor and the diocese's fact-finding process related to confirming allegations of sexual abuse. Given the important roles clergy have within dioceses, the potential financial impact of deeming an allegation "credible", and the negative publicity related to a clergy member being "credibly" accused of sexually abusing a minor, there is undoubtedly a conflict between the Catholic Church's interests and the survivor's interests. Unfortunately, that conflict often prevented the dioceses from meeting their commitment to survivor healing and reconciliation.

* By and large, the Illinois Dioceses' investigative processes remain a mystery to survivors who report allegations of clergy sexual abuse against minors. The Office found examples where survivors were not provided updates on the status of the investigation or informed when the diocese did determine that allegations against the accused had been substantiated.

Conclusion: The Office's investigation is ongoing, and the information included in this update is preliminary. However, the Office has reviewed enough information to conclude that the Illinois Dioceses will not resolve the clergy sexual abuse crisis on their own. It appears that the Illinois Dioceses have lost sight of both the key tenet of the Charter and the most obvious human need as a result of these abhorrent acts of abuse: the healing and reconciliation of survivors. Long after legal remedies have expired, the Catholic Church has the ability and moral responsibility to survivors to offer support and services, and to take swift action to remove abusive clergy. The actions taken by the Catholic Church should always be survivor-focused and with the goal of holding abusers accountable in a transparent manner.


Comments welcome.

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The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #234: Double Doinkage

Worst Chicago sports loss ever? Including: What We Still Don't Know About Cody Parkey's Double Doink; Hero Or Heel?; Hawk Bearelsons; The Other 59:50 Of That Game; The Vic Vacancy; Another Inside Story Of The Bears Blowing It By Drafting Trubisky Instead Of Mahomes; The Meaning Of Mediocre; and Rewriting Robbie Gould!

Plus: White Sox Making Moves!; Dear Cubs Fans: Your Favorite Baseball Team Can Afford Any Free Agent It Wants; Jim Boylen Sucks, What More Do You Need To Know?; Don't Believe The Blackhawks Hype (Apparently There's Blackhawks Hype); and The Four-Part Recipe For The Oily Stew Of Dysfunction That Ousted Tom Thibodeau.



* 234.

* Worst loss in Chicago sports history?

* Coffman: SportsMonday: Gut-Punch.

* Rhodes: Parsing Parkey Pique.

* Wikipedia: Does icing the kicker work?

* NPR: Eagles' Defeat Of The Bears Revives The Question: Does Icing The Kicker Work?

* Google: Does icing the kicker work?

14:00: What We Still Don't Know About Cody Parkey's Double Doink.

* Did the tip matter?

* Did an offensive lineman miss an assignment?

* Was the kick too low?

* Did Treyvon Hester simply make a great play?

18:35: Hero Or Heel?





Or maybe he's just a guy who didn't make a successful kick - for whatever reasons - and nothing more than that.

26:25: Hawk Bearelsons.

* Goo as Gould.

33:23: The Other 59:50 Of That Game.

* Nagy's play-calling.

* Trubisky's quarterbacking.

* Tabor's special teaming.

39:15: The Vic Vacancy.

* Ed Donatell vs. Chuck Pagano?

* There goes the Kubiak theory!

47:17: 'We Got It Done!': The Inside Story Of How Patrick Mahomes Landed With The Chiefs.

The night began with a twist: The Chicago Bears traded up a spot, from the third pick to the second pick.

"I'd been in communication with the Bears pretty regularly," [agent Chris] Cabott said. "I knew they liked Patrick a lot. So when they moved up, 'Everybody was kind of like, 'Hmm. What's that for?' "

It was for Mitchell Trubisky, the quarterback out of North Carolina. The pick surprised Cabott, but it didn't change his outlook . . .

* Rhodes: This is just the latest version of several well-reported accounts showing that the Bears were only bidding against themselves when Ryan Pace moved up in the draft to get Mitchell Trubisky - as well as showing that Trubisky wasn't necessarily everybody's first choice of quarterbacks that day.

And yet . . .


Also from Hawk Hoge . . .


And . . .

"There's enough to like about Glennon to understand what Bears general manager Ryan Pace sees in him. We're talking about a 27-year-old quarterback who was never given a fair shake in Tampa. Watching the tape is important because it exposes realities that cannot be seen on a stat sheet . . . "


(The KC Johnson piece Coffman mentions: Jabari Parker - Warts And All - Deserves Another Chance To Play.)

54:47: The Meaning Of Mediocre.


* Also beware Bears writers citing stats showing Trubisky to be one of the best quarterbacks in the league, because there are just as many stats showing him to be one of the worst.

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1:00:04: Rewriting Robbie Gould!

* From BRSH #226, at 55:41: Don't Rewrite History; Cutting Robbie Gould Was The Right Thing To Do.

'In 2015 Gould converted 33 of 39 field goals for an 84.6 percentage, 19th in the league. He struggled during the later portion of the season, missing two field goals against the 49ers and a potential game-tying kick against the Redskins, with a combined two of five field goals converted in those two games.'

He looked shitty at the end of that season. Then, the following exhibition season, he missed two extra points in the finale, as well as a field goal in another. It was hard to stick with him. If anything, the Bears' big mistake was bringing him to camp the next year and not cutting him until the final week of the preseason in favor of Connor Barth, who had just been released by the Saints.


Fox Sports, December 2015:

After missing three field-goal attempts in the past two weeks, Chicago Bears kicker Robbie Gould is in a serious slump.

However, on Wednesday, special teams coordinator Jeff Rodgers said he's not worried about his veteran placekicker's poor performances as of late.

Via ESPN's Jeff Dickerson:

Gould's recent misses have been particularly painful, as they've cost the Bears games that they desperately needed to stay alive in the playoff hunt. He missed two attempts in an overtime loss to the San Francisco 49ers in Week 13. Then, against the Washington Redskins last Sunday, he missed a 50-yard try that likely would have sent the game into overtime.


Dickerson, September 2016:

Determined to bounce back, Gould embarked on a new training and nutritional regimen in the offseason and reported to camp at a heavier weight after he gained muscle mass. While Gould went 5-for-6 on field goals in the preseason, he failed to convert two PATs in the Bears' preseason finale at Cleveland.

"For us it was if a specific player comes available, and we know that we're able to acquire that player, then that's something we need to entertain and discuss," Pace said. "So that's kind of how it played out, when we knew this guy [Barth] would be available for us, it made the switch a possibility.


Dickerson, November 2017:

"The Bears have signed former Chiefs kicker Cairo Santos and released veteran kicker Connor Barth.

"Barth missed a last-second, game-tying 46-yard field goal attempt in Chicago's 27-24 loss to Detroit on Sunday."

1:07:03: White Sox Making Moves!

* Jon Jay!

* Kelvin Herrera!

* Alex Colome!

1:07:52: Dear Cubs Fans: Your Favorite Baseball Team Can Afford Any Free Agent It Wants.

1:08:52: Jim Boylen Sucks, What More Do You Need To Know?

1:08:59: Don't Believe The Blackhawks Hype (Apparently There's Blackhawks Hype).

1:10:35: The Four-Part Recipe For The Oily Stew Of Dysfunction That Ousted Tom Thibodeau.




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When UW Arboretum Restoration Research Fired Up An Oscar-Winning Disney Doc

In the early 1950s, the Walt Disney Company moved beyond animated cartoons to nature films. When creating movies like Bambi, Disney brought in live animals for its artists to study, and even had natural science lectures to educate the animators. Walt Disney himself developed an interest in conservation and launched a series of 13 documentaries titled "True-Life Adventures."

