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The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Hallowed Be Thy Game

Unfortunately, this season was declared dead at 3:37 p.m. CST last Sunday.

Posted on Dec 8, 2011
Keywords: Jesus, Red Lobster

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Hype It Up

A season-long equivalent to a draw play.

Posted on Nov 17, 2011
Keywords: DJ Ruby Rohd, Herschel Krustofski, Junior Dos Santos, Ndomikong Suh, Ron Burgundy, Tyler Durden

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Take The Lovie Smith Challenge. Every Time.

Football + banking puns = funny?

Posted on Oct 13, 2011
Keywords: Bill Melton, Kyle Vanden Bosch, Leif Garrett, Olaf Gustafson

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: "B" Is for Blowout

Mort "Big Jew" Williams from accounting will be backing up Frank Omiyale.

Posted on Sep 22, 2011
Keywords: Caleb Hanie, Mila Kunis, Saul Bramburg

Lovie's Cover 2 Live Crew

Deep passes and low, low prices.

Posted on Sep 15, 2011
Keywords: Bob Rohrman, Fred Miller, Olin Kruetz

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Like a personal timepiece made of stone, last Sunday's afternoon affair against the Washington Redskins was a hard watch.

Posted on Oct 27, 2010
Keywords: Jay Cutler, Jimmie Dimmick, Lens Crafters, Marcellus Wallace, Mike Martz, Naked Gun, Yakety Sax

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

For the record, Kreutz totally had the brew situation covered.

Posted on Oct 19, 2010
Keywords: Devin Hester, Frank Omiyale, George A. Romero, Jay Cutler, PETA, Rex Grossman, Voltron

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

OL charged with second-degree football manslaughter. Plus, Jesus.

Posted on Oct 6, 2010
Keywords: Jay Cutler, Jeff Garcia, Jerry Angelo, Jon Kitna, Julius Peppers, Kurt Warner, Logan Mankins, Ron Turner, Todd Collins

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Cowboys coaches suck more than Bears coaches.

Posted on Sep 21, 2010
Keywords: Aaron Rodgers, Brett Favre, Devin Hester, Greg Olsen, Jay Cutler, Jermichael Finley, Joe Buck, Mike Martz, Pantera, Tony Romo, Troy Aikman, Wade Phillips, Zachary Bowman

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Less O-line = more crazy offense.

Posted on Sep 15, 2010
Keywords: Brian Urlacher, Calvin Johnson, Devin Aromashadu, Jay Cutler, Jerry Angelo, Josh Beekman, Julius Peppers, Lance Briggs, Lovie Smith, Matt Forte, Tommie Harris

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

How you'll know that the Bears have hit rock bottom.

Posted on Dec 4, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Every time Ron Turner calls a play, a kitten dies.

Posted on Nov 23, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Voting for change but doing nothing about it is so 2008.

Posted on Nov 20, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Lovie's next job.

Posted on Nov 12, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Power Nap dreams.

Posted on Nov 6, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

The Bears and Balloon Boy.

Posted on Oct 23, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

If Limbaugh owned the Bears.

Posted on Oct 16, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

What the Bears did on their bye week.

Posted on Oct 9, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Olympic Edition

Bears players prepare for their Olympic events.

Posted on Oct 2, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Lovie Smith develops a third expression.

Posted on Sep 18, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Only these extraordinary circumstances will keep the Bears out of the Super Bowl.

Posted on Sep 11, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Jay Cutler vs. Jesus Christ.

Posted on Jul 21, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

What the Bears forgot to do this year.

Posted on Jan 1, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Soldier Field etiquette.

Posted on Dec 19, 2008

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Look for these signs in Section 320.

Posted on Dec 11, 2008

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Nature vs. Nuture with the Bears defense.

Posted on Dec 5, 2008

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Forrest Gump teaches the Bears a few lessons.

Posted on Nov 20, 2008

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Lovie Smith may love Obama, but he hates change.

Posted on Nov 14, 2008

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

What Sexy Rexy did on his vacation.

Posted on Nov 6, 2008

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

What the Bears watched on their bye week.

Posted on Oct 31, 2008

Fantasy Fix: First Basemen and First Benchmen

Young upstarts and veterans in new surroundings.

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Posted on Feb 8, 2012

The Best Super Bowl Ads You Didn't See

Blown chances.

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Posted on Feb 6, 2012

The Best Of The Beachwood's Super Bowl Tweets

Is #Lame trending yet? #Madonna #SuperBowl

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Posted on Feb 6, 2012

The Super Bowl Is Decadent And Depraved

American sports at its worst.

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Posted on Feb 3, 2012

Breaking Beachwood Sports Feed!