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Fish Unboxing

By PlantedDiscusFishTank

"I waited all summer to get another discus order in and this time I ordered mature adults so I can restart breeding discus. I hope you are as excited as I am to receive these beautiful fish and hopefully get them to spawn soon!"

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Posted on August 16, 2017

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Chicagoetry: Ozymandias In High Definition

By J.J. Tindall
The song remains the same.

Posted on August 15, 2017

Black Food

By Yasmeen Scott/Free Spirit Media
The real idea behind soul food.

Posted on August 14, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: The Classy Oogle Queen

By Helene Smith
Words of the prophets.

Posted on August 11, 2017

Illinois Photographer's Work Is Now Forever

By The United States Postal Service
"I must say it was pretty neat to hear that an image I took was going to appear on a USPS stamp."

Posted on August 8, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Sal's Barber Shop

By Helene Smith
He came to Chicago in 1955. He was 17.

Posted on August 4, 2017

Chicagoetry: Bike On A Tightrope

By J.J. Tindall
I can indulge in false bravery!

Posted on August 7, 2017

Efforts To Boost Marten Numbers In Wisconsin Meet Ongoing Failure

By Eric Freedman/WisContext
The state's most endangered mammal.

Posted on August 3, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Supply Line

By Helene Smith
Truck and tree.

Posted on July 28, 2017

Blueberry Maggot Fly Poised To Expand In Wisconsin

By Janet van Zoeren and Christelle Guédot/WisContext
Unfortunately, this infestation can go unnoticed until after harvest, when maggots crawl out of the fruit and their presence becomes obvious during processing or when it's sold fresh.

Posted on July 27, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Chicago Daisies

By Helene Smith
Sidewalk shot.

Posted on July 21, 2017

The Life Of Land After Frac Sand

By Scott Gordon/WisContext
Reclaimed mine sites have become farmland, pasture or forested wildlife habitat.

Posted on July 18, 2017

Wisconsin And The Extinction Of The Passenger Pigeon

By Kristian Knutsen/WisContext
An avian blizzard in central Wisconsin in 1871 made for a spectacle the likes of which would never be seen again.

Posted on July 17, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Wunder's

By Helene Smith
Serving Chicago since 1859.

Posted on July 14, 2017

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock.
TV - FCC [Hearts] Sinclair.
POLITICS - Police Stood By In Charlottesville.
SPORTS - Why Colin Kaepernick Matters.

BOOKS - Windy City Blues.


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