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The Global Premature Ejaculation Market Is Exploding Quickly

By Reportlinker

The Global Premature Ejaculation Treatment Market is expected to grow from $2.3 million in 2018 to $4.3 million by the end of 2025, according to a new report (up to $1,090 off until June 10).

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Posted on June 4, 2020

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

A Special "Trump's Bible" Edition Of WTF

By David Rutter
Featuring Spanx, Lorna Doone, bayonets and Area 51.

Posted on June 3, 2020

Society Is Becoming Germaphobic. Let's Not Stay That Way.

By Sophie Strosberg/Undark
The lesson of this pandemic is not that we, as individuals, must do a better job of avoiding germs. It's that we, as a society, must be better prepared for the next big public health threat.

Posted on June 2, 2020

Check Out The Weird Shit Field Museum Employees Keep At Home

By Atlas Obscura
Including a fluorescent scorpion, a taxidermied squirrel, a miniature replica of a living room, and a unique pinned wasp!.

Posted on May 30, 2020

A 360° Great Train Story

By The Museum of Science and Industry
A cool view of a scale-model round-trip between Chicago and Seattle.

Posted on May 26, 2020

NASA Telescope Named For 'Mother of Hubble' Nancy Grace Roman

She left the University of Chicago after six years, knowing her chances of gaining tenure as a woman were slim.

Posted on May 21, 2020

Created: The Timuel Black Jr. Grant Fund

By Landmarks Illinois
To support planning and capital projects that work to preserve and promote the history, culture and architecture of Chicago's South Side, which Black has called home for the majority of his life.

Posted on May 20, 2020

I'm Having A Down Day Emotionally. Here's Why.

By David Rutter
Stupid, lazy despicable people who don't care about you. Go Hornets!

Posted on May 15, 2020

Surfrider Reports Back On The Nation's Beaches

By The Surfrider Foundation
One case study: the south end of Lake Michigan just east of Chicago.

Posted on May 14, 2020

New From The Post Office: American Gardens Stamps

By The U.S. Postal Service
Including the Chicago Botanical Garden.

Posted on May 13, 2020

The Patent Office Is "Adjusting" To A Supreme Court Ruling By Ignoring It

By Alex Moss/The Electronic Frontier Foundation
This is bad news for everyone who builds, makes and uses products in fields like software that are entangled in patent thickets - unless you like patent trolls.

Posted on May 12, 2020

When Efforts To Halt Smallpox In Milwaukee Provoked Fear And Fury

By Andy Soth/PBS Wisconsin
In 1894, riots erupted in the streets and a battle broke out in City Hall over strict public health measures.

Posted on May 11, 2020

A Return To Abnormalcy

By David Rutter
"For this drive-in movie theater, a chance to return to normalcy," proclaimed one outlet, neglecting to mention that recent "normal" for drive-ins is a sign that reads "out of business."

Posted on May 8, 2020

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POLITICS - 5 Things An Angry Old White Man Wants To Say.
SPORTS - Triple Crown Tomato.

BOOKS - How The Post Office United America.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Premature Ejaculation Market Exploding Quickly.

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