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Beachwood Photo Booth: Bowling Night

By Helene Smith

On Grand Rapids' West Side.

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Posted on February 24, 2017

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Bowling Night

By Helene Smith
On Grand Rapids' West Side.

Posted on February 24, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Old Glory

By Helene Smith
Now departing.

Posted on February 17, 2017

Chicagoetry: Lope

By J.J. Tindall
Only the dead have no regrets.

Posted on February 13, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Lincoln's Cozy Corner

By Helene Smith
History and eggs.

Posted on February 10, 2017

Amid A Boom, Wisconsin Cranberry Growers Look To Future Markets

By Scott Gordon/WisContext
No state challenges Wisconsin's dominance in United States cranberry production - its nearest competitor, Massachusetts, produces less than half as much.

Posted on February 8, 2017

In Russia, McDonald's 'Golden Arches' Have A Russian Shine

By Maria Kiselyova and Olga Sichkar/Reuters
"I don't think there's a single company that can call itself more Russian than us."

Posted on February 7, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Chicago Embassy

By Helene Smith
Everybody in, nobody out.

Posted on February 3, 2017

Tips For Growing Blueberries In Wisconsin

By Jill Nadeau/Wisconsin Public Radio
Conditions must be just right for blueberry plants to survive and produce fruit.

Posted on February 6, 2017

At The Ukrainian National Museum | Celebrating Women Of Courage

By DH Marketing
The exhibition features photography, paintings, mixed media, poetry and short films of and by more than 15 courageous artists from across the country who have overcome extreme difficulties in their lives.

Posted on February 20, 2017

Poem ["The Beachwood Inn Has Collapsed!"]

By Tim Willette and J.J. Tindall
oh Beachwood we love you get up.

Posted on February 1, 2017

Wisconsin's Specialty Cheesemakers May Be Better Off Than Other States

By Hope Kirwan/Wisconsin Public Radio
But many cheesemakers are having a tough go.

Posted on January 31, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Urban Wheat

By Helene Smith
Amber waves of grey.

Posted on January 27, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Gaslight

By Helene Smith
The truth is out there.

Posted on January 20, 2017

Honoring The Hala Kahiki's "Tiki Titan"

And The House Of Paradise He Outfitted
Enduring art and an enduring Midwestern tropical oasis.

Posted on January 18, 2017

Chicagoetry: Damocles In K-Town

By J.J. Tindall
Like some Beaux Arts Brigadoon.

Posted on January 16, 2017

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock.
TV - Vizio Settles Spying Complaints.
POLITICS - CIA Cables Detail New Deputy Director's Role In Torture.
SPORTS - Hot Hawks Getting Schmaltzy.

BOOKS - Bannon, The Best And The Brightest.

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