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Westward Ho!

Part Three  MySpace   By Leigh Novak
Cubicles are like three-dimensional, real-life, tangible MySpace pages. With supplies.

Posted on March 30, 2008

Chicagoetry: Mighty Santo At The Bat (The Cubs Will Shine In '69)

By J.J. Tindall
The time had come for Mighty Santo at the bat. Two Cubs on the basepaths, the opportunity was FAT.

Posted on March 25, 2008

Westward Ho!

Part Two  Rebuff   By Leigh Novak
Seattle is about as edgy and diverse as a Death Cab For Cutie concert in Naperville.

Posted on March 24, 2008

Cab #101

There's a reason this is Cab 101, because you're about to get quite an education.

Posted on March 22, 2008

Easter Debate: Saturday or Sunday?

By The  Special Guests  Publicity Service
Anti-Judaism is a key historical reason the Christian church abandoned the Sabbath.

Posted on March 21, 2008

Chicagoetry: The Governor's Whore

By J.J. Tindall
You can have all the money and power in the world and still be a fucking bald, homely motherfucker who has to fucking pay for it.

Posted on March 20, 2008

Open Letter

Dear Laurence Msall:
Trees, sick people, anyone who needs a quick Xerox - these you deem important enough to protect from the villainous Cook County Board. But not the average Cook County citizen?

Posted on March 19, 2008

Westward Ho!

Part One  Departure   By Leigh Novak
Around mile 288 in North Dakota, I saw the greatest billboard in the world: Black letters on a white background that simply said "Smile".

Posted on March 17, 2008

Portable Hot Tubs Go Green

By The Beachwood Environmentally Friendly Luxury Items Affairs Desk
A guilt-free way to enjoy a hot tub.

Posted on March 14, 2008

Chicagoetry: Pindaric Ode to Everett McKinley Dirksen

By J.J. Tindall
Maybe today somebody will Google you.

Posted on March 13, 2008

Chicagoetry: Gimme Back My Bullets

By J.J. Tindall
Felt my pockets. All good.

Posted on March 11, 2008

Open Letter

Dear Urban Bicyclists:
My God I'm tired of hearing bikers whine about their lot.

Posted on March 7, 2008

Jury Duty

By Nikki Golden
A lot of people don't know the basics of a trial - that there is a plaintiff and a defendant, for example. Lester Holt is there to help.

Posted on March 6, 2008

Chicagoetry: After Midnight In The Latin Quarter

By J.J. Tindall
Joyeria, lavanderia, licoreria, supermercado. Uh, and shuttered gates where Capitalism was late.

Posted on March 5, 2008

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TV - The Real Climate Crisis Hypocrites.
POLITICS - How It's Playing In Russia.
SPORTS - Beachwood Sports Radio: Ross's Job To Lose.

BOOKS - What We Do To Whistleblowers.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Doomsday Chicago 2019.


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