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Stop Sign
The owner of a Washington-state computer shop asserts that computer viruses are the biggest threat to business computers, when clearly the real danger comes from shitty coffee.Posted on July 17, 2007
BetterTrades
More pokey-faced chumpfucks than a Chistopher Guest movie.Posted on July 10, 2007
Swivel Sweeper
It cleans forwards, but it also cleans backwards!Posted on May 16, 2007
Ab-Doer Xtreme
Targets all four sides of your waist at the same time. I guess that's the Xtreme part.Posted on April 20, 2007
Russ Dalbey's Winning in the Cash Flow Business
Wait, would I have to share the pool with the rest of these people?Posted on April 9, 2007
Yoga Booty Ballet
The ideal "booty," in this spot's terms, is spelled with two interlocking O's, tight, and small, but defined.Posted on March 27, 2007
John Beck's Free & Clear Real Estate System
The apparent catchphrase? "I know it sounds too good to be true, but it is true." And yet, we still don't believe.Posted on March 13, 2007
More Natural Cures Revealed by Kevin Trudeau
Most of Trudeau's stories, in fact, seem to take place in airports and/or on airplanes. What, doesn't he ever get spotted in line at Walgreens?Posted on March 3, 2007
Michael Thurmond's Six-Day Body Makeover
A huge spread of fat-people photos becomes a collage American flag.Posted on February 20, 2007
Sonic Blade
Apocalyptic Omens: "We need to put Sonic Blades in as many hands as possible!" "If you've got some cutting to do, you need power!"Posted on February 18, 2007
Acne Complex
"It makes them disappear completely - it's almost magic!"Posted on February 9, 2007
Esteban's Master Class Cutaway Guitar Package
If you're a loser with $200 to spare, you'll be kicking my ass on guitar in no time.Posted on January 30, 2007
Youthful Essence by Susan Lucci
It might fix your skin, but that won't cover up your aesthetically flawed bone structure.Posted on December 11, 2006
Urban Rebounding
If they can maintain that bouncing rhythm while keeping those smiles frozen on their faces, the system must be working.Posted on November 12, 2006
The Magic Bullet
Just when you think you're going to miss your old blender, they spring it on you that the Magic Bullet comes with a traditional blender cup. Which also turns into a juicer.Posted on October 3, 2006
Bella Vista Village
Et tu, Erik Estrada? Et tu?Posted on July 18, 2006
The Total Living Drink
Apparently filmed in a borrowed model home, adding to the effect that we are in upper middle-class nutrition purgatory.Posted on June 1, 2006
Optionetics
A lot of white people have discovered the secret to options trading.Posted on May 1, 2006
The Air-O-Space Sofa Bed
I was slightly interested in the prospect of seeing Brandon get splattered, but I knew in my heart it wouldn't really happen.Posted on March 21, 2006
The Little Giant Ladder
It's really 24 ladders in one - it's like having an entire garage of ladders.Posted on February 25, 2006
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