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Madonna vs. Moderna

Madonna: Once married to Guy Ritchie.
Moderna: Once made some guy rich.

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Madonna: Celebrated by postmodern theorists.
Moderna: Celebrated by viral epidemiologists.

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Madonna: Good in small doses.
Moderna: Good in small doses.

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Madonna: MDNA
Moderna: MRNA

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Moderna: Jab in arm.
Madonna: Jab in ear.

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Madonna: Like a virgin.
Moderna: Like a vaccine.

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Madonna: Like a prayer.
Moderna: Better than prayer.

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Madonna: Vision Quest.
Moderna: Warp Speed.

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Madonna: Into the Groove.
Moderna: Into the arm.

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Madonna: Erotica.
Moderna: As sexy as Erotica.

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Madonna: Live to Tell.
Moderna: Live to Tell.

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Previously from the Vs. Affairs Desk:

* Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago

* The Kennedy Curse vs. The Cubs Curse

* Oprah vs. Obama

* Lincoln vs. Obama

* The Ryder Cup vs. NATO

* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016

* Tank vs. Troutman

* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford

* Hester vs. Hastert

* Cubs vs. Hawks

* Quinn vs. Quade

* Alexi vs. Everyday People

* BP vs. Big Z

* McCain vs. McRib

* Subway vs. McDonald's

* IPRA vs. Oprah

* Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd

* Lilo vs. Blago

* Rahm vs. Rob

* Chicago vs. Wisconsin.

* ICEE vs. ICE

* Bari Weiss vs. Barry White.

* Dalton vs. Andy Dalton.

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