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Haunted America

The Beachwood Haunted News Release Affairs Desk
Melrose Park makes the list.

Posted on October 31, 2007

Cab #539

Somehow we were to blame for the perils of O'Hare cab culture.

Posted on October 30, 2007

Chicagoetry: A Few of My Favorite Things

By J.J. Tindall
Rainbo and sunrise over the lake.

Posted on October 29, 2007

Feast on Food Safety

News From Pueblo
If turkey's on the menu, the Feast on Food Safety package has all the help you need to cook the perfect bird.

Posted on October 26, 2007

Chicagoetry: The Great White Dope

By J.J. Tindall
A poor family is destroyed for every line we do.

Posted on October 25, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Illinois Legislators Considering a Chicago Casino:
Casinos are better than lotteries because lotteries don't have restaurants.

Posted on October 23, 2007

Another Beachwood Halloween

By Rick Kaempfer and Dave Stern
Ann Coulter will think your deli tray is almost perfect.

Posted on October 22, 2007

Chicagoetry: My Mom Tried To Prevent Me From Seeing Led Zeppelin

By J.J. Tindall
My dad saved her life.

Posted on October 19, 2007

Chicagoetry: Smilin' Dave Eigenberg

By J.J. Tindall
Cockblocked by Steve Brady.

Posted on October 18, 2007

Chicagoetry: Diane Swonk, The Next Mrs. J.J. Tindall

By J.J. Tindall
Chicago's passionate economist.

Posted on October 12, 2007

Chicagoetry: Depression

By J.J. Tindall
Fiction of failure.

Posted on October 10, 2007

The Modern Mommy Track

By Julia Gray
Nowadays, new moms are expected to dump that baby weight macht snell. Using surgery, if necessary.

Posted on October 9, 2007

Chicagoetry: Bronze Gilead

By J.J. Tindall
I find small, fine lace here in this semi-imaginary metropolis.

Posted on October 8, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Washlet Company:
You stand accused of using women's naked butts in the most audacious manner possible to move product.

Posted on October 4, 2007

The Making of Aviation Music

By The Aviation Genre Affairs Desk
This new genre is now boarding, and it's time for you to get some frequent flier miles.

Posted on October 3, 2007

Chicagoetry: Allen Ginsberg Festival of Life

By J.J. Tindall
Buddha knows batons.

Posted on October 2, 2007

The Pueblo 10

By The Pueblo News Affairs Desk
Let's Talk Turkey. Brought to you by the federal government.

Posted on October 1, 2007

MUSIC - College Radio, Eh?
TV - The Sublime Hong Kong Phooey.
POLITICS - CTU Strike Notebook.
SPORTS - Official Power Tools Of MiLB.

BOOKS - Trump Trade Guy's Fake Expert.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Renaming Lake Shore Drive.


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