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Chicagoetry: Happy

By J.J. Tindall


Two weeks ago
I was happy
For about 10 minutes!

It was really cool and

Now the insomniac sky
Glows with light pollution
Reflecting off the low, wet

Continue reading "Chicagoetry: Happy" »
Posted on April 19, 2018

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
Continue reading "Cab #1555" »
Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
Continue reading "Open Letter" »
Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
Continue reading "I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!" »
Posted on October 19, 2015

Chicagoetry: Happy

By J.J. Tindall
For about 10 minutes.

Posted on April 19, 2018

Pennies From Chicago

By Coin Sense And Nonsense
Adventures in coin roll hunting.

Posted on April 13, 2018

Schneemann Im Frühling | Subway Surfers Chicago Update

By Busch
Snowtime in Spring.

Posted on April 11, 2018

It Started In Chicago: The Politics Of Naming Streets After MLK

By Derek H. Alderman/The Conversation
Mayor Richard J. Daley rejected the original proposal to name a downtown street after the slain civil rights leader. He segregated the street to the South Side.

Posted on April 9, 2018

Chicagoetry: Bite

By J.J. Tindall
Stray dogs, service truck blind spots, Harlem Avenue.

Posted on April 5, 2018

RECALL! Good Foods Curry Chicken Salad

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
Misbranding and an undeclared allergen in Wisconsin company product shipped to Illinois.

Posted on April 4, 2018

The Art Of Chinese Rubbings

By The Art Institute Of Chicago
Mirroring China's past.

Posted on April 3, 2018

Chicagoetry: Death In Chicago

By J.J. Tindall
You absolutely must let it come.

Posted on March 26, 2018

My Twitter Advertisers

By Steve Rhodes
I am, apparently, a target market.

Posted on March 22, 2018

Chicago's King Of Bar Mitzvahs

By Great Big Story
Three-year waiting list.

Posted on March 20, 2018

MUSIC - The Chicago Authority.
TV - Nasty, Heartless Fuckers.
POLITICS - U.S. Oligarchs & The Media.
SPORTS - White Sox Report: Rebuild To Regress.

BOOKS - Midland Winner: The Odyssey Of Echo Company.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: Happy.

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