The series focused primarily on the fading frontier, conservation and nature. These films were some of the first of their kind, and served as inspiration for many entries to the genre.

Environmental awareness, at least relative to cinema, can also be traced back to the "True-Life Adventures" series. The first film in the series was Seal Island (1948), set in the Alaskan frontier. Russia and Japan had just signed a treaty on seal hunting and that is likely what caught Disney's attention.

Seal Island ran for 27 minutes; too short for a feature and too long for a short. Theaters weren't interested, but Disney managed to get it into a friend's theater, qualifying it for Academy Award consideration. It won an Oscar for best documentary short subject, and so the series was off and running.

It was at that point Madison became part of nature film history.

curtisprairie.jpgEvening light illuminates a sculpture in Curtis Prairie at the UW Arboretum/Lauren Parnell Marino (CC BY-NC 2.0)

One of the most acclaimed entries in the series was The Vanishing Prairie, released in 1954. Disney needed a prairie for filming, one that reflected a prairie "before civilization left its mark upon the land." The Curtis Prairie fit the bill and was used for much of the documentary, in particular the scenes of a prairie fire, which was filmed during a controlled burn.

John Curtis and Max Partch conducted groundbreaking research on ecological restoration at the UW Arboretum in the 1940s, documenting the important role of fire in maintaining and restoring prairie landscapes.

Fires still occur on the Curtis Prairie and elsewhere at the UW Arboretum during spring (March through May) and fall (November-December) prescribed burning seasons. Fire is a part of the ecological process that shapes Wisconsin's plant communities. It is a natural phenomenon that helped maintain various ecosystems, including the prairie, before European settlers arrived.

Prescribed fire is deliberately set under expert supervision to achieve ecological objectives to maintain or re-establish plant and animal communities. Factors like weather (temperature, wind speed and direction, and humidity), fuel load, and smoke management are part of the burn plan to reduce risk.

Over the last 25-30 years, approximately 100 acres of UW Arboretum lands were treated with prescribed fire every year. Currently there are around 20 areas (including outlying properties) that are managed with regular prescribed fire by prescribed burning professionals.


Only portions of The Vanishing Prairie were filmed in Madison. It is unlikely footage of prairie dogs or a bison giving birth was filmed in Madison. (The New York State Censorship Board banned the film due to that latter scene, but later relented.)

The Vanishing Prairie won an Oscar for best documentary feature in 1954. Disney's clandestine nod to a conservation ethos can be seen in the film's title changes, from The Grazing Story to The Prairie Story to finally The Vanishing Prairie. Walt Disney's goal was that "the vanishing pageant of the past may become the enduring pageant of the future."

The series was shown in public schools for decades and influenced many young people to choose careers in conservation and forestry.

Since the UW Arboretum publishes its prescribed fire schedule online prior to each burning season, it is possible to see a real fire on the "vanishing prairie" with a little planning.

Thomas Straka is a professor in the Department of Forestry and Environmental Conservation at Clemson University. He studied forestry at UW-Madison, and spent many hours in the UW Arboretum. This article was originally published on Oct. 25, 2018 in the Isthmus.


Previously in Wisconsin:
* Song of the Moment: On, Wisconsin!

* Wisconsin Cheese Production Continues To Grow.

* Wisconsin's Specialty Cheesemakers May Be Better Off Than Other States.

* Tips For Growing Blueberries In Wisconsin.

* Amid A Boom, Wisconsin Cranberry Growers Look To Future Markets.

* The Top 10 Wisconsin Insect Trends Of 2016.

* Wisconsin's Penokees Are A Geologic Gem.

* Wisconsin Researchers Aim To Make Cows Happier.

* Wisconsin And The Extinction Of The Passenger Pigeon.

* The Life Of Land After Frac Sand.

* Blueberry Maggot Fly Poised To Expand In Wisconsin.

* Efforts To Boost Marten Numbers In Wisconsin Meet Ongoing Failure.

* How To Raise A Pizza.

* RECALL! Wisconsin Pork Sausage Patties.

* Making The Most Of Wisconsin's Autumn Garden Harvest.

* Who Is Stealing Wisconsin's Birch?

* How To Harvest And Process Wisconsin's Edible Tree Nuts.

* Lakes, Cheese And You.

* When Oshkosh Was Sin City.

* Wisconsin Workers, Chicago Commuters And The Cost Of Living.

* Chicago vs. Wisconsin.

* Before Dairy Ruled, Wheat Reigned In Wisconsin.

* The Allure Of Destination Breweries As Rural Economic Engines.

* Green Bay Packers Fans Love That Their Team Doesn't Have An Owner. Just Don't Call It 'Communism.'


Comments welcome.

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January 9, 2019

The [Wednesday] Papers

"Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan's private remarks during his 18 months at the Pentagon have spurred accusations that he is boosting his former employer Boeing, people who have witnessed the exchanges told Politico - fueling questions about whether he harbors an unfair bias against other big military contractors," Politico reports.

"Shanahan, who spent 31 years at Boeing before joining the Pentagon in mid-2017, has signed an ethics agreement recusing him from weighing in on matters involving the mammoth defense contractor. But that hasn't stopped him from praising Boeing and trashing competitors such as Lockheed Martin during internal meetings, two former government officials who have heard him make the accusations told Politico.

"The remarks raise questions among ethics experts about whether Shanahan, intentionally or not, is putting his finger on the scale when it comes to Pentagon priorities. They also call new attention to a recent decision by the Pentagon to request new Boeing fighters that the Air Force has said it does not want - a request that Bloomberg has reported came after 'prodding' from Shanahan."

Boldface mine.



"Seven weeks after announcing that it would move its headquarters out of Seattle, the Boeing Company selected Chicago as its new home," the New York Times reported in 2001.

"Boeing, the world's largest maker of commercial aircraft, chose Chicago over Dallas and Denver after it was promised tax breaks and incentives that could total $60 million over 20 years by the city and the State of Illinois."

Just three more years to go! It's like Bobby Bonilla's contract.



Boeing just had a record year, with $10.3 billion in profits.


Back to today's Politico piece:

"Shanahan is the first Pentagon chief to come purely from the private sector since the 1950s and has virtually no government or policy experience . . .

"Shanahan's experience at Boeing is 'his only reference point,' [a] former Trump administration official said. 'He doesn't have a lot of other experiences to draw on. He owns it in a powerful way because he doesn't have the military experience, he doesn't have the experience in government. So when he talks about those things, he's very forceful.'"


"Shanahan's critics are misreading his comments, according to two currently serving officials, who requested anonymity to speak about internal discussions. While Shanahan regularly recounts his experience working on major programs at Boeing, they say, he has not said the company should have won the F-35 contract.

"He's not talking about Boeing right now; he's really speaking more to his experience, his leadership. His insight is, 'I've seen this, I've done it,'" one Defense Department official said.

Right. He's speaking from his experience - at Boeing.


"The late Senate Armed Services Chairman John McCain (R-Ariz.) was among those expressing qualms about Shanahan's ties to Boeing during his confirmation hearing to be deputy secretary in June 2017. 'I am concerned that 90 percent of defense spending is in the hands of five corporations, of which you represent one,' McCain told Shanahan. 'I have to have confidence that the fox is not gonna to be put back into the hen house.'"


