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The Weekend Desk Report

Special St. Patrick's Day Edition
Oh, look: supposedly broke-ass Chicago still has some green to throw around. Wherever did that come from?

1. You. Probably.

2. Not them.

3. Yeah, like he has a clue.

4. It doesn't come out of the damn ground, that's for sure.

5. Well, as long as it winds up downtown . . .

6. You again.

7. Who cares? Throw enough of it around and in a couple of weeks no one will remember.


The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Green with envy.


Beachwood Photo Booth: Winter's End
Goodbye, Snow Tree.


The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #42: Like The Honey Badger, Derrick Rose Don't Care

Bigger jerk than Cutler? Plus: NFL Free Agency Gone Wild; The Bears' Trinity; Blackhawks Stand On Heads; Illinois Basketball FAIL; and The Chicago Fire Did Something This Week.



The Week In Chicago Rock
In production!

The Beachwood Radio Hour #48
In production!


The Sound Opinions Weekend Listening Report: "Jim and Greg share some of their favorite under-the-mainstream-radar tunes during this installment of Buried Treasures. Then they review the new album from the Material Girl."


* Bloomington Stoked About New Hy-Vee.





Posted on March 14, 2015

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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