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Beachwood Photo Booth: Teach Love

By Helene Smith

House rule.

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Posted on October 21, 2016

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Did A Chicago-Area Artist Just Buy $88 Million In Bank Of America Stock?

By Dan Freed/Reuters
Securities experts said there was no doubt the filing was a hoax.

Posted on October 20, 2016

At The Chicago History Museum: The First American Couturier

By The Chicago History Museum
Most famous for designing the wedding dress of the Duchess of Windsor in 1937, Chicago-born Mainbocher balanced his elite brand by creating uniforms for the Navy W.A.V.E.S. during World War II, the Girl Scouts of America and nursing students at Chicago's Passavant Memorial Hospital.

Posted on October 19, 2016

Tape, Ranked

By Beachwood Labs
From surveillance to hockey.

Posted on October 18, 2016

Step Up Ladder Safety

By Safe Electricity
The Fatal Four: falls, electrocutions, struck by object, and caught-in/between.

Posted on October 17, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: AAA Sales

By Helene Smith
Alright, alright, alright.

Posted on October 14, 2016

Northwestern Chemistry Nobel Laureate Fraser Stoddart Made Our Department A Fun Place To Be

By Simon Cotton and Jon Preece/The Conversation
He has an infectious enthusiasm for science, and allows and encourages free thinking and the exploration of ideas.

Posted on October 10, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: Donuts

By Helene Smith
Buy one thingie, get one thingie free.

Posted on October 7, 2016

At The Art Institute | A Glimpse Of Moholy, The Most Versatile Artist Of The 20th Century

By The Art Institute Of Chicago
Modern design legend led the New Bauhaus in Chicago.

Posted on October 4, 2016

Chicagoetry: My Emotional Shedd Aquarium

By J.J. Tindall
Guitarfish Lucille as Shame.

Posted on October 3, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: Party Store

By Helene Smith
Grand Rapids, Michigan is waiting for you.

Posted on September 30, 2016

Fight Club At The Oak Lawn Chuck E. Cheese

Restaurant In Danger Of Being Kicked Out Of Village
"Since 2011, Oak Lawn police have made more than two dozen arrests there, mostly for battery and disorderly conduct."

Posted on September 28, 2016

Kick-Ass Chinese Lanterns In Milwaukee

By The Boerner Botanical Gardens
After passing through the Welcome Gate, visitors may find that each display is more magical than the last.

Posted on September 26, 2016

MUSIC - Riv Stagehands To Trick-Or-Treat For Union Contract.
TV - No, We Don't Want To See 'W' Flag Cupcakes.
POLITICS - Fake News And False Flags.
SPORTS - Bears' Nip Slip.

BOOKS - Obama Snags General In Book Leak.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicago Artist Buys $88 Million In Bank Of America Stock.

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