From the Daily Beast last December:

"A much smaller contract perhaps is the most troubling. On Dec. 21, Bloomberg reported that the Pentagon would request funding in the 2020 defense budget for a dozen upgraded F-15X fighters worth $1.2 billion. Boeing builds the 1970s-vintage, non-stealthy F-15 at its plant in St. Louis.

"The Air Force for years has said it does not want more F-15s, instead preferring to order F-35 stealth fighters from Lockheed for around the same price as the F-15X, per plane. But the Pentagon reportedly overruled the Air Force and added the new Boeing fighters to the budget.

"Shanahan 'prodded' planners to include the planes, according to Bloomberg - this despite the requirement that Shanahan recuse himself from decisions involving Boeing."


From "Boeing Executive Named to Pentagon Will Face Many Potential Conflicts," The Center for Defense Information, March 2017:

"Unsurprisingly, disclosure forms show Boeing has lobbied on the need to lift defense spending caps, putting both Boeing and Shanahan in line with the proposed Pentagon budget. As Boeing noted in a recent SEC filing, 'We derive a substantial portion of our revenue from the U.S. government, primarily from defense related programs with the U.S. DoD . . . Future budget cuts, including cuts mandated by sequestration, or future procurement decisions associated with the authorizations and appropriations process could result in reductions, cancellations, and/or delays of existing contracts or programs. Any of these impacts could have a material effect on the results of the Company's operations, financial position and/or cash flows.'"


From the Los Angeles Times/Tribune Newspapers, March 2008:

"Since taking the helm of the 787 program, Shanahan has declined media interviews so that he can focus on solving the problem at hand, Boeing executives said."

That was written with a straight face. #PuffPiece


"[H]e is said to be just as comfortable donning work overalls as he is wearing pinstriped suits, seamlessly moving between the factory floor and the company's mahogany-paneled boardroom."

An engineer for a manufacturing company better be! A media trope that reminds me of the dating profile cliche of woman who is just as comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt as high heels and and an evening gown.


From Devdiscourse last week:

"Patrick Shanahan was thrust into the spotlight during his debut as acting U.S. defense secretary on Wednesday, sitting next to President Donald Trump as he publicly disparaged Shanahan's predecessor, lampooned the war in Afghanistan and called Syria a land of 'sand' and 'death.' The former deputy defense secretary officially took office during the New Year's holiday on Tuesday, issuing a statement saying that he looked 'forward to working with President Trump to carry out his vision.'"

"Trump's vision for the second half of his four-year term in office came into view on Wednesday as he spoke exhaustively during a cabinet meeting about America's wars, and his displeasure with them. Shanahan, a former Boeing executive, sat silently at Trump's side, often expressionless, as television cameras rolled."


Bonus Space Force coverage!

From the Tribune last August:

"A Trump appointee, Deputy Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan, had begun preparing the congressional-ordered report on whether to create an independent space force.

"A former senior Boeing executive, Shanahan was familiar with the cumbersome Air Force procurement system. He became the administration's space force point person, consulting with Pence, Rogers, the Air Force and other Pentagon players, and the space council.

"I can hear my dad kind of whispering in my ear, 'Don't screw anything up,' " Shanahan told reporters Aug. 9, adding: "There are extensive military operations going on throughout the world right now, and they're heavily reliant on space."


And just last week from Space News: Shanahan Keeps Tight Grip On Space Force Planning.


New on the Beachwood . . .

Muting R. Kelly
Calling on Sony and Live Nation, as well a number of other entities still supporting his music, to drop R. Kelly for good.


NBC Reporter's Kiss-Off
Inside the media's national security state.


Overhauling Illinois' Unconstitutional Prisons
Preventable deaths, unnecessary pain and suffering.


Sports Betting Should Come With A Consumer Warning
"Please gamble responsibly" is not enough.


Myopic 2000
An interview with the bookstore owner 18 years ago.


The U.S. Postal Inspection Service Year In Review
What a year it was - package devices, natural disasters, scams, and more.



1/19 Popular Chicago bar to be first to demo new cryptocurrency point-of-sale platform from r/chicago





Sound Warehouse, 1986


A sampling.





The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Back in slack.

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January 8, 2019

U.S. Postal Inspection Service Year In Review

"What a year it was - package devices, natural disasters, scams, and more. Here's how the U.S. Postal Inspection Service kept the mail safe in 2018."



* Vanishing Vending Machines.

* Item: Art Fraud Bust.

* Janene Gordon, Postal Inspector.

* Happy Birthday, U.S. Postal Inspection Service!


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 6:24 PM | Permalink

Here's A 2000 Interview With The Former Owner Of Myopic

'Owner Joseph Judd of Myopic Books on Milwaukee Avenue in Wicker Park talks about bookstore life, his changing neighborhood, the emergence of online book sellers, and much more in a wide ranging interview for the CITY 2000 project, an archive now housed at the UIC. Subscribe to and enjoy lots more great videos from Chicago and around the world on this channel and at my website.'



* Judd opened a bookstore in Charleston in 2015.

* Shrouded in mystery.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 5:35 PM | Permalink

Sports Betting Should Come With A Health Warning

"Please drink responsibly" is a familiar plea to those who might be inclined to consume alcohol, and we are also reminded to "gamble responsibly," a timely reminder during a busy period for Premier League football, full of fixtures and plenty of casual fans with time on their hands.

You can make a reasonable judgement about responsible drinking by using the percentage of alcohol by volume (ABV) information on the label of whichever bottle has been opened. But how can we determine the strength of a football bet?

In fact, "gambling harm" can also be approximated by a percentage. The "gamblers' losses" percentage is a measure of the money bet that a gambler will lose in the long term. Short term randomness around this percentage is what makes gambling interesting, but over longer time periods, gamblers will lose this percentage of all the money they bet.

We think most people probably have no idea of what percentage of money is lost across different football bets. So we looked at eight seasons of Premier League betting odds and results using machine learning.

Machine learning allowed us to simulate three potential human betting strategies over long periods of time. One "random" strategy effectively simulated the risks of throwing darts at a set of betting odds. By comparison, a "most-skilled" strategy carefully studied the betting odds and results for three whole seasons before judiciously selecting the best bet it could find for each match.

We also looked at the returns of a strategy that deliberately tried to be as unskilled as possible. The "least-skilled" strategy chose what might be thought of as the worst case scenario for each match. This mirrors the returns of someone who is not merely unlucky, but is unskilled (and who may benefit from more help and advice). Any differences between these three strategies reflect the role of skill in Premier League football betting.

The risks varied based on both the type of bet chosen and the specific betting strategy used. When simulating the returns of a given bet of, say £1, we found that the gamblers' losses percentage varied by a factor of 54. Using the drinking comparison, this is like the difference between a 1% reduced strength lager and a strong bottle of whiskey.

Some of the highest risks came from betting on the correct score - a bet with pretty high odds - which you might have seen the actor Ray Winstone offering on British television over Christmas. For example, Manchester City to win 3-1 might have odds of 9/1, meaning every £1 bet wins £9 if Manchester City win by that score line.

We found that just randomly selecting correct score bets would hit you with a strong average loss of 34.3%. But the worse case scenario was a whopping average loss of 58.9%, which came when the least skilled strategy picked very high correct scores (such as the away team winning by four goals to nil). Of course, sometimes bets at high odds pay off. But overall, these figures mean that for every £100 bet, on average the gambler lost £34.30 and £58.90 for their betting strategies.

Luckily there are two tips that gamblers can do to keep their losses within reasonable limits.

