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Have Yourself A Merry Little Kwanzaa
By Tom Latourette
Hang Trent Lott upon the highest bough.Posted on December 26, 2007
The Twelve Days of Cubness
Day 12 of The 12 Days Of Beachwood Christmas
Eleven troughs for pissing.Posted on December 25, 2007
I'm Santa Claus
Day 11 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
Have a Kid Rock-like Christmas.Posted on December 24, 2007
O Sumenberger
Day 10 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
How toxic were your odors.Posted on December 23, 2007
O Christmas Pole
Day 9 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
You have no leaves or branches.Posted on December 22, 2007
'Twas The Night Before Christmas At El Taco Bandito
Day 8 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
They serve tacos, enchiladas, and brain-size burritos.Posted on December 21, 2007
1908
Day 7 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
You beat the Tigers in five. Now there's no one who saw it alive.Posted on December 20, 2007
I've Got Erectile Dysfunction This Christmas
Day 6 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
I'm hoping Santa will have a clue and leave me a stocking with those pills so blue.Posted on December 19, 2007
Open Letter
Dear Macy's:
A family's vow never to return to the Walnut Room is met for another holiday season.Posted on December 19, 2007
Christmas Lingerie
Day 5 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
It's the gift that needs giving.Posted on December 18, 2007
O Holy Grill
Day 4 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
O Holy Grill, on Cicero and Belmont.Posted on December 17, 2007
Hillary, Hillary
Day 3 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
Hillary, Hillary, you're Bill Clinton's wife. You'll be President in the daytime, his Commander-in-Chief at night.Posted on December 16, 2007
Little George Bush
Day 2 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
Got in Afghanistan and screwed up Iraq. This year he'll take Iran, it's just down the block.Posted on December 15, 2007
Have A Dysfunctional Family Christmas
Day 1 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
Your mother-in-law's a bitch, but you let it pass and kiss her ass, cause your father-in-law is rich.Posted on December 14, 2007
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Hanukah
By Tom Latourette
For we are the chosen ones; it's good to be a Jew.Posted on December 12, 2007
Are You Harming Your Horse?
By The Beachwood Horse Care Affairs Desk
Even though they're large, majestic animals, horses require a lot of gentle TLC.Posted on December 07, 2007
Cab #2038
Should I mouth "Help!" to that cop car beside us?Posted on December 06, 2007
Meeting Up Now
By The Beachwood Meetup Affairs Desk
Millionaires and insomniacs now have the support groups they always needed.Posted on December 05, 2007
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