Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)
Just got back from an errand in Wicker Park and let me tell you something, folks there were awfully lax with the masks *and* social distancing. Apparently they didn't get the meme.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 22, 2020
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COVID cases are not declining in DC, Atlanta, Chicago, and Los Angeles. #Birx
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 23, 2020
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New from the Beachwood Sports Desk . . .
So Long, Jerry
"I never mourn when athletic superstars fail as human beings, because I never thought of them as heroes," our very own David Rutter writes. "They had skill. Do not commingle the two. But I gave myself one exception to that cool, intellectualized appreciation. Just one."
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The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #305: The Last Dance Has Been Danced Bad pizza, Cheap Trick and Luc Longley. Plus: Remembering Jerry Sloan & Michael McCaskey; Matt Nagy Admits What Media Toadies Won't; The Bundesliga, NASCAR, Golf And The Pseudo-Triple Crown Are (Sorta) Back; and Steve's New iPhone And The Saga Surrounding It.
Weekend TweetWood A sampling of the delight and disgust you can find @BeachwoodReport.
"Trump Is Really Aiming to Take Down Fox": A Group Associated With Donald Trump Jr. Is Buying a Major Stake in OANN https://t.co/buw5BVhBhn via @VanityFair
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 23, 2020
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New York Times' Style Guide Substitutions for "The President Lied" - McSweeney's Internet Tendency https://t.co/yWFHQgnvln
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 22, 2020
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"Frustrated that his subtler warnings were not getting through to the population, God sent a metaphor he thought the people couldn't ignore." https://t.co/cnyTBe9Zlr