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Fight Club At The Oak Lawn Chuck E. Cheese

Restaurant In Danger Of Being Kicked Out Of Village

"Oak Lawn officials say Chuck E. Cheese's is in danger of being kicked out of the village if it can't keep adults from fighting in the children's restaurant. Police have been called to the 95th street location more than 50 times already this year," WBEZ reports.

"Village President Sandy Bury said the restaurant gave up its liquor license in 2014.

"I thought oh it's a kids place, they don't need liquor there," Bury said. "I was hopeful that would kinda quiet things down but it hasn't, unfortunately."

"Recently an off-duty police officer working security was assaulted during a family fight."

Let's take a look.

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Posted on September 28, 2016

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Kick-Ass Chinese Lanterns In Milwaukee

By The Boerner Botanical Gardens
After passing through the Welcome Gate, visitors may find that each display is more magical than the last.

Posted on September 26, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: Ashland & Pawn

By Helene Smith
Value city.

Posted on September 23, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: Sunny Day Tap

By Helene Smith
Waitresses wear the standard Eastern European uniform of nightclub attire, even at the lunch hour.

Posted on September 16, 2016

Chicago Magic Lounge

'A Modern Take On A Lost Chicago Tradition'
Magic right at your table.

Posted on September 12, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: America, Summer 2016, Part 3

By Helene Smith
As expressed by a Meijer's cake case in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Last in a series.

Posted on September 9, 2016

Spanish-Language Bird Walks, Y'all

By The Forest Preserves Of Cook County
Observar la migración otoñal.

Posted on September 8, 2016

Wait Till They Start Killing In Beverly Hills Like You Do In Chicago

By The Manning Report
Jesus cursed a fig tree, people. Now run tell that.

Posted on September 7, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: We Are Moving

By Helene Smith
March 1st.

Posted on September 2, 2016

Beachwood Wins Bogus Award

By Chicago Business Recognition
Recognition is given to those companies that have shown the ability to use their best practices and implemented programs to generate competitive advantages and long-term value.

Posted on September 5, 2016

Chicagoetry: Houses Of The Holy

By J.J. Tindall
My "local" is Forest Home in Forest Park.

Posted on September 1, 2016

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PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Kick-Ass Chinese Lanterns In Milwaukee.

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