Good Odds It's Bad Bet

The first tip is to select types of bets with relatively low odds. The bookmakers love advertising correct score bets, for example, because these bets offer high odds if gamblers guess the correct score.

But one bet with lower odds is what we call a "home-draw-away" bet, either betting on Manchester City to win, draw, or lose to the away team. Here the random strategy returned average percentage losses of 8.7%, so nearly four times less than randomly choosing correct score bets.

The second tip is to select bets with relatively low odds within a given bet type. Manchester City are usually expected to win by the bookmakers, and at the time of writing, betting £1 on them to win their recent match against Southampton gave a potential win of £1.27 if successful. By comparison, a £1 bet on Southampton to triumph would return £11 if successful.

Many gamblers might get excited by those higher odds on Southampton winning. But across each bet type, bets at low odds had the lowest average losses for gamblers. If a bet has odds that seem too high to be true, it probably is a bad bet on average.


The gambling industry recently announced that it will stop showing gambling advertising pre-watershed starting next summer. So promoting betting odds on TV during the football will soon become a thing of the past.

But the industry is currently spending five times as much on online marketing (£1.2 billion) as on its total TV advertising spend. This online marketing is largely hidden to anyone who is not targeted to receive these messages.

We believe that the very high differences in product risk across football bets should at least be communicated in some way to consumers. While further research should investigate how best to educate football fans about these different risks, reminders to just "gamble responsibly" won't cut it.

Consumers need to be told about the risks of football bets with high odds.

Arman Hassanniakalager is a lecturer in finance at the University of Bath. Philip Newall is a postdoctoral fellow at the University of Warwick. This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license.


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The [Tuesday] Papers

1. Chicago Employers Among Those Rushing To Hire Temporary Immigrant Workers.

"Intense demand for seasonal foreign workers has crashed a federal government website, leaving many employers across the country wondering if they'll be able to hire those workers. Some Chicago businesses rely on temporary seasonal workers, including landscapers and other service workers," WBEZ reports.

"H-2B visas are for low-skilled seasonal foreign workers in nonagricultural jobs. There are only 33,000 such visas available nationwide. Employers submitted three times as many applications for eligible workers with those visas in one day, crashing the website through which employers submit their applications."

2. Chicago Organizations That Support Survivors And Work To Prevent Sexual Violence.

"The recent airing of Lifetime's Surviving R. Kelly documentary series fueled this list of Chicago organizations making that third one a reality for tens of thousands of survivors every year," the Reader writes.

"These nonprofits and agencies offer free or low-cost services such as medical and legal advocacy, emergency and transitional housing, and individual, group, and family counseling for survivors of all ages and their loved ones. They also provide education, training, and prevention programs to stop rape culture once and for all."

3. 23 Years After Drunken Crash That Killed His Friend, McHenry County Man Sent To Prison For DUI.

"Nearly 25 years ago, Dennis Zidek crashed his car in McHenry after a night of drinking beer, killing his friend and passenger Peterson Doud," the Tribune reports.

Just 18 at the time, Zidek was given probation and spent a few months in jail on work release.

But on Monday, Zidek, now 41, was ordered to prison after he was convicted recently of driving under the influence - charges that were heightened because of his involvement in the long-ago crash.

As family quietly looked on, Zidek was cuffed and led away by a McHenry County sheriff's deputy after he was sentenced to two years in prison on the aggravated DUI guilty plea, which stemmed from Zidek being found intoxicated and nonresponsive in a parked but running car in Richmond in 2016, authorities said.

Zidek, of Wonder Lake, must serve at least half of his sentence and then will be placed on supervised release for a year. He could have faced up to 10 years in prison had he been convicted at trial. An additional charge of driving on a suspended license was dropped in exchange for his plea.

4. Landlord Mark Fishman Kicked Me Out Of My Ward Office, Ald. Carlos Ramirez-Rosa Says.

"A long-standing feud between Ald. Carlos Ramirez-Rosa (35th) and controversial landlord Mark Fishman boiled over this month when Fishman evicted Ramirez-Rosa and State Rep. Will Guzzardi out of their shared office on Sawyer Avenue," Block Club Chicago reports.

"Fishman alleges Ramirez-Rosa and Guzzardi (D-Chicago) owed more than $42,000 in back rent - a dispute stretching back to December 2015 when Fishman bought the building at 2708-2710 N. Sawyer Ave.

"But Ramirez-Rosa contends Fishman manufactured the dispute in an effort to have power over him, to 'bully and buy him,' as he describes it."

5. Man Whose Twin Brother Is Serving Time For Murder Also Headed To Prison For Fatal Shooting.

"A man who was sentenced in the fatal shooting of an Evanston resident will join his twin brother in the Illinois prison population," the Tribune reports.

"Dominic Connerly, 27, apologized to the family of the shooting victim before he was sentenced last week to 15 years in the Illinois Department of Corrections . . . Connerly's twin brother, Darien Connerly, is currently serving a 35-year sentence for the murder of cabdriver Leodis Blackburn in Evanston in 2011."



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Overhauling Illinois' Unconstitutional Prisons

Just days before the opening of trial in Lippert v. Baldwin - a case challenging the inadequate and dismal quality of health care provided in Illinois prisons - the parties reached an agreement to resolve the case. The agreement, which is embodied in a consent decree and must be approved by the court, is the latest development in a case first filed as an individual complaint in 2010.

As part of the decree, filed in court last week, the State of Illinois has agreed to a court-approved monitor who will oversee a complete overhaul of the system for providing physical health care to some 40,000 state prisoners.

The State and the monitor will create a staffing plan for health care professionals in Illinois' prisons, a plan that addresses the number of medical and dental professionals needed at these facilities, as well as an implementation plan for numerous other system-wide reforms.

The agreement contains specific, detailed professional qualifications for physicians and also calls for improvements to health care space and equipment, for new staff dedicated to oversight and infection control, for the implementation of an electronic medical record system, and for the development of a stringent quality assurance program, so that the system can identify and address problems in the delivery of health care before they cause problems for patients.

In the course of pursuing this lawsuit, two court-appointed experts (reporting four years apart) found serious and profound problems in the health care provided in Illinois' prisons.

The most recent report - made public just last month - blamed the poor system for preventable deaths inside Illinois facilities. According to the experts, of the 33 deaths examined, 12 were clearly preventable, another 7 may have been preventable and in 5 other instances the records were so poorly kept that the experts could not make a determination.

In response to last week's developments, the lawyers for the plaintiffs (all prisoners in Illinois state prisons) issued the following statements:

"We hope this is the beginning of the end of prisoners' needless suffering and even death. It is a long road, and we are committed to ensuring the necessary changes are made," said Alan Mills, executive director of the Uptown People's Law Center.

"Today's agreement is a victory for 40,000 men and women across Illinois who have suffered because of this inadequate health care system - some of whom have died. The State of Illinois will now be bound by a court-enforceable agreement with specific benchmarks and structure for measuring success. Most important, there will now be a monitor in place to oversee the entire function of the health care system in Illinois prisons. The monitor will be there to demand improvements and accountability - something that has been sorely lacking," said Camille Bennett, senior staff attorney at the ACLU of Illinois.

"It is significant that the State has agreed to very specific professional qualifications for the physicians hired to provide health care in the state's prisons. The expert reports of 2014 and 2018 both showed that many personnel lacked the professional credentials and experience necessary to offer effective medical care. The result was preventable deaths for several and unnecessary pain and suffering for too many. After ten years of litigation, this is the end of the beginning of change. We can only hope that real change will now start," added Harold Hirshman, lead trial counsel from Dentons US LLP.



