Chicago - Oct. 5, 2017
Music TV Politics Sports Books People Places & Things
 
Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)
Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12
Beachwood Bookmarks
K-Tel Classics
WKRP in Cincinnati
So You've Decided To Be Evil
St. Paul Saints
Nye's Polonaise Room
The Arcata Eye
Roadside USA
This Day In . . .
Onion History
Weird Al History
Baseball History
Beachwood History
History History
Spy Magazine History
#OnThisDate History
Chicago
Indicted!
Under Suspicion
Find Your Towed Car
Cable TV Complaints
Freedom of Information
The Expired Meter
The Mob & Friends
Stolen Bike Registry
O'Hare Music Tracker
Rats
Report Corruption (city)
Report Corruption (state)
Beyond
Scoundrels, State
Scoundrels, Federal
The Odds
Random Flight Tracker
Casting Calls
Cosmic Log
Buy Stamps
Beachwood Blogroll
A Handy List
Beachwood Ethics Statement
How We Roll
Today's Horoscope
Liberties will be taken.
Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.
Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39
Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)
Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.
Now Playing
Psychodrama/Marshall Law
Letters to the Editors
FAQ
About
Tip Line
"The Papers" archive
RSS
Beachwood Link Buttons
Media Kit/Advertising
 

The Weekend Desk Report

Filling in for Weekend Desk Chief Natasha Julius, who is rolling the bones in Las Vegas this weekend on behalf of The Beachwood Media Company's pension fund.

Auditism
Big Skim Thompson has been named audit committee chairman of The Beachwood Media Company's pension fund.

Pimps 'n Ho's
The Weekend Desk will be closely watching developments over the next 48 hours of HoGate, the latest sex scandal to emerge from the repressed, pathological wilds of Washington, D.C., where "thousands of officials from international and national agencies" including the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund, and NASA reportedly used an escort service to live out their fantasies of being on the other side of doing anything for a buck.

French Stench
France goes to the polls this weekend to wreak revenge on the United States by electing its own version of George W. Bush in the ultimate existential comedy.

Paris Pokey
Paris Hilton told the court in her probation violation trial that she never read a license suspension notice sent to her because "I have people do that for me."

She also didn't read her plea agreement, saying, "I just sign what people tell me to sign," she said.

She also acknowledged that she is still a virgin because "I have people do that for me too. Ick."

Royal Plan
Negotiations between Dick Cheney and the Queen of England for the return of the monarchy to America continue over the weekend.

404 Not Found
Microsoft is in negotiations with Yahoo over plans to conduct an unprecedented search for a business strategy.

Derby Dash
Trainers for Kentucky Derby favorite Curlin are reviewing years of quotes from Cubs players and management for the best way to use bad weather as an excuse for not winning.

Bulls Eye
The Pistons have been installed as the favorite in their playoff series against the Bulls. Which is fine with Lou Piniella, who is recruiting Ben Wallace for the outfield.

From Beachwood HQ
* The Sci Fi Spectacular promises to be more fun than the frickin' Kentucky Derby.

* Watch for a new Cub Factor on Monday morning.

* Catch up with last week's Papers.

* Contact the Beachwood, if you'd like.



Permalink

Posted on May 5, 2007


MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock Including Riot Fest Highlights.
TV - No Rehabilitating Vietnam.
POLITICS - Trump's Farmer Heavily Subsidized.
SPORTS - The Cubs' Season In Verse.

BOOKS - Dots & Dashes.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Certified Angus Beef® Honors Chicago Stars.


Search The Beachwood Reporter

Subscribe To Our Newsletter
Email:

Follow BeachwoodReport on Twitter



Beachwood Radio!


Ask Me Anything!