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The Weekend Desk Report

Well, if we're waking up in 2018 already, have the Cubs won a World Series yet?

Market Update
Just spitballin' here, but how much do you suppose Governor Rauner's fantasy law that will never pass is costing Illinois? Probably a touch more than defending the actual laws.

We quit.
The point of the Weekend Desk is to bring a little humor to the absurdities of our global corporate power structure through satire and exaggeration. But where our so-called leaders are making up the craziest shit, executing the most obvious scams, and stripping the last bit of shame from their shameless hypocrisies and evasions, you don't need us.

Satire is dead. Long live Planned Parenthood.


The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Give us just one reason.


The Beachwood Radio Network
* The Beachwood Radio Hour #49: Property Tax Polka.

The Politics of Plans. Plus: Rear-End Rahm; Privatizing Tourism; Aaron Schock's Magic Tahoe; Fuck The Obama Library; and Developing Homan Square.

* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #43: Kris Bryant Has Ricketts.

Kubs still Klass Klowns. Plus: Shout Outs to Tony Snell, Russell Wilson.


The Week In Chicago Rock
Is in production!


The Sound Opinions Weekend Listening Report: "Jim and Greg talk about the birth of rock 'n' roll and the modern label system with Elektra Records founder Jac Holzman. Later in the show, they review the new long-awaited album by Cannibal Ox."


The CAN TV Weekend Viewing Report: Chicago Newsroom's Special Runoff Election Coverage.

If you need to know more about the candidates running for aldermen, look to CAN TV.

Each week leading up to the April 7th runoff election, there is a special edition of CAN TV's Chicago Newsroom that features journalists and political commentators who give an in-depth look at four aldermanic races.

This week's guests are former city clerk and 2011 mayoral candidate Miguel del Valle, and Aldertrack's Claudia Morell. They will join host Ken Davis to discuss the candidates and issues in the 10th, 15th, 31st, and 36th wards.

Catch this special edition of Chicago Newsroom:

Saturday, March 21st at 7:30 p.m. on CAN TV21
Sunday, March 22nd at 6:30 p.m. on CAN TV19

Watch more of Chicago Newsroom's special election coverage on demand at


* Mr. T To Renovate Chicago Homes In New Show I Pity the Tool.

* Local People With Their Arms Crossed.







Posted on March 21, 2015

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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