* Mentally Ill Prisoners Win Injunction; Judge Declares IDOC's Failure To Provide Mental Health Care An "Emergency Situation."

* Judge: "Deliberate Indifference" Of IDOC Mental Health Care Requires Federal Oversight.

* Federal Judge To IDOC: Get Your Unconstitutional Shit Together.


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After Premiere Of Surviving R. Kelly Docuseries, Nearly 75,000 Renew Call For Sony And Live Nation To #MuteRKelly

With the recent premiere of the new Lifetime docuseries Surviving R. Kelly, revisiting past allegations of abuse and sexual misconduct, I wanted to re-flag this Care2 petition calling on Sony and Live Nation, as well a number of other entities still supporting his music, to drop R. Kelly for good. The Care2 petition has gathered nearly 75,000 signatures.

Oronike Odeleye and Kenyette Tisha Barnes, two activists and leaders in the movement to #MuteRKelly, started the Care2 petition and are featured in the Lifetime docuseries.

"R&B singer R. Kelly has preyed on teenage girls for the past 25 years. It's time our society stops his cycle of abuse. Sony and Live Nation need to #MuteRKelly, ensuring he doesn't profit while continuing to victimize women," the Care2 petition reads.



In reaction to R. Kelly's new song, the founders of the #MuteRKelly movement, Oronike Odeleye and Kenyette Barnes, issued the following statement:

"R. Kelly's latest song, 'I Admit,' is really a sex-trafficking fundraising anthem in which he appeals to his fans to not abandon him, blames black women for his downfall, and calls all his victims "hos" and "gold diggers." We will not be duped or manipulated by this desperate attempt to deflect and deny his well-documented history of sexually abusing underage black girls and young women - which dates back to the 1990s."

The #MuteRKelly Care2 petition is continuing its call for Sony Music, RCA Records, Ticketmaster, Spotify, Pandora, Apple Music, radio stations, and all other entities currently playing his music, hosting or promoting his events or doing business with R. Kelly to cut ties with him immediately.


See also:

* Jezebel: 'He's The Puppet Master': Women Speak Out In New Surviving R. Kelly Trailer.

* New York Times: Surviving R. Kelly Documentary On Lifetime Details Sex Abuse Accusations.

* The Root: Only 2 Hours Into Surviving R. Kelly, The Conclusion Is Simple: Black Girls Deserve Better.

* The Root: Revelations From The 2nd Night Of Surviving R. Kelly.

* The Root: Complicit Police, Staged Rescues, And Other Revelations From The Final Night Of Surviving R. Kelly.



* NPR: R. Kelly's Ex-Wife Accuses Him Of Physical Abuse.




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Veteran NBC Reporter Rips Pro-War Posture Of Corporate Media In Scathing Resignation Letter

In a biting resignation letter published in full by CNN, longtime NBC News reporter, commentator, and military analyst William "Bill" Arkin blasted the corporate media network for embracing U.S. "national security leaders and generals" while "ignoring the empirical truth of what they have wrought: There is not one country in the Middle East that is safer today than it was 18 years ago. Indeed the world becomes ever more polarized and dangerous."

Reflecting on his past couple of decades working with the network - in addition to writing books and columns for major newspapers and serving as as military adviser to human rights and environmental groups - Arkin laments, "My expertise, though seeming to be all the more central to the challenges and dangers we face, also seems to be less valued at the moment. And I find myself completely out of [sync] with the network, being neither a day-to-day reporter nor interested in the Trump circus."

Noting in his 2,228-word memo that "the world and the state of journalism [are] in tandem crisis," Arkin delivers a scathing critique of how NBC has responded to the foreign policy of Donald Trump - whom he calls "an ignorant and incompetent impostor" - asserting that "in many ways NBC just began emulating the national security state itself - busy and profitable. No wars won but the ball is kept in play."

However, Arkin also delivers a broader condemnation of the network's coverage of the so-called War on Terror in the nearly 18 years since 9/11, and how it has helped produce a scenario in which "perpetual war has become accepted as a given in our lives." He writes:

Seeking refuge in its political horse race roots, NBC (and others) meanwhile report the story of war as one of Rumsfeld vs. the Generals, as Wolfowitz vs. Shinseki, as the CIA vs. Cheney, as the bad torturers vs. the more refined, about numbers of troops and number of deaths, and even then Obama vs. the Congress, poor Obama who couldn't close Guantanamo or reduce nuclear weapons or stand up to Putin because it was just so difficult.

We have contributed to turning the world national security into this sort of political story. I find it disheartening that we do not report the failures of the generals and national security leaders. I find it shocking that we essentially condone continued American bumbling in the Middle East and now Africa through our ho-hum reporting.

Characterizing himself as a "difficult guy" who spent much of his time at NBC challenging conventional narratives about war and nuclear weapons and arguing against hawkish U.S. foreign policy both on- and off-air, Arkin suggests the state of television news has worsened in the Trump era. He writes, "In our day-to-day whirlwind and hostage status as prisoners of Donald Trump, I think - like everyone else does - that we miss so much."

Summarizing his disagreements with the pro-war positions commonly bolstered by the network under the Trump administration, Arkin continues:

For me I realized how out of step I was when I looked at Trump's various bumbling intuitions: his desire to improve relations with Russia, to denuclearize North Korea, to get out of the Middle East, to question why we are fighting in Africa, even in his attacks on the intelligence community and the FBI. Of course he is an ignorant and incompetent impostor. And yet I'm alarmed at how quick NBC is to mechanically argue the contrary, to be in favor of policies that just spell more conflict and more war. Really? We shouldn't get out Syria? We shouldn't go for the bold move of denuclearizing the Korean peninsula? Even on Russia, though we should be concerned about the brittleness of our democracy that it is so vulnerable to manipulation, do we really yearn for the Cold War? And don't even get me started with the FBI: What? We now lionize this historically destructive institution?

Despite noting that "my time at NBC has been gratifying," and thanking a few former colleagues by name, Arkin concludes, "I'm ever so happy to return to writing and thinking without the officiousness of editorial tyrants or corporate standards."

According to the memo, he is currently working on a novel about 9/11 and "a non-fiction book, an extended essay about national security and why we never seem to end our now perpetual state of war."

Here is the full text of Arkin's resignation letter, as reported by CNN and confirmed by NBC:

January 4 is my last day at NBC News and I'd like to say goodbye to my friends, hopefully not for good. This isn't the first time I've left NBC, but this time the parting is more bittersweet, the world and the state of journalism in tandem crisis. My expertise, though seeming to be all the more central to the challenges and dangers we face, also seems to be less valued at the moment. And I find myself completely out of [sync] with the network, being neither a day-to-day reporter nor interested in the Trump circus.

I first started my association with NBC 30 years ago, feeding Cold War stories to Bob Windrem and Fred Francis at the Pentagon. I became an on-air analyst during the 1999 Kosovo War, continuing to work thereafter with Nightly News, delighting and oftentimes annoying in my peculiar position of being a mere civilian amongst THE GENERALS and former government officials. A scholar at heart, I also found myself an often lone voice that was anti-nuclear and even anti-military, anti-military for me meaning opinionated but also highly knowledgeable, somewhat akin to a movie critic, loving my subject but also not shy about making judgements regarding the flops and the losers.

