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I, For One, Welcome Our New Hologram Arcade Machine Overlords

By Jason Roberts/ Euclideon Entertainment

Hi There,

I am from Euclideon Entertainment, you might have seen us or read about us from IAAPA this year.

Usually we manufacture Holographic tables for Government and Military applications, but this year we created the world's first Hologram Arcade Machine.

We are looking to come over to promote these and would very much like to have a meeting with you.

Continue reading "I, For One, Welcome Our New Hologram Arcade Machine Overlords" »
Posted on December 11, 2018

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
Continue reading "Cab #1555" »
Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
Continue reading "Open Letter" »
Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
Continue reading "I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!" »
Posted on October 19, 2015

I, For One, Welcome Our New Hologram Arcade Machine Overlords

By Jason Roberts/ Euclideon Entertainment
Australian company opens new Bolingbrook office to bring floating-in-air games to Chicago.

Posted on December 11, 2018

Go Ahead, Eat Raw Cookie Dough!

By Brian Zikmund-Fisher/The Conversation
No reason to deny yourself, despite what they tell you.

Posted on December 10, 2018

Rosemont Christmas Dog Show!

By The Skokie Valley Kennel Club
Meet and greet.

Posted on December 7, 2018

The Bad News About Human Nature: 10 Findings From Psychology

By Christian Jarrett/Aeon
Research has shown our willingness to blame the poor, rape victims, AIDS patients and others for their fate, so as to preserve our belief in a just world. Also, we are blinkered and dogmatic; facts do not matter to us.

Posted on December 6, 2018

Everything Must Go | Holiday Inn-Rolling Meadows Liquidating

By Frank S. Long/International Content Liquidations
Beachwood Field Trip?

Posted on December 4, 2018

Chicagoetry: Black Ice Blues

By J.J. Tindall
The whole world is booby-trapped.

Posted on December 3, 2018

Iceland Knows How To Stop Teen Substance Abuse But The Rest Of The World Isn't Listening

By Emma Young/Mosaic
The main principle is that drug education doesn't work because nobody pays attention to it. The answer is to give kids something better to do.

Posted on November 29, 2018

Your Turkey Probably Has Salmonella

By JoNel Aleccia/Kaiser Health News
The Thanksgiving turkey you lug home from the grocery store is likely contaminated.

Posted on November 20, 2018

God, Ranked

Another Beachwood Special Report
In this rare case, we'll take the white man over the black man and the black woman.

Posted on November 19, 2018

Chicagoetry: I Am Iron Man

By J.J. Tindall
Let us coalesce.

Posted on November 15, 2018

Exclusive! Why Chicago Lost HQ2

Another Beachwood Special Report
For starters, Mayor Enyia . . .

Posted on November 13, 2018

Illinois At War

From The Revolutionary War To The Bullshit War On Terror, Illinois Troops Have Been There
The bloodiest, saddest war in American history was the war to free the slaves. Illinois was there with 260,000 soldiers in the Union army, 35,000 of whom died for the cause.

Posted on November 12, 2018


By Teresa Veramendi
SANTUARIO | SANCTUARY is a bilingual documentary theater piece exploring the migrations of monarch butterflies and youth crossing the USA-Mexico border.

Posted on November 16, 2018

Ducks Unlimited Transfers Chillicothe Bottoms To Illinois Audobon Society

By The Illinois Audobon Society
Partners collaborate to increase Illinois River floodplain habitat protection.

Posted on November 7, 2018

Brush With Nature

By Anatomically Correct
Dreamy ponds and a pancake tent.

Posted on November 2, 2018

RECALL! O Sole Mio Chicken Tortellini

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
These items were shipped to warehouse locations in Florida, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, and Pennsylvania.

Posted on October 31, 2018

Painting The Floating World

By The Art Institute Of Chicago
"This exhibition, the first public showing of Roger Weston's comprehensive ukiyo-e painting collection in the United States, showcases how artists of the period captured ukiyo, or the 'floating world,' where people of all ranks shared in the enjoyment of the floating world's attractions - brothels, kabuki theater and seasonal festivities."

Posted on October 29, 2018

RECALL! Buddy's Pork And Chicken

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
These items were shipped to institutional locations in Arizona, California, Georgia, Illinois, Minnesota, Missouri and New Jersey.

Posted on October 26, 2018

Three Stooges Slay St. Charles

By Thomas Chambers
It was fantastic to see new groups of parents schooling the kids in the subversive silliness and masterful slapstick the Three Stooges will continue to give us for generations to come.

Posted on October 24, 2018

Many Midwesterners Will Never Believe In Climate Change. Here's How To Encourage Them To Act Anyway.

By Matthew Houser and Andrea Webster/The Conversation
A resilience approach emphasizes preserving life as it is.

Posted on October 23, 2018

MUSIC - Who's Next In Chicago Rap.
TV - Tribune-Nexstar Deal Is Bad News.
POLITICS - Charter Schools Should Talk More About Racism.
SPORTS - The Ex-Cub Factor.

BOOKS - Wright Brothers, Wrong Story!

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Hologram Arcade Machines.

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