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Beachwood Photo Booth: 20th Century Schizoid Man

By Helene Smith

A classic touch.

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Posted on January 30, 2015
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Taxicab Journals

Cab #202

Cab #202 is the new Cab 420.
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Posted on October 19, 2009
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Pizza Delivery Guy: Dog Tales

By Guy Essenfahr
They always think the pizza is for them.
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Posted on February 27, 2013

Beachwood Photo Booth: 20th Century Schizoid Man

By Helene Smith
A classic touch.

Posted on January 30, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 8: Zero Is The Target

By Natasha Julius
An invitation to revisit some of the darkest thoughts that possessed me in the early stages of this ordeal.

Posted on January 29, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 7: Like A Pelvic Game Of Asteroids

By Natasha Julius
Pathologists be pathologizing.

Posted on January 28, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 6: The Garage Doors Of Fresno

By Natasha Julius
I was told I should feel myself again "by Monday." To be fair, my caregivers did not specify which Monday.

Posted on January 27, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 5: D&Cs Suck

By Natasha Julius
I felt like I had been on 17 consecutive roller coasters. Also, my body was about 25% larger than I was expecting it to be.

Posted on January 26, 2015

Chicagoetry: Chicago

By J.J. Tindall
I am an oligarchy / Of letters and laws, / Bettors, debtors / And broken jaws.

Posted on January 24, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Cubs Rehab

By Helene Smith
If only.

Posted on January 23, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 4: Mommy, What Does Bupkes Mean?

By Natasha Julius
When preparing for surgery, the best thing you can do is explain it to a four-year-old.

Posted on January 22, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 3: Remember The Challenger

By Natasha Julius
Would you wait for the signal to die out slowly, hoping the nuisance never rises to the level of a second disaster? Or would you launch an expedition to find that rogue chunk and deactivate it?

Posted on January 21, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 2: Firing Squad Or Hemlock?

By Natasha Julius
No one wants to poison themselves, but at least you know you won't miss.

Posted on January 20, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 1: No Fetal Heartbeat

By Natasha Julius
There are three possibilities for how the pregnancy ultimately will end.

Posted on January 19, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Horner Park Hot Dogs

By Helene Smith
Window service.

Posted on January 16, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Svengoolie

By Helene Smith
On TV.

Posted on January 9, 2015

Winter Won't Stop the Dane County Farmers' Market

By Nikki Lenart with Bill Lubing/Market Manager
The largest producer-only market in the country, offering the highest quality products of Wisconsin.

Posted on January 8, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Dali Logan

By Helene Smith
Murreality.

Posted on January 3, 2015

Chicago Nuke Attack Planned For 2015

By Alex Jones
Alex Jones talks with Infowars reporter Paul Joseph Watson about the latest news from famed hacker Guccifer, he claims there is a nuclear attack planned for Chicago in 2015.

Posted on January 1, 2015

MUSIC - The Week In Chicago Rock.
TV - The Only 8 Type Of TV Shows That Get Made.
POLITICS - Beachwood Radio: Debating Race & Rahm.
SPORTS - Beachwood Sports Radio: This Year's Super Bowl Is Peak NFL. Beyond The Square Pool: The Game, The Bets, The Depravity. Plus: Our Halftime Prop Bet.

BOOKS - Local Book Notes: Corrupt Illinois, A South Side Bard & J. Ivy's Cycle Of Pain.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Beachwood Photo Booth: 20th Century Schizoid Man.


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