Chicago - Nov. 24, 2014
Music TV Politics Sports Books People Places & Things
Beachwood PP&T
Our monthly PP&T archive.
Rhymes for the Times.
Beachwood Bookmarks
Beer Lights
World's Greatest Bar Tricks
Best of Craigslist
Wacky Packages
Boing Boing
Reading With Scissors
Taquitos Snack Food Reviews
How Products Are Made
Everyday Mysteries
Chicago Zombie
Proof Booze Blog
Texts From Last Night
Awkward Family Photos
Vending Spree
Ultra Local Geography
Best Pinball Machine Ever
The Accidental Highway
Land of Sky Beer Waters
Calumet 412
Chicago Patterns

Chicagoetry: Love In Vain In A Station Of The Metro

By J.J. Tindall

Love in Vain in a Station of the Metro

I lost my last car

In the Late Crash,
Forced underground
Into the subways again,

Back to the trains
And my fellow Undergroundlings.
Just another near-vagrant

Continue reading "Chicagoetry: Love In Vain In A Station Of The Metro" »
Posted on November 24, 2014

Taxicab Journals

Cab #202

Cab #202 is the new Cab 420.
Continue reading "Cab #202" »
Posted on October 19, 2009
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
Continue reading "Open Letter" »
Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Pizza Delivery Guy: Dog Tales

By Guy Essenfahr
They always think the pizza is for them.
Continue reading "I Am A Pizza Delivery Guy: Dog Tales" »
Posted on February 27, 2013

Chicagoetry: Love In Vain In A Station Of The Metro

By J.J. Tindall
Unattended bag.

Posted on November 24, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Big Fat Phone

By Helene Smith
Dial M for murder.

Posted on November 21, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Smokers' Mast

By Helene Smith
Set to sail.

Posted on November 14, 2014

Exclusive Tips To Prepare For Severe Weather Ahead!

By FEMA and The Beachwood Weather Monkey
Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.

Posted on November 17, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Long Cool Heat

By Helene Smith
In a black dress.

Posted on November 7, 2014

Sounds Of Work: Chicago Trading Floor

By The Sound Effects Choir
Gimme two!

Posted on November 6, 2014

Chicago Chewing Gum Removal

By Chicago Chewing Gum Removal
From a concrete sidewalk.

Posted on November 5, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Francisco Frankenstein

By Helene Smith

Posted on October 31, 2014

Faces Of The Child Migrant Crisis

By Art Works Projects
Overwhelmingly I got the sense that, even in their own countries they were insignificant, overlooked, not valued.

Posted on October 30, 2014

Surviving The In-Laws At Thanksgiving

By Alison Wealcatch/Serbin Media
Worst case scenario: Pay for a hotel room.

Posted on October 27, 2014

Beachwood Photo Booth: Skully Bungalow

By Helene Smith
Enter at your own risk.

Posted on October 24, 2014

Chicagoetry: Sixteen Movies Ago

By J.J. Tindall
Heavy with greed.

Posted on October 22, 2014

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock.
TV - Tom Turkey Cake.
POLITICS - Beachwood Radio: Save The Spire, Ditch DePaul, Nuke The Luke.
SPORTS - SportsMonday: Trestman Outruns Lovie. College Football Report: Burt Reynolds Spears America.

BOOKS - Abe Lincoln: Good For The Jews.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: Love In Vain In A Station Of The Metro.

Search The Beachwood Reporter

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Follow BeachwoodReport on Twitter

Beachwood Radio!

Wool and Hoop