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Day in the Life: Downtown Chicago

By Scott Buckner
Tea Leoni performing police surveillance. Moon rocks and escalator guts. A witty bank and bitchin' street jazz. I should get downtown more often.

Posted on May 30, 2007

Cab #4856

We almost hit a car, a school bus, and a trolley - nearly completing the triple play. Then the driver chose to speak.

Posted on May 29, 2007

Cab #6052

Ray St. Ray, the Singing Cab Driver, is in so many ways the unwitting father of Taxi Cab Journal. Now he's back, like a world-weary former lover. Only without the awkward sexual tension and emotional baggage.

Posted on May 24, 2007

Cab #1889

This cab is sloshing and whirring. It's a creepy cab. And the driver is a phantom.

Posted on May 23, 2007

Cab #580

The highest burglar-shield-to-fare-window ratio yet experienced - somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 square inches of ballistics-rated plastic for every one square inch of open space.

Posted on May 21, 2007

Cab #5063

He's a serial lane-creator! Oh, was that us hitting the curb again?

Posted on May 18, 2007

Barista! The Coffee Goes Cold

By Maude Perkins
Sure, I made an awful lot of transactional enemies, but I had even more allied customers that went largely unmentioned in this column. Let's be honest, you readers didn't care about them. You only wanted to know about the dipshits and the douchebags.

Posted on May 14, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Alderman Natarus:
After 36 years, you've talked your way into the story of Chicago. Naturally you must wonder: How will history treat Burton Natarus? Why wait. Let's get started right now.

Posted on May 10, 2007

Cab #5514*

The ride was not dissimiliar to being aboard Street Sense in the Kentucky Derby.

Posted on May 9, 2007

Excessive Teen Showering Solved

By The Beachwood Teen Showering Affairs Desk
Anew patented high-tech device, the Shower Manager, is now available which lets the Head-of-Household take control of shower times, eliminating unnecessary over use.

Posted on May 7, 2007

Sci-Fi High

By Scott Gordon
The Music Box Massacre had a baby, and it's a helluva glorious, geeky show.

Posted on May 4, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Paul McCartney On The Occasion Of Your Latest Release:
Many artists have been saved from your fate, Paul, by meeting an untimely death. I hate to think what Jim Morrison might be up to these days, for instance, if he was still with us. Perhaps hosting Deal or No Deal.

Posted on May 2, 2007

MUSIC - 25 Years Of Defiant Chicago Roots.
TV - The Real Climate Crisis Hypocrites.
POLITICS - Trump Wants Bush Torture Guy.
SPORTS - How Rihanna Won The Super Bowl.

BOOKS - Lori Lightfoot's Libraries.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - The History Of Blaming Games.


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