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Beachwood Photo Booth: Wyoming, Michigan

By Helene Smith

City of Vision and Progress.

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Posted on April 21, 2017

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Wyoming, Michigan

By Helene Smith
City of Vision and Progress.

Posted on April 21, 2017

Chicagoetry: People Made Of Rain Could Wreck God

By J.J. Tindall
Roaming, self-contained cities of withering pain.

Posted on April 18, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Chicken Run

By Helene Smith
Fleeing the coop.

Posted on April 14, 2017

Chase For Tastier Tortillas Starts With Age-Old 'Mexican Gold'

By David Alire Garcia/Reuters
A growing army of "heirloom corn" fans, from celebrity chef Rick Bayless to food giants like ConAgra to a group of dogged Mexican scientists, are aiming to unlock the ancient ingredient to bring tortillas with better flavor to the high-end foodie market while boosting sustainable local economies.

Posted on April 17, 2017

The Top 10 Wisconsin Insect Trends Of 2016

By PJ Liesch/WisContext
Some truly bizarre creatures.

Posted on April 11, 2017

Chicagoetry: Fresh Hell

By J.J. Tindall
Scorned lovers, spurned suitors, scammed marks, improbable revenge plots.

Posted on April 9, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Gumball Express

By Helene Smith
At Family Fare.

Posted on April 7, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Handicapped Milk Jug Zone

By Helene Smith
Parking lot series.

Posted on March 31, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Descending Darkly

By Helene Smith
Something wicked this way comes.

Posted on March 24, 2017

Chicagoetry: Ray Rayner & Friends

By J.J. Tindall
A strange, somber man named Orion talked about hog futures and fertilizers.

Posted on March 22, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: A Jukebox Is Not A Democracy

By Helene Smith
House rules.

Posted on March 17, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: House Sitting

By Helene Smith
Good dog.

Posted on March 10, 2017

Chicagoetry: Ballistics Exonerate The Furies

By J.J. Tindall
Bullet spray from a passing Chevrolet?

Posted on March 6, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Red Lion, Red Hots

By Helene Smith
Anchor Bar.

Posted on March 3, 2017

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BOOKS - America, We Need To Talk.

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