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Chicagoetry: Barshomba And The Green Bunny
By J.J. Tindall
BARSHOMBA AND THE GREEN BUNNY
"Yeah, man," Mr. DeFourneaux began,
"Me and Barshomba had
the One Love Peace
Band.
You heard of the Chitlin'
Circuit? South Side, you know,
Bonanza, Peppers,
Rock, Castle Rock,
Checkmate, the Green Bunny?
77th and Halsted in the
early '70s. South Side,
you know: Sam Cooke,
Herbie Hancock, Ramsay
Lewis, Minnie Riperton.
Barshomba had dreads
down to his ass, you know.
You heard of
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Cab #1336A classic adherent of the Dropped Object school of driving.Continue reading "Cab #1336" » Posted on July 14, 2008 |
Open LetterDear Laurence Msall:Trees, sick people, anyone who needs a quick Xerox - these you deem important enough to protect from the villainous Cook County Board. But not the average Cook County citizen?Continue reading "Open Letter" » Posted on March 19, 2008 |
Barista! The Coffee Goes ColdBy Maude PerkinsSure, I made an awful lot of transactional enemies, but I had even more allied customers that went largely unmentioned in this column. Let's be honest, you readers didn't care about them. You only wanted to know about the dipshits and the douchebags.Continue reading "Barista! The Coffee Goes Cold" » Posted on May 14, 2007 |
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By J.J. Tindall
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The Droll World of James Warren
By The Beachwood Droll Affairs Desk
From Dennis Kucinich to Dr. Spock, it's a droll, droll world.Posted on July 22, 2008
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By J.J. Tindall
A malcontent, recorder of deeds.Posted on July 21, 2008
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By Stephanie B. Goldberg
And the people who had them.Posted on July 18, 2008
Enchantment Way
By The Beachwood Stays In Vegas Affairs Desk
Greening Las Vegas.Posted on July 17, 2008
You're Hereby Bequeathed Stress
By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Two siblings inherit millions each and fight viciously over the old Tupperware.Posted on July 16, 2008
Troubled Economy Saving Marriages
By The Special Guests Publicity Service
A courtship with recession.Posted on July 15, 2008
The Five Dumbest Ideas of The Week
By Stephanie B. Goldberg
And the people who had them. Plus, the week's top five apologies.Posted on July 11, 2008
Chicagoetry: Ode to Amy Jacobson
By J.J. Tindall
I was so psyched you were on that story.Posted on July 10, 2008
Chicagoetry: Trump's New Erection
By J.J. Tindall
Seriously, Donald.Posted on July 09, 2008
Big in Japan: The Chicago Way
By Dan Simon
Chicago-style corruption flourishes, with a few key differences.Posted on July 08, 2008
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By J.J. Tindall
Regulated being necessary.Posted on July 07, 2008
The Five Dumbest Ideas of The Week
By Stephanie B. Goldberg
Christie Brinkley vs. Christopher Hitchens.Posted on July 04, 2008
Dot XXX
By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Gang bangs, group sex, unsafe sex, sex with barely legal teens, sex with siblings, sex with the neighbors' wives, sex with prostitutes, sex with she-males, sex with animals and sex with excrement.Posted on July 02, 2008
Amish Craze Going Mainstream?
By The Special Guests Publicity Service
The horse and buggy make a comeback.Posted on June 30, 2008
The Five Dumbest Ideas of The Week
By Stephanie B. Goldberg
And the people who had them.Posted on June 27, 2008
Taking Birth Control With A Soy Latte?
By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Muted lighting, hardwood floors and consultant-selected color palettes.Posted on June 26, 2008
Big in Japan: The Yokohama Cubs
By Dan Simon
They had to stink. How else could I grow to love them?Posted on June 24, 2008
The Five Dumbest Ideas of The Week
By Stephanie B. Goldberg
And the people who had them.Posted on June 20, 2008
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