Over Under Archives



The Bears take on the health care debate.

Posted on Nov 5, 2009


Styrofoam peanut turf and The Cedric Benson Hoax.

Posted on Oct 22, 2009


Eric and Al's excellent adventure.

Posted on Oct 15, 2009


Have you seen my crack pipe?

Posted on Oct 8, 2009

Over/Under: Obama Olympic Edition

Czars, bailouts and Milton Bradley.

Posted on Oct 1, 2009


Meet new NFL czars Kanye West, Serena Williams, Richard Daley, Barack Obama, Kim Jong-il, Drew Peterson, Joe Wilson and Jimmy Carter.

Posted on Sep 17, 2009


How the 2009 Bears are like the 2016 Olympics.

Posted on Sep 10, 2009


Where I went wrong this year - and why. Plus, our playoff predictions.

Posted on Jan 2, 2009


A special guide to how the Bears and other teams on the bubble can make the playoffs.

Posted on Dec 12, 2008


How the NFL will game the playoffs and other things you heard here first.

Posted on Dec 4, 2008


The NFL's missed product placement opportunities.

Posted on Nov 14, 2008


If the NFL were run like our national elections.

Posted on Nov 6, 2008


If NFL games were like weddings.

Posted on Oct 30, 2008


What NFL fans in various cities should as for Halloween.

Posted on Oct 16, 2008


A guide to making the happy sports radio call.

Posted on Oct 9, 2008


If our politicians ran the NFL.

Posted on Oct 2, 2008


Asking Tony Kornheiser.

Posted on Sep 18, 2008


Some teams are already doomed. We tell you who.

Posted on Sep 11, 2008


The only way the Bears win more than eight games this season is if the NFL schedules four extra games against the Falcons.

Posted on Sep 3, 2008


If Belichick had stayed on the field, he probably would have found a way to win. A Super Bowl post-mortem.

Posted on Feb 7, 2008


Super Bowl advice for guys: Don't use the bathroom until you've seen the latest Go Daddy commercial.

Posted on Jan 31, 2008


Bill Belichick is God, and He'd rather play the Giants.

Posted on Jan 24, 2008


Billy Volek, meet your destiny.

Posted on Jan 16, 2008


How the Patriots are like Obama and the Packers are like Hillary.

Posted on Jan 10, 2008


Presenting the Second Annual Toolie Awards. Plus, playoff picks.

Posted on Jan 3, 2008


If the NFL were more like Christmas, minute-by-minute coverage of Week 17 would start in late November.

Posted on Dec 27, 2007


Any mention of Jessica Simpson in relation to Tony Romo is grounds for expulsion from the party.

Posted on Dec 20, 2007


Your cable company probably doesn't carry the NFL Network. So please go to your local bar and spend $6 on a pint of Miller Lite. Don't complain about it, because we are the NFL.

Posted on Dec 13, 2007


The Bears hire Larry Craig for his "wide stance" to improve the Bears offensive line. And other pairings to look for.

Posted on Dec 7, 2007


In reality football, the huddle is replaced with the "house meeting."

Posted on Nov 29, 2007

Agony & Ivy

Reclaim the Cubs!

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Posted on Jun 15, 2022

TrackNotes: Back To The Future

Will Bob Baffert ever go away? Churchill Downs Inc.: It's just what they do. Dickie D. dead. Cliches can shape your biorhythms. Double-teaming justice. You look just like. We asked one person, me.

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Posted on Jan 28, 2022

The White Sox Report

Minnie Miñoso Was Very, Very Good To Us

Electric, indefatigable and, finally, undenied.

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Posted on Dec 9, 2021