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Chicagoetry: The Hawk

By J.J. Tindall
The hawk sees, and waits.

Posted on September 27, 2007

Chicagoetry: Ode to Lyndon Baines Johnson

By J.J. Tindall
Who killed America?

Posted on September 26, 2007

Chicagoetry: The Rod Beck Bummer

By J.J. Tindall
Catfish. Meatface.

Posted on September 25, 2007

Chicagoetry: Rainbow Over the Adler From An Omnibus

By J.J. Tindall
At the Museum Campus.

Posted on September 24, 2007

Ken Burns' Next 10 Projects

By Julia Gray
A great score playing underneath the over-exposed images and blah narration about a blah war.

Posted on September 21, 2007

Serenity Beam Now!

By The Beachwood Serenity Affairs Desk
The quietest, most powerful central vacuum system is now also the smartest.

Posted on September 20, 2007

Dating Dot Com

By The Beachwood Dating Affairs Desk
Automated replies from the Beachwood Dating Network.

Posted on September 18, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Children's Museum:
Apparently the kids of Chicago will be forced to play with recalled toys from China if the Children's Museum doesn't get its way.

Posted on September 18, 2007

Con Ed

By Ed Schwartz
You are billed every month just because everything is working.

Posted on September 17, 2007

Hemp for Horses

By The Beachwood Equine Affairs Desk
Hemp for Horses uses the entire plant harvested at its nutritional peak.

Posted on September 14, 2007

Nuclear Chicago

By Ed Schwartz
The nukes at Belmont Harbor were three times the size of the bombs dropped on Hiroshima.

Posted on September 11, 2007

Chicagoetry: I Was Watching Jim Miklaszewski

By J.J. Tindall
When the plane hit the Pentagon.

Posted on September 11, 2007

Chicagoetry: The Relentless Music of Hollow Cliches

By J.J. Tindall
Stop telling me to grow up.

Posted on September 7, 2007

Chicagoetry: I Once Prayed to God

By J.J. Tindall
I now pray for mercy.

Posted on September 6, 2007

Pool Daze: No Lifeguard on Duty

By Leigh Novak
Even if I had been on duty, I was not a lifeguard. I was not about to attempt heroics.

Posted on September 5, 2007

MUSIC - 25 Years Of Defiant Chicago Roots.
TV - The Real Climate Crisis Hypocrites.
POLITICS - How It's Playing In Russia.
SPORTS - Beachwood Sports Radio: Ross's Job To Lose.

BOOKS - What We Do To Whistleblowers.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Doomsday Chicago 2019.


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