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The Weekend Desk Report

Oh, hey, wow, nothing unusual to see here at all.

Market Update
Geez, kick a guy while he's down why don't you? Moody's sons of bitches.

A+? Baa!
OK, so it may seem a little weird that one agency is pounding Chicago's credit while another is all, "A+!" Here's how you, too, can look at the unreasonably bright side:

1. Just assume that everything will sort of get done, maybe, eventually.

2. Assume all those people are asking questions because they really want to get to know you better, not because they fundamentally mistrust you.

3. Tinker. With children's lives.

4. If someone points to flaws, rail against the whole, rotten system.


The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Listening.


Beachwood Sports Radio: West Side Stories
Soap opera switches teams: Bulls Window Re-Opened! Blackhawks Window Slams Shut! Plus: Post-Combine Bears; What Kris Bryant's Status Will Tell Us; White Sox Infield By Committee; Dismembering Ricky Renteria; and The Legend Of Theo.


Weekend Beachwood
The Week In Chicago Rock and The Beachwood Radio Hour are in production!


The Sound Opinions Weekend Listening Report: "Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason has been the only constant member of the band throughout its entire history. He speaks with Jim and Greg about his half-century with the pioneering psychedelic rock band and their highly anticipated reunion. Later, a review of the surprise new mixtape from Drake."


A sampling.





Posted on February 28, 2015

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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