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Beachwood Photo Booth: Mail Call

By Helene Smith


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Posted on May 26, 2017

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Mail Call

By Helene Smith
Of the snail variety.

Posted on May 26, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: American Spring

By Helene Smith
Democracy dies in darkness.

Posted on May 19, 2017

Meet Limo Bob

By Steve Rhodes
I spotted Limo Bob in a series of photos titled "America's Obscene Wealth, In Pictures" and wondered how this Chicago character had escaped my attention.

Posted on May 23, 2017

United Is Too Tight

By Michele Gelfand and Virginia Choi/The Conversation
United workers, according to insiders, quickly learn that challenging rules risks getting fired.

Posted on May 16, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Don't Look Back

By Helene Smith
Something might be gaining on you.

Posted on May 12, 2017

Chicagoetry: Old Main

By J.J. Tindall
Like a Frankenstein of good, old-fashioned government.

Posted on May 10, 2017

Losing Logan Square

By Timothy McManus
A rapid loss of culture, identity and affordability that is neither natural nor inevitable, but the result of purposeful policy choices.

Posted on May 9, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Manzana

By Helene Smith
Apple band bus.

Posted on May 5, 2017

Roseland At Night

By CharlieBo313
"Loose square sellers need to unionize´╗┐."

Posted on May 3, 2017

Chicago-Based Duracell Sues Alleged Gray Market Dealer

By Jonathan Stempel/Reuters
Duracell, which long used the tagline "no regular battery looks like it or lasts like it," said JRS's batteries do look like its own but come in packaging that does not mention Duracell's 10-year guarantee or how to obtain customer service.

Posted on May 1, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Bus Stop

By Helene Smith
On your marks . . .

Posted on April 28, 2017

Illinois Man: Bose Headphones Are Spying On Me! (He May Be Right)

By David Glance/The Conversation
The real issue: apps and privacy statements.

Posted on April 27, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Wyoming, Michigan

By Helene Smith
City of Vision and Progress.

Posted on April 21, 2017

MUSIC - The Week In Chicago Rock.
TV - Slow TV Chicago.
POLITICS - Dangerous, Low-Wage Industries Depend On Immigrants, Refugees.
SPORTS - Beachwood Sports Radio: Dear Cubs, Make It Stop.

BOOKS - Meet Chicago's American Writers Museum.

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