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Chicagoetry: Damocles In K-Town

By J.J. Tindall

Damocles in K-Town

A sharp sword dangles
Just above my head now,

Hung from a low, dark cloud
By a single strand
Of horse tail.

I can feel it
But can't directly see it.
Got me on edge.

Continue reading "Chicagoetry: Damocles In K-Town" »
Posted on January 16, 2017

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
Continue reading "Cab #1555" »
Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
Continue reading "Open Letter" »
Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
Continue reading "I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!" »
Posted on October 19, 2015

Chicagoetry: Damocles In K-Town

By J.J. Tindall
Like some Beaux Arts Brigadoon.

Posted on January 16, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Bartcam

By Helene Smith
Moon shot.

Posted on January 13, 2017

Englewood 79th/67th

By CharlieBo313

Posted on January 11, 2017

Chicagoetry: Reservoir Dogs

By J.J. Tindall
Like a Senate, or a City Council.

Posted on January 10, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: We Have Fresh Goat

By Helene Smith
But come in for the ice cream.

Posted on January 6, 2017

In Evanston | The Mitchell Museum Of The American Indian

'A Little-Known Gem'
Including Great Lakes ice fishing decoys, traditional and contemporary dolls from throughout North America, 19th and 20th century beadwork and baskets, and Navajo weavings.

Posted on January 5, 2017

Chicago's Factories Of The Past Are Turning Into Chicago's Data Centers Of The Future

By Graham Pickren/The Conversation
Buildings where workers once processed checks, baked bread and printed Sears catalogs now stream Netflix and host servers engaged in financial trading.

Posted on January 9, 2017

In Evanston | The American Toby Jug Museum

What The . . .
Jugs are used for pouring; mugs are used for drinking.

Posted on January 4, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: American Housemates

By Helene Smith
Happy awful new year.

Posted on December 30, 2016

At The Art Institute | In All His Wildest Dreams

By The Art Institute Of Chicago
A protest against forgetting.

Posted on January 3, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Season's Greetings

By Helene Smith
From the Beachwood bears.

Posted on December 23, 2016

North Pole Temps Could Climb 50 Degrees Above Normal

By Andrea Germanos/Common Dreams
Reindeer suffering; Santa pissed.

Posted on December 22, 2016

Economic Opportunity, Fragile Fisheries Drive Aquaculture In Wisconsin

By Scott Gordon/WisContext
Wisconsin has the most aquaculture activity of any state in the Midwest.

Posted on December 21, 2016

Wisconsin Cheese Production Continues To Grow

By Hope Kirwan/Wisconsin Public Radio
From McDonald's to Mexico.

Posted on December 20, 2016

A Rob Sherman Remembrance

By Nikki Golden
We think we're totally screwed because once he had something in his craw about it infringing on his atheist rights, he pursued it to the nth degree.

Posted on December 14, 2016

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago.
TV - How TV Covered The DOJ's CPD Report.
POLITICS - The Racist Invention Of The White Working Class.
SPORTS - Bulls On The Verge Of Respectability.

BOOKS - Tackling Shareholder Economics.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: Damocles In K-Town.

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