When the attacks of 9/11 came, I was called back to NBC. I spent weeks on and off the air talking about al-Qaeda and the various wars we were rushing into, arguing that airpower and drones would be the centerpiece not troops. In the new martial environment where only one war cry was sanctioned I was out of sync then as well. I retreated somewhat to writing a column for the Los Angeles Times, but even there I had to fight editors who couldn't believe that there would be a war in Iraq. And I spoke up about the absence of any sort of strategy for actually defeating terrorism, annoying the increasing gaggles of those who seemed to accept that a state of perpetual war was a necessity.

I thought then that there was great danger in the embrace of process and officialdom over values and public longing, and I wrote about the increasing power of the national security community. Long before Trump and "deep state" became an expression, I produced one ginormous investigation - Top Secret America - for the Washington Post and I wrote a nasty book, American Coup, about the creeping fascism of homeland security.

Looking back now they were both harbingers for what President Obama (and then Trump) faced in terms of largely failing to make enduring change.

Somewhere in all of that, and particularly as the social media wave began, it was clear that NBC (like the rest of the news media) could no longer keep up with the world. Added to that was the intellectual challenge of how to report our new kind of wars when there were no real fronts and no actual measures of success. To me there is also a larger problem: though they produce nothing that resembles actual safety and security, the national security leaders and generals we have are allowed to do their thing unmolested. Despite being at "war," no great wartime leaders or visionaries are emerging. There is not a soul in Washington who can say that they have won or stopped any conflict. And though there might be the beloved perfumed princes in the form of the Petraeus's and Wes Clarks, or the so-called warrior monks like Mattis and McMaster, we've had more than a generation of national security leaders who sadly and fraudulently have done little of consequence. And yet we (and others) embrace them, even the highly partisan formers who masquerade as "analysts." We do so ignoring the empirical truth of what they have wrought: There is not one country in the Middle East that is safer today than it was 18 years ago. Indeed the world becomes ever more polarized and dangerous.

As perpetual war has become accepted as a given in our lives, I'm proud to say that I've never deviated in my argument at NBC (or at my newspaper gigs) that terrorists will never be defeated until we better understand why they are driven to fighting. And I have maintained my central view that airpower (in its broadest sense including space and cyber) is not just the future but the enabler and the tool of war today.

Seeking refuge in its political horse race roots, NBC (and others) meanwhile report the story of war as one of Rumsfeld vs. the Generals, as Wolfowitz vs. Shinseki, as the CIA vs. Cheney, as the bad torturers vs. the more refined, about numbers of troops and number of deaths, and even then Obama vs. the Congress, poor Obama who couldn't close Guantanamo or reduce nuclear weapons or stand up to Putin because it was just so difficult. We have contributed to turning the world national security into this sort of political story. I find it disheartening that we do not report the failures of the generals and national security leaders. I find it shocking that we essentially condone continued American bumbling in the Middle East and now Africa through our ho-hum reporting.

I'm a difficult guy, not prone to either protocol or procedure and I give NBC credit that it tolerated me through my various incarnations. I hope people will say in the early days that I made Brokaw and company smarter about nuclear weapons, about airpower, and even about al-Qaeda. And I'm proud to say that I also was one of the few to report that there weren't any WMD in Iraq and remember fondly presenting that conclusion to an incredulous NBC editorial board. I argued endlessly with MSNBC about all things national security for years, doing the daily blah, blah, blah in Secaucus, but also poking at the conventional wisdom of everyone from Matthews to Hockenberry. And yet I feel like I've failed to convey this larger truth about the hopelessness of our way of doing things, especially disheartened to watch NBC and much of the rest of the news media somehow become a defender of Washington and the system.

Windrem again convinced me to return to NBC to join the new investigative unit in the early days of the 2016 presidential campaign. I thought that the mission was to break through the machine of perpetual war acceptance and conventional wisdom to challenge Hillary Clinton's hawkishness. It was also an interesting moment at NBC because everyone was looking over their shoulder at Vice and other upstarts creeping up on the mainstream. But then Trump got elected and Investigations got sucked into the tweeting vortex, increasingly lost in a directionless adrenaline rush, the national security and political version of leading the broadcast with every snowstorm. And I would assert that in many ways NBC just began emulating the national security state itself - busy and profitable. No wars won but the ball is kept in play.

I'd argue that under Trump, the national security establishment not only hasn't missed a beat but indeed has gained dangerous strength. Now it is ever more autonomous and practically impervious to criticism. I'd also argue, ever so gingerly, that NBC has become somewhat lost in its own verve, proxies of boring moderation and conventional wisdom, defender of the government against Trump, cheerleader for open and subtle threat mongering, in love with procedure and protocol over all else (including results). I accept that there's a lot to report here, but I'm more worried about how much we are missing. Hence my desire to take a step back and think why so little changes with regard to America's wars.

I know it is characteristic of our overexcited moment to blast away at former employers and mainstream institutions, but all I can say is that despite many frustrations, my time at NBC has been gratifying. Working with Cynthia McFadden has been the experience of a lifetime. I've learned a ton about television from her and Kevin Monahan, the secret insider tricks of the trade and the very big picture of what makes for original stories (and how powerful they can be). The young reporters at NBC are also universally excellent. Thanks to Noah Oppenheim for his support of my contrarian and disruptive presence. And to Janelle Rodriguez, who supported deep expertise. The Nightly crew has also been a constant fan of my too long stories and a great team. I continue to marvel as Phil Griffin carries out his diabolical plan for the cable network to take over the world.

I'm proud of the work I've done with my team and know that there's more to do. But for now it's time to take a break. I'm ever so happy to return to writing and thinking without the officiousness of editorial tyrants or corporate standards. And of course I yearn to go back to my first love, which is writing boring reports about secret programs, grateful that the American government so graciously obliges in its constant supply. And I particularly feel like the world is moving so quickly that even in just the little national security world I inhabit, I need more time to sit back and think. And to replenish.

In our day-to-day whirlwind and hostage status as prisoners of Donald Trump, I think - like everyone else does - that we miss so much. People who don't understand the medium, or the pressures, loudly opine that it's corporate control or even worse, that it's partisan. Sometimes I quip in response to friends on the outside (and to government sources) that if they mean by the word partisan that it is New Yorkers and Washingtonians against the rest of the country then they are right.

For me I realized how out of step I was when I looked at Trump's various bumbling intuitions: his desire to improve relations with Russia, to denuclearize North Korea, to get out of the Middle East, to question why we are fighting in Africa, even in his attacks on the intelligence community and the FBI. Of course he is an ignorant and incompetent impostor. And yet I'm alarmed at how quick NBC is to mechanically argue the contrary, to be in favor of policies that just spell more conflict and more war. Really? We shouldn't get out Syria? We shouldn't go for the bold move of denuclearizing the Korean peninsula? Even on Russia, though we should be concerned about the brittleness of our democracy that it is so vulnerable to manipulation, do we really yearn for the Cold War? And don't even get me started with the FBI: What? We now lionize this historically destructive institution?

Even without Trump, our biggest challenge as we move forward is that we have become exhausted parents of our infant (and infantile) social media children. And because of the "cycle," we at NBC (and all others in the field of journalism) suffer from a really bad case of not being able to ever take a breath. We are a long way from resolving the rules of the road in this age, whether it be with regard to our personal conduct or anything related to hard news. I also don't think that we are on a straight line towards digital nirvana, that is, that all of this information will democratize and improve society. I sense that there is already smartphone and social media fatigue creeping across the land, and my guess is that nothing we currently see - nothing that is snappy or chatty - will solve our horrific challenges of information overload or the role (and nature) of journalism. And I am sure that once Trump leaves center stage, society will have a gigantic media hangover. Thus for NBC - and for everyone else - there is challenge and opportunity ahead. I'd particularly like to think and write more about that.

