Chicago - Dec. 4, 2020

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

Beachwood Bookmarks
K-Tel Classics
WKRP in Cincinnati
So You've Decided To Be Evil
St. Paul Saints
Nye's Polonaise Room
The Arcata Eye
Roadside USA

This Day In . . .
Onion History
Weird Al History
Baseball History
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Chicago
Indicted!
Under Suspicion
Find Your Towed Car
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Freedom of Information
The Expired Meter
The Mob & Friends
Stolen Bike Registry
O'Hare Music Tracker
Rats
Report Corruption (city)
Report Corruption (state)

Beyond
Scoundrels, State
Scoundrels, Federal
The Odds
Random Flight Tracker
Casting Calls
Cosmic Log
Buy Stamps

Beachwood Blogroll
A Handy List

Beachwood Ethics Statement
How We Roll

Today's Horoscope
Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39

Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

Now Playing
Psychodrama/Marshall Law

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The Weekend Desk Report

By Natasha Julius

Eh, you know how it is. Everything is looking up, but come the work week we're still stuck with this mess.

Market Update
Doesn't matter. Turns out free markets and small governments only work when you really believe in them.

Change Of Heart Edition
Maybe we were wrong; maybe people really can have a change of heart. But only for a really good reason, like:

Money.

The dead-eyed ability to lie your ass off.

More money.

A federal mandate to have a heart, which can be returned after 30 days.

Nothing, apparently.

The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Have a heart.

The Beachwood Radio Hour
Is in production!

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #45
The Kris Bryant pundit trap.

Plus: The Easier, Cheaper, Better White Sox; Deja Derrick Rose; Sports Economics For Dummies; We Thank Roberto Garza For His Service; Go Sparty! Fuck 'Em Bucky!; and Chicago Fire Averaging A Goal A Week!

The Sound Opinions Weekend Listening Report: "Drummer Hal Blaine has played on countless hit records as part of the famed group of studio musicians known as the Wrecking Crew. He speaks with Jim and Greg about recording with Sinatra, The Beach Boys, Simon & Garfunkel, and more. Plus, Australian up-and-comer Courtney Barnett."

TweetWood
A sampling.

Cabrini-Green Church To Become Condos: http://t.co/JEr7yemjlV | #ItWasntAboutRealEstateThough
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 4, 2015

"The Sacks, who live in Highland Park, have contributed $900,000 to Rahm's PAC Chicago Forward" http://t.co/cLi3v4SJCF
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 4, 2015

@BeachwoodReport @ward32chicago Ponce: "Chuy, was your son a member of the Latin King faction Ventra?" #RahmsSecretEmails
— Michael Beyer (@mmcbeyer) April 4, 2015

"Who are you today?" is where the Washington press and existentialist philosophers intersect http://t.co/x0zAucMUdJ pic.twitter.com/H6M7izRDWj
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 3, 2015