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Chicagoetry: Peace Frog

By J.J. Tindall
My Naperville mornings began with AMI-BEN.

Posted on July 31, 2007

Chicagoetry: I Want To Lick Tequila Off Your Thighs

By J.J. Tindall
Dedicated to my favorite Newsbabes.

Posted on July 30, 2007

Chicagoetry: My Dad Was A Bong-Head In College

By J.J. Tindall
Live Rust. That was the giveaway.

Posted on July 27, 2007

Ramen Review #3: Myojo Ippei-Chan Japanese Style Soup: Soy Sauce Flavor

By Bethany Lankin
Liquid soup bases are highly regarded in ramen circles by ramen aficionados. This was the first one I had come across and I was keen to taste what all the fuss was about.

Posted on July 26, 2007

Chicagoetry: Let Lindsay Lohan Die

By J.J. Tindall
Hate to ruin your good time, fellas. Chicagoetry #3.

Posted on July 25, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Fellow Parents Planning Birthday Parties:
Unless you've just moved into the neighborhood, your neighbors already know how you live. You won't fool anyone by holding your kid's birthday party at the Rainforest Cafe.

Posted on July 24, 2007

Chicagoetry: Song of My Cell Phone

By J.J. Tindall
Poem #2 in our Rhymes for the Times series.

Posted on July 23, 2007

Empire!

Part blue-collar superhero and part pure entertainment, The Empire Man has come to represent great value, world-class customer care, and next day installation to generations of Home Furnishing and Home Improvement consumers.

Posted on July 19, 2007

Chicagoetry: Get the Lions

By J.J. Tindall
Poem #1 in our Rhymes for the Times series.

Posted on July 18, 2007

Ramen Review #2: Dr. McDougall's Baked Not Fried

By Bethany Lankin
Because as far as Asian cuisine is concerned, with a name like McDougall's, it has to be good.

Posted on July 17, 2007

Cab #6159

An exhilirating experience that may have included travel to distant planets.

Posted on July 16, 2007

Cab #5321

This bus is haunting us. And so is that radio station - what is that, WLIT?

Posted on July 12, 2007

Hail Kwik-E-Mart!

By Steve Rhodes and Natasha Julius
Every item guaranteed fresh or your money begrudgingly refunded. Now on the Southwest Side.

Posted on July 10, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Eric Zorn and Rich Miller:
I still can't believe I got someone fired, possibly ruining her New York magazine career, because of a silly article about company dress codes. That's why I still worry about individual words.

Posted on July 10, 2007

Ramen Review #1: Tradition Noodle Soup Oriental Style

By Bethany Lankin
I added the spice packet after the noodles finished cooking and a wonderful smell curled up with the steam from the cooking pot. I was amazed and delighted. It smelled like the fried potatoes at the Christkindlmarkt in Daley Plaza.

Posted on July 9, 2007

Great Pyramids Mystery Solved Again

By The Beachwood Cheops Affairs Desk
Often when a person looks at an "impossible" task with a mystic perspective, they are sure to remain stumped for generations.

Posted on July 3, 2007

MUSIC - College Radio, Eh?
TV - The Sublime Hong Kong Phooey.
POLITICS - CTU Strike Notebook.
SPORTS - Official Power Tools Of MiLB.

BOOKS - Trump Trade Guy's Fake Expert.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Renaming Lake Shore Drive.


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