There's a saying about consultants, that organizations hire them to hear exactly what they want to hear. I'm proud to say that NBC didn't do that when it came to me. Similarly I can say that I'm proud that I'm not guilty of giving my employers what they wanted. Still, the things this and most organizations fear most - variability, disturbance, difference; those things that are also the primary drivers of creativity - are not really the things that I see valued in the reporting ranks.

I'm happy to go back to writing and commentary. This winter, I'm proud to say that I've put the finishing touches on a 9/11 conspiracy novel that I've been toiling on for over a decade. It's a novel, but it meditates on the question of how to understand terrorists in a different way. And I'm undertaking two new book-writing projects, one fiction about a lone reporter and his magical source that hopes to delve into secrecy and the nature of television. And, if you read this far, I am writing a nonfiction book, an extended essay about national security and why we never seem to end our now perpetual state of war. There is lots of media critique out there, tons of analysis of leadership and the presidency. But on the state of our national security? Not so much. Hopefully I will find myself thinking beyond the current fire and fury and actually suggest a viable alternative. Wish me luck.

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January 7, 2019

SportsMonday: Gut-Punch

As the ball sailed toward the upright, I started to slide down in my chair. Then, for a moment, it seemed to stop tailing off to the left and I stopped sliding. Then the stupid football hit the upright.

Still, sometimes balls glance off the upright and still go through. This time the ball bounced straight down - still a chance! Then the ball hit the crossbar. Still alive! Then it became clear the ball was coming back into the field of play.

I jumped out of my seat and rushed toward a sometimes-irritating friend who had twice said in the minutes leading up to the kick, "Which upright do you think it will go off?" I didn't clench a first but I did raise my voice a bit as I asked, "Are you happy?" Then I slumped back into my seat.

It is a killer that Cody Parkey missed that kick but I'm not going to excoriate him here. He had a subpar year and probably would have been released midseason but for Ryan Pace having given him a ridiculous multi-year contract with almost $10 million guaranteed. But plenty of other things went wrong for this team in this game.

Clearly, it shouldn't have been this close. Virtually all of the Bears were inexperienced in the postseason and it showed, but they still should have won comfortably.

A number of folks are eligible for scapegoat status.

But first, let's remember that this still qualifies as a great season. It ended with a gut-punch of a loss but 12 wins, man! And the Bears were right there to possibly win in the final minutes of all five of the losses. This was an amazing run.

You might say it doesn't matter because the team gagged in the playoffs and lost to an inferior team. And there is something to be said for that point-of-view.

But there is more to be said for focusing on the regular season and focusing on the fact that all of the major players are relatively young and almost certain to return next year. The Bears will also almost certainly go into next season as at least a co-favorite to make the NFC Championship game.

Mitch Trubisky was clutch but he wasn't good enough overall. The Eagles defense is good but it was bad ridiculous the Bears only scored 15 points and it would have been only slightly less bad ridiculous if they had scored 18.

The second-year quarterback made undeniable progress this season, but he was also the luckiest quarterback I have ever seen in terms of opponents dropping potential interceptions all . . . season . . . long.

He's gotta clean that up. He's gotta get a lot better at going through progressions and making good passes from the pocket. He clearly missed injured tight end Trey Burton on Sunday but he still missed plenty of open recievers and he didn't get the ball to Tarik Cohen often enough.

We are still a long way from cursing the day that Ryan Pace botched another quarterback evaluation and made the bad ridiculous trade up to the second spot in the 2017 draft to take the guy who so far is the third-best quarterback in that draft. (Pat Mahomes is obviously better; Deshaun Watson is marginally better but it is close).

The Bears defense was not clutch and not good enough overall. They didn't generate nearly enough pressure on Nick Foles, didn't force enough turnovers and choked in the end. They missed nickelback Bryan Callahan, but come on.

A little later at my house after the game I turned to a friend's 15-year-old son, who is a true diehard, and said something like, "Just think, you have a whole life of Chicago sports suffering ahead of you."

But there is every reason to believe that next Bears season will contain a relatively tiny amount of that.


Jim "Coach" Coffman welcomes your comments.

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The [Monday] Papers

1. 3 Failed Gambles Led To Timberwolves Firing Tom Thibodeau.

"As the Thibodeau era unfolded, though, his red flags and hang-ups won out over his bona fides. His arrival didn't transform the Timberwolves' poor defense, which ranked 27th and 26th, respectively, in his first two seasons. His all-gas, no-brakes approach to playing time led Towns and Wiggins to rank among the league's leaders in minutes, even as their play - particularly in fourth quarters - suggested signs of exhaustion. Perhaps most importantly, his role as head of basketball operations did not reveal a kinder, gentler side or a more wide-angle approach. Instead, the gruff coach emerged as a gruff executive, with little interest in making allies within the organization and no interest in overseeing a slow-and-steady construction project."

In other words, Thibodeau hasn't learned a thing. He has shown no growth. He is not NBA head coaching material - much less NBA executive material. He is who he is, full stop.

2. Aldermen, Mayoral Candidates Trip Over Themselves To Propose Ethic Reform.

"First came Ald. Joe Moore (49th), who traded his political independence for a committee chairmanship doled out by Mayor Rahm Emanuel . . . "

Check, please! We've seen all we need to see here today.

3. War And Politics: My Story With Speaker Madigan.

"I share this story because millions of dollars were spent during the last campaign cycle vilifying a man in a manner hitherto unheard of. I worked with and against that man on various legislative issues. I found him to be tough but fair. Our disagreements were never personal. Rather, they were restricted to the merits of the issue. And in my time of need, a time of war, that man, Speaker Michael J. Madigan, extended a hand because it was the right thing to do."


I'm certainly (still) no fan of Michael Madigan, but I thought this story was worth sharing. (h/t: @dmihalopoulos)

4. State Flags North Shore Towns For Shortage Of Affordable Housing.

"Multiple towns along the North Shore are among 46 Illinois communities that have been informed they must submit affordable housing plans to the state by mid 2020 because less than 10 percent of their housing stock is considered affordable . . .

"Less than 5 percent of the housing stock was considered affordable in some towns along the North Shore, including Kenilworth, Glencoe, Winnetka, Northfield and Lake Bluff. The village of Northbrook registered at 5.7 percent and the village of Glenview at 7.3 percent."

5. I'm A Chicago Teacher Who Has Watched Many Javions Fall Through the Cracks. Here's What Would Help.

"As a Chicago Public School teacher and librarian for the past 15 years, I've seen many students fall through the cracks.

"I remember the young man who sat in my class at the beginning of his senior year, eager to learn. By the end he was failing, having missed over 30 days of school for reasons unknown to me. Or the sophomore girl who transferred out after displaying behavior and academic problems. I saw her years later on the Chicago Tribune's mugshot webpage.

"Both of these students came to mind when I read Adeshina Emmanuel's story about Javion Grayer, a 16-year-old Chicago student who reads at the second grade level . . . "


New on the Beachwood today . . .

Parsing Parkey Pique
Just what are these emotions we're feeling?


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Parsing Parkey Pique

Let's parse our emotions. I'm not mad at Cody Parkey. He tried his best. I might be mad at Ryan Pace for investing so much confidence in Parkey, but I only get mad at players who seem to be major assrockets, like, say, Jay Cutler. Or players who are lazy, don't care, spoiled.

