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'58 Corvette

By Gateway Classic Cars

"The C-1 Corvettes have always been popular and were completely redesigned in 1958 with quad headlights and chrome trunk spears.

"One of the very popular designs of the time was the exhaust coming through the rear bumper removing the ugly exhaust tips dangling from the underside of the trunk pan.

"This Signet Red beauty with white coves and matching Signet Red interior is sure to impress at any show.

"Recently this car was given a Bloomington Gold certification and this car is ready to show and collect some awards.

"The 230 horsepower 283 CI V8 runs nice and strong and is a blast to drive with the 4-speed transmission.

"This car was ordered from the factory with a soft-top delete and has the original fiberglass hardtop included."

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Posted on July 28, 2015

Taxicab Journals

Cab #202

Cab #202 is the new Cab 420.
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Posted on October 19, 2009
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
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I Am A Pizza Delivery Guy: Dog Tales

By Guy Essenfahr
They always think the pizza is for them.
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Posted on February 27, 2013

'58 Corvette

By Gateway Classic Cars
The C-1 Corvettes have always been popular and were completely redesigned in 1958 with quad headlights and chrome trunk spears.

Posted on July 28, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Lincoln Tap

By Helene Smith
Pole dance.

Posted on July 24, 2015

Chicagoetry: Dancing With Men

By J.J. Tindall
Remembering Neo.

Posted on July 21, 2015

Chicago's Statues Speak

Another Beachwood Special Report
And oh what tales they tell.

Posted on July 22, 2015

The 4 Most Common White Lies Adults Have Told

By Emily Colligan/KRC Research
Of course I wore a condom.

Posted on July 20, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Lyndale Food & Jewelry

By Helene Smith
Our favorite kind of store.

Posted on July 17, 2015

Chicago Ladies Bullet Skate!

Low-Cut Boot For Greater Freedom!
A popular choice for all-around rink and social skating.

Posted on July 14, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Evanston Oasis

By Helene Smith
Yellow brick home.

Posted on July 10, 2015

Chicagoetry: Heaven

By J.J. Tindall
Dreamliner my ass.

Posted on July 6, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Superheroic San Luis Freeze

By Helene Smith
Super satisfying.

Posted on July 3, 2015

Exclusive! Inside Amtrak's New Union Station

Another Beachwood Special Report
Hello, Navy Pier Ferris wheel!

Posted on July 2, 2015

Some Bloke's Chicago Town Pizza Review

By James Kinnair
"Shout out to my boys in the Chicago Town factory!"

Posted on June 29, 2015

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