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The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Hallowed Be Thy Game

By Carl Mohrbacher

Unfortunately, this season was declared dead at 3:37 p.m. CST last Sunday.

Posted on Dec 8, 2011

Keywords: Jesus, Red Lobster

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Hype It Up

By Carl Mohrbacher

A season-long equivalent to a draw play.

Posted on Nov 17, 2011

Keywords: DJ Ruby Rohd, Herschel Krustofski, Junior Dos Santos, Ndomikong Suh, Ron Burgundy, Tyler Durden

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Take The Lovie Smith Challenge. Every Time.

By Carl Mohrbacher

Football + banking puns = funny?

Posted on Oct 13, 2011

Keywords: Bill Melton, Kyle Vanden Bosch, Leif Garrett, Olaf Gustafson

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: "B" Is for Blowout

By Carl Mohrbacher

Mort "Big Jew" Williams from accounting will be backing up Frank Omiyale.

Posted on Sep 22, 2011

Keywords: Caleb Hanie, Mila Kunis, Saul Bramburg

Lovie's Cover 2 Live Crew

By Carl Mohrbacher

Deep passes and low, low prices.

Posted on Sep 15, 2011

Keywords: Bob Rohrman, Fred Miller, Olin Kruetz

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

By Andrew Golden and Carl Mohrbacher

Like a personal timepiece made of stone, last Sunday's afternoon affair against the Washington Redskins was a hard watch.

Posted on Oct 27, 2010

Keywords: Jay Cutler, Jimmie Dimmick, Lens Crafters, Marcellus Wallace, Mike Martz, Naked Gun, Yakety Sax

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

By Andrew Golden and Carl Mohrbacher

For the record, Kreutz totally had the brew situation covered.

Posted on Oct 19, 2010

Keywords: Devin Hester, Frank Omiyale, George A. Romero, Jay Cutler, PETA, Rex Grossman, Voltron

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

By Andrew Golden and Carl Mohrbacher

OL charged with second-degree football manslaughter. Plus, Jesus.

Posted on Oct 6, 2010

Keywords: Jay Cutler, Jeff Garcia, Jerry Angelo, Jon Kitna, Julius Peppers, Kurt Warner, Logan Mankins, Ron Turner, Todd Collins

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

By Carl Mohrbacher and Nikki Golden

Cowboys coaches suck more than Bears coaches.

Posted on Sep 21, 2010

Keywords: Aaron Rodgers, Brett Favre, Devin Hester, Greg Olsen, Jay Cutler, Jermichael Finley, Joe Buck, Mike Martz, Pantera, Tony Romo, Troy Aikman, Wade Phillips, Zachary Bowman

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

By Andrew Golden and Carl Mohrbacher

Less O-line = more crazy offense.

Posted on Sep 15, 2010

Keywords: Brian Urlacher, Calvin Johnson, Devin Aromashadu, Jay Cutler, Jerry Angelo, Josh Beekman, Julius Peppers, Lance Briggs, Lovie Smith, Matt Forte, Tommie Harris