In fact, I usually feel really bad for kickers who miss in situations like this. Can you imagine? On the other hand, they are paid millions of dollars to not only make kicks but absorb the psychological blow of missing kicks. That's part of the deal.

I'm not happy with Matt Nagy's playcalling, but I'm not mad at him. I only get mad at coaches who are major jackwagons like John Fox. The #Bears were outcoached on both sides of the ball Sunday, IMHO. It happens.

I'm not happy with fanboy media working so hard to make Mitch Trubisky out to be somebody he isn't, at least not yet, and fanboy media working so hard to make Ryan Pace into the genius he isn't, though he finally had a good year at his job.

And the rehabilitation of George McCaskey? Please. Sports media bray all day long about accountability, yet . . . it's very odd who they hold to account and who they don't (including themselves), and what a menace journesia is to the field.

It was a remarkably (and unexpectedly) fun season. The end came too soon, in heartbreaking fashion. For once, the fans can't wait for next season to start, and you can bet that locker room feels that way times a thousand. Now they have an urgent mission for next season.

(Also, the ball was tipped. I still haven't seen whether *that* was what made it go awry, but sometimes the other team makes a better play. Sports.)

Finally, don't get me wrong: This sucks! What I'm really mad at is that the ride is over - and that it ended that way. I'm not even really a Bears "fan." So I am mad, or angry, or frustrated, or disappointed, or all of those things, but not at Cody Parkey. I'm mad it's over.


Okay, this line of reasoning doesn't make sense to me. Cody Parkey isn't paid to make every kick, and opposing special teams players are paid to block kicks. This is like saying that Mitch Trubisky is paid to make passes. He missed a lot of passes this year, though!


I would say "even" a professional athlete, not "much less" a professional athlete, as if they should get some special regard. But yes, the question is whether Parkey is good enough for a playoff team to employ. On the other hand, that question should be directed at Ryan Pace - Parkey was a problem all year.

Also, again, should we be "attacking" the Bear who allowed the Eagle to tip the kick?


Sometimes the other guy makes a better play?


Is part of Parkey's job to get the kick high enough at liftoff to avoid a tip or block? Did an offensive lineman fail in his assignment? Should we somehow blame special teams coach Chris Tabor, whose case our very own Jim "Coach" Coffman has been on all season? Is this a story more of a hero (theirs) than a goat (ours)?

(Maybe all of those - except that Parkey made a habit of hitting uprights all season . . . )


How media narratives work:


Unlike our elected officeholders and other public figures . . .



Does this change the narrative?


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 12:18 PM | Permalink

January 4, 2019

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #233: Bear Raid

Legion of Boom. Plus: The NFL Season In Review & Playoffs In Preview; Managers-In-Waiting; White Sox Sweepstakes; Bulls(hit) On Parade; and Blackhawks Actually Irrelevant.



* 233.

* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #232.

* No rest for the playoff wicked.

9:24: Magic Matt.

* Sports Illustrated: How The Bears Became Fun Again, One Knock At A Time.

* Army Leading The Charge In Football's 'Never Kick' Movement.

15:25: NFL Season Review.

* AFC East: The Patriots, Sam Darnold, Josh Allen, Miami's heat, and the Ghost of Jay Cutler.

* AFC West: The Chiefs, the Chargers, Phony Philip Rivers, Anthony Lynn, living and dying in LA, and those poor San Diegans.

* AFC North: Lamar Jackson, Mike Tomlin, Baker's Browns, and Marvin Lewis.

* AFC South: The Texans, the Colts, Illinois' Whitney Mercilus, and a lot of defense.

* NFC East: The Cowboys, home-field advantage, and Mitch Trubisky's intermediate passing game.

* NFC West: The Rams, the Seahawks, and Russell Wilson's sex life.

* NFC South: The Saints, Cam Newton, Matt Ryan, Jameis Winston, Ryan Fitzmagic's beard, and the Lovie-less Buccaneers

* NFC North: The Vikings, the Packers, Matt Patricia, Matthew Stafford, and of course the Bears.

51:40: NFL Playoff Preview.

* Andrew Luck vs. Deshaun Watson.

* Pete Carroll vs. America's Team.

* Offense vs. Defense.

* Matt Nagy vs. Doug Pederson.

56:39: Legion Of Boom.

1:07:08: Manager(s)-In-Waiting?

* Mark Loretta vs. Mark DeRosa vs. David Ross.

* Tewks!

* The question-marky Cubs.

1:09:04: White Sox Sweepstakes.

* Harper and Machado!

1:11:45: Bulls(hit) On Parade.

* "Everything they're doing is wrong."

1:15:35: Blackhawks Actually Irrelevant.




For archives and other Beachwood shows, see The Beachwood Radio Network.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 2:50 PM | Permalink

January 2, 2019

After Netflix Pulls Episode At Saudi Request, Comic Hasan Minhaj Urges Donations For Suffering Yemen

Taking advantage of the attention brought to his Netflix series Patriot Act by the Saudi government's objection to an episode that criticized Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, comedian Hasan Minhaj called on supporters to contribute to aid efforts in Yemen, where tens of thousands of civilians have been killed by the Saudi's U.S.-backed military campaign.

On Tuesday, on Saudi orders, Netflix removed from its Saudi platform a Patriot Act episode released shortly after the killing of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi by Saudi agents - which the CIA concluded was ordered by bin Salman, often called MbS - because Minhaj discussed the need for the U.S. to cut ties with the Saudis in light of the murder. However, the episode remained on YouTube in the country and is still available on Netflix outside Saudi Arabia:


Minhaj mocked the Saudis for drawing attention to content they claimed was harmful to their government, while asking his fans to donate to the International Rescue Committee's efforts to fight famine and disease in Yemen:


In the episode, Minhaj slammed bin Salman and the Saudi government for continuing to deny that they had orchestrated Khashoggi's murder even after the CIA conducted an exhaustive investigation and came to its conclusion - which was quickly dismissed by President Donald Trump, who said he would not cut ties with the Saudis.

"MbS asked, 'Why the outrage?' and frankly, MbS's confusion is completely understandable," Minhaj said. "He has been getting away with autocratic shit like [Khashoggi's killing] for years with almost no blowback from the international community."

Contrary to praise that's been heaped on the young prince by elite members of the international community who have called him a "reformer" and a "modernizer," Minhaj criticized MbS directly in the episode, saying, "The only thing he's modernizing is Saudi dictatorship."

The episode, communications officials told Netflix, violated the country's anti-cybercrime law, banning online material that the government deems threatening to "public order, religious values, public morals, and privacy." Netflix called the order to pull the content a "valid legal request."

The move was condemned not only by Minhaj, but human rights and free speech advocacy groups as well.

"Saudi Arabia's censorship of Netflix using a cybercrime law comes as no surprise, and is further proof of a relentless crackdown on freedom of expression in the Kingdom," said Samah Hadid, campaigns director for Amnesty International in the Middle East. "By bowing to the Saudi Arabian authorities' demands, Netflix is in danger of facilitating the Kingdom's zero-tolerance policy on freedom of expression and assisting the authorities in denying people's right to freely access information."

"Banning a comedy act that brings valid criticism of a government is a counterproductive measure and an affront to the freedom of expression that all citizens deserve," said Jillian C. York of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a free speech and digital rights group.

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 License.


Comments welcome.

Posted by Beachwood Reporter at 6:06 PM | Permalink

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