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Beachwood Photo Booth: Conveyance Belt

By Helene Smith

The old economy as seen from the Pere Marquette.

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Posted on February 12, 2016

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Conveyance Belt

By Helene Smith
The old economy as seen from the Pere Marquette.

Posted on February 12, 2016

Adler Astronomer On LIGO Team!

By The Adler Planetarium and The Beachwood Linking & Embedding Affairs Desk
The Universe is speaking and now we are listening!

Posted on February 11, 2016

Riding The Dog, Part 4: Faceplant Position

By Scott Buckner
Making movies, on location.

Posted on February 10, 2016

Riding The Dog, Part 3: Meet Me At The Esquire Lounge

By Scott Buckner
If you have to spend two hours drinking Jack-and-Cokes and eating cheeseburgers until something interesting starts happening, then by golly, this seems like an ideal place to do it.

Posted on February 9, 2016

Riding The Dog, Part 2: Celebrating Incessant Monotony Since 1961

By Scott Buckner
It's a pancake-flat stretch of the North American continent so uninteresting that even the universe lost interest in the place when it was creating the planet and figuring out where to stick neat stuff like hills and mountains.

Posted on February 8, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: The Tanks Of Avondale

By Helene Smith
Addison & Elston.

Posted on February 5, 2016

At The Smart Museum | Monster Roster: Existentialist Art In Postwar Chicago

'Group Of Postwar Artists Established The First Unique Chicago Style'
Deeply psychological works that drew on classical mythology and ancient art.

Posted on February 3, 2016

Riding The Dog, Part 1: Midnight Bus To Markham

By Scott Buckner
There's something about mass transportation at an obscene hour.

Posted on February 1, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: Jesus At The Drive-In

By Helene Smith
Walk-ins welcome.

Posted on January 29, 2016

Immerse Your Kids In The Forest!

By The Forest Preserves Of Cook County
Chicago joins Los Angeles, the San Francisco Bay Area, Boise, and Seattle in a growing number of cities with programs increasing much needed access to nature for youth.

Posted on January 27, 2016

At The Adler | Sign Up Now For Summer Science

By The Adler Planetarium
Young space and technology enthusiasts alike will have the opportunity to spend part of their summer exploring space, using telescopes, building rockets, seeing immersive sky shows, programming robots, exploring exhibits, launching high altitude balloons, and much, much more.

Posted on January 26, 2016

Beachwood Photo Booth: Ad Deluxe

By Helene Smith
Sign man.

Posted on January 22, 2016

At The Adler | A Real Ninth Planet!

By The Adler Planetarium with The Beachwood Linking & Embedding Affairs Desk
Is the Planet X myth real?

Posted on January 21, 2016

Chicagoetry: Bare Trees

By J.J. Tindall
Fallen star men, lost heroes.

Posted on January 18, 2016

MUSIC - The Week In Chicago Rock.
TV - Here Comes Feely-Vision!
POLITICS - Bill Clinton's Phony Executive Pay Cap.
SPORTS - Beachwood Sports Radio: Bears Befuddle.

BOOKS - Garbage Juice, The Bankruptcy Bible & The Boss.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Beachwood Photo Booth: Conveyence Belt.

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