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Chicagoetry: Sixteen Movies Ago

By J.J. Tindall

Sixteen Movies Ago

Sixteen movies ago
I was heavy with greed.
Had a sextet

Of moods, generally.
Weeping at orbs.
Clowning with trees.

Seven movies ago
I was peering
At the labyrinth

Continue reading "Chicagoetry: Sixteen Movies Ago" »
Posted on October 22, 2014

Taxicab Journals

Cab #202

Cab #202 is the new Cab 420.
Continue reading "Cab #202" »
Posted on October 19, 2009
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
Continue reading "Open Letter" »
Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Pizza Delivery Guy: Dog Tales

By Guy Essenfahr
They always think the pizza is for them.
Continue reading "I Am A Pizza Delivery Guy: Dog Tales" »
Posted on February 27, 2013

Chicagoetry: Sixteen Movies Ago

By J.J. Tindall
Heavy with greed.

Posted on October 22, 2014

Millionaires Not Sweet On Halloween

By Millionaire Corner
Scrooges comes early.

Posted on October 21, 2014

The Beer Thinker: An Oktoberfest For The Rest Of Us

By Dan O'Shea
Leaving pumpkin beers behind.

Posted on October 20, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: The Colors Of Bowmanville

By Helene Smith
Red, gold and green.

Posted on October 17, 2014

Faye Wrubel vs. Paris Street: Rainy Day

By The Art Institute Of Chicago
Taking the yellow out.

Posted on October 14, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Backstage Chicago

By Helene Smith
Behind the props.

Posted on October 10, 2014

North America's Collision Repair Experts Weigh In On The Hefty Costs Of Hitting A Deer

By CARSTAR Auto Body Repair Experts
Bucks can cost lots of green.

Posted on October 9, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Cow Patrol

By Helene Smith
Gene's Sausage.

Posted on October 3, 2014

Brace Yourselves: Scary Face Pancakes Are Back At IHOP!

IHOP Restaurants may want to change their name to the "International Haunted House of Pancakes" this October!

Posted on October 1, 2014

Dairy Queen Vs. Sandwich, Illinois

By Dairy Queen
This offer may vary in Texas.

Posted on September 30, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Penn-Dutchman Antiques

By Helene Smith
And the chairs of Lincoln Square.

Posted on September 26, 2014

Chicagoetry: Mirages Of Matchstick Men

By J.J. Tindall
There beneath blue suburban skies.

Posted on September 23, 2014

MUSIC - The Ballad Of Bruce Rauner.
TV - Paul Lynde vs. Halloween.
POLITICS - Beachwood Radio: The Sun-Times Is A Hot Mess.
SPORTS - Kool-Aid: You Just Kick The Ball.

BOOKS - The Onion vs. Gone Girl.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: Sixteen Movies Ago.

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