Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago

Lynyrd Skynyrd is sticking with the Confederate flag after all.

Which got us to thinking . . .

* In Birmingham they love the governor; in Chicago, not so much.

* Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers; Chicago is still trying to get grade school music teachers.

* Watergate does not bother me; does Vanecko bother you?

* Big wheels keep on turnin'; ya gotta have a guy to keep big wheels turnin'.

* They heard Mr. Young sing about her; we heard Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young sing about us.

* Name of crappy movie vs. name of awesome movie.

* In Alabama, skies are so blue. In Chicago, we electrified the blues.

* Also, Alabama vs. Chicago.

* Both sides wish the South had seceded.

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