FAQs

1. Why is the sky blue? Sunlight collides with air, scatters blue wavelengths¹. At sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight².

2. What happens when we die? Opinions vary. "God is going to give us new bodies, better than the ones we have now," Pat Robertson says. "We are not going to be disembodied spirits. Those who believe in Jesus are going to have bodies just like the resurrection body of Jesus . . . a glorious, wonderful body - and they will be with Him forever in glory. Those who have not lived for Him will be in a place of torment and punishment³.. On the other hand, Frykitty says "Most of me suspects we are just done⁴." Brendan Genius begs to differ. "That answer annoys me all the time," says Genius. "You cannot be nothing. People find this concept very hard to grasp and about 90% of people i talk to about this doesnt understand me⁵." Frank Zappa says, "Dust⁶." That answer annoys Barney Gumble all the time. "When we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier," Gumble says⁷. Gumble is a drunk.

3. Is the home office deduction really a red flag that increases your chances of being audited? As a general rule, you should never shy away from taking a deduction you are legally entitled to⁸. But even though the rules have been loosened a bit, taking this deduction is still a red flag for an Internal Revenue Service audit⁹. But the truth is, owning your own business is the RED FLAG¹⁰.

4. What's wrong with me? It could be a lot of things. Yur butt¹¹. Possible multiple sclerosis¹². You're not beautiful¹³.

5. What is the Beachwood Reporter? It's all that - and more¹⁴.

1.http://www.why-is-the-sky-blue.tv/
2.http://math.ucr.edu/
3.http://www.cbnindia.org/
4.http://www.frykitty.com/
5.http://www.stdp7.com/
6.http://www.science.uva.nl/
7.http://www.lardlad.com/
8.http://www.toolkit.cch.com/
9.http://thestreet.com/
10.http://www.startupnation.com/
11.http://www.vegsource.com/
12.http://www.prevention.com/
13.http://www.gorskys.com.au/
14. It really is.