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The Weekend Desk Report

The Weekend Desk: Not suspended, but not really not suspended either.

Market Update
Sorry, Bears fans. Studies show that when Americans try to tackle Bills, they lose.

Blonde Ambition
We've seen this sort of unnecessary change undertaken before. It often doesn't end well.

PR Wars
Before you rush out to get your iPhone 6, just remember that God's representative on Earth is apparently an Android guy.

Tangled Up And Blue
Huh, so we're not the only ones seeing a bunch of bloated whales looming on the horizon.

Pot Luck
Finally this week, the choice is yours whether to laugh or cry.


The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Laugh or cry.


The Beachwood Radio Network
* The Beachwood Radio Hour #22: Bruce Rauner Loves To Shoot Doves Dead.

Plus: High School Culture Still Sucks, I Don't Care About The Weather, and The Tribune Company Reporter Who Let The CIA Edit His Stories.

* ICYMI: The Beachwood Radio Hour #20: Federal Judge Rules The Koschman Conspiracy Worked.

Plus: Super PAC vs. Daley PAC; He Worked At A Tastee-Freez; The Queen Bee Of Wicker Park; Feasting On Human Tears.


Beachwood Weekend Sports Package

* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #16: Double Nickel On The Bears' Dime.

You Better Bill-ieve It's A Must-Win!

Plus: The Sky Is Flying; The Derrick Rosercoaster; The White Sox In The Thick Of The Race; and The Pageantry Of College Football: Bring On The Creampuffs.

Listen now! Share widely!

* The College Football Report: Bring On The Creampuffs, Including The Big Ten.

Good cluck!

* The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: You Better Bill-ieve It's A Must-Win!

A frantic Lance Briggs is seen hurling a pulled pork sandwich over his shoulder and yelling "Oh shit, that was today???" into his cell phone while fleeing the The Double Nickel Smokehouse at 9:20 a.m. Pacific Sunday morning.


The Sound Opinions Weekend Desk Listening Report: "After a relaxing Labor Day, Jim and Greg get back into the swing of things by playing the best songs inspired by work."


The CAN TV Weekend Viewing Report: Chicago Climate March & Rally.

"Demonstrators demand action to address climate change, joining activists who are walking from L.A. to Washington, D.C. as they come to Chicago. The march ends at Daley Plaza, where local activists will speak out on environmental issues and call on others join their cause."

Live on Saturday at 2:30 p.m. on CAN TV27 and


Speakers include: Ed Fallon, founder of the Great March for Climate Action; Kimberly Wasserman, Little Village Environmental Justice Organization; Mike Nowak, Chicago Recycling Coalition; Olga Bautista, Southeast Side Coalition To Ban Petcoke; and moderator Naomi Davis, founder of Blacks in Green.


* The U.S. Government's Secret Plans To Spy For American Corporations.

Obama caught lying again.











Posted on September 6